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06-10-2003, 12:33 AM
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GFY Assassin
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State of the art watch!
A very confident Air Force Fighter Pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The Fighter Pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." |
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06-10-2003, 12:52 AM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Is it because she was in the shower? I don't get it.
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06-10-2003, 12:54 AM
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haha no she is not in the shower. She got no panties because in an hour SHE WOULD HAVE NO PANTIES ON(The guy will be fucking her)
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06-10-2003, 01:03 AM
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WINNING!
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06-10-2003, 01:04 AM
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Damn Red Shoe, Stay out of the ocean man, all that salt water is slowing you down. hehe
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