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Buff · 06-10-2003, 12:33 AM

A very confident Air Force Fighter Pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Fighter Pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

RedShoe · 06-10-2003, 12:52 AM

Is it because she was in the shower? I don't get it.

xxweekxx · 06-10-2003, 12:54 AM

haha no she is not in the shower. She got no panties because in an hour SHE WOULD HAVE NO PANTIES ON(The guy will be fucking her)

Machete_ · 06-10-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by xxweekxx
haha no she is not in the shower. She got no panties because in an hour SHE WOULD HAVE NO PANTIES ON(The guy will be fucking her)

nooooo - cant be that ....

voodooman · 06-10-2003, 01:04 AM

Damn Red Shoe, Stay out of the ocean man, all that salt water is slowing you down. hehe

06-10-2003, 12:33 AM	#1
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	State of the art watch! A very confident Air Force Fighter Pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The Fighter Pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

06-10-2003, 12:52 AM	#2
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06-10-2003, 12:54 AM	#3
xxweekxx Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,780	haha no she is not in the shower. She got no panties because in an hour SHE WOULD HAVE NO PANTIES ON(The guy will be fucking her)

06-10-2003, 01:04 AM	#5
voodooman Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 801	Damn Red Shoe, Stay out of the ocean man, all that salt water is slowing you down. hehe