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06-11-2003, 01:01 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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There's a renegade chipmunk in my house...
The cats brought it in from the shed, and poor jact is screaming like a little girl.. It's currently hiding out from the 3 cats under the fridge, but I guess he-woman will have to move the fridge and get the poor little thing out.. heh.
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06-11-2003, 01:16 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Put on gloves..those fuckers have monkeypox
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06-11-2003, 01:17 PM
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give him a nut.
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06-11-2003, 01:27 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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He's still cowering under the fridge :P
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06-11-2003, 06:54 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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That fucking chipmunk is STILL running around the house.. I can't catch him, the cats cant' catch him.. I hope he doesn't die somewhere and I really don't want to wake up to a dead body and a lot of blood.
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06-11-2003, 06:57 PM
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Keep the door open
Grab broom Tell everybody to go away Put cats in another room Chase the chipmunk toward the door with broom |
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06-11-2003, 07:07 PM
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Had that happen once, but with a squirrel. Fucking thing fell down the chimney and got in through the furnace.
It took me about 4 hours to get it out of my house. I had all the doors open and was chasing after it with a broom. I was almost to the point that I was going to shoot it, but I didn't want to fuck everything up with blood and bullet holes. I eventually had to build a wall out of beer cases that sort of corraled it towards the front door when I chased it. |
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06-11-2003, 07:09 PM
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06-11-2003, 07:27 PM
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I lost a few hamsters in my house as a kid found them all too
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06-11-2003, 07:29 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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06-11-2003, 07:30 PM
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Let's do some business.
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06-11-2003, 07:30 PM
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Let's do some business.
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to the beer cases.
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06-11-2003, 07:35 PM
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06-11-2003, 07:39 PM
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got beer??
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