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LadyMischief 06-11-2003 01:01 PM

There's a renegade chipmunk in my house...
 
The cats brought it in from the shed, and poor jact is screaming like a little girl.. It's currently hiding out from the 3 cats under the fridge, but I guess he-woman will have to move the fridge and get the poor little thing out.. heh.

Spunky 06-11-2003 01:16 PM

Put on gloves..those fuckers have monkeypox:uhoh

voodooman 06-11-2003 01:17 PM

give him a nut.

:winkwink:

LadyMischief 06-11-2003 01:27 PM

He's still cowering under the fridge :P

LadyMischief 06-11-2003 06:54 PM

That fucking chipmunk is STILL running around the house.. I can't catch him, the cats cant' catch him.. I hope he doesn't die somewhere and I really don't want to wake up to a dead body and a lot of blood.

Jamdin 06-11-2003 06:57 PM

Keep the door open
Grab broom
Tell everybody to go away
Put cats in another room
Chase the chipmunk toward the door with broom

evildick 06-11-2003 07:07 PM

Had that happen once, but with a squirrel. Fucking thing fell down the chimney and got in through the furnace.

It took me about 4 hours to get it out of my house. I had all the doors open and was chasing after it with a broom.

I was almost to the point that I was going to shoot it, but I didn't want to fuck everything up with blood and bullet holes.

I eventually had to build a wall out of beer cases that sort of corraled it towards the front door when I chased it.

asuna 06-11-2003 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
He's still cowering under the fridge :P
jact or the chipmunk?

Tanker 06-11-2003 07:27 PM

I lost a few hamsters in my house as a kid found them all too

Jon2 06-11-2003 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna


jact or the chipmunk?

:1orglaugh

Jon

stocktrader23 06-11-2003 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Put on gloves..those fuckers have monkeypox:uhoh
:1orglaugh

stocktrader23 06-11-2003 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Had that happen once, but with a squirrel. Fucking thing fell down the chimney and got in through the furnace.

It took me about 4 hours to get it out of my house. I had all the doors open and was chasing after it with a broom.

I was almost to the point that I was going to shoot it, but I didn't want to fuck everything up with blood and bullet holes.

I eventually had to build a wall out of beer cases that sort of corraled it towards the front door when I chased it.

And :1orglaugh :1orglaugh to the beer cases.

evildick 06-11-2003 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


And :1orglaugh :1orglaugh to the beer cases.

One of the few times my alcoholism paid off.

:glugglug

sumphatpimp 06-11-2003 07:39 PM

got beer??


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