How can you weigh your cock ? - GoFuckYourself.com

KidCock · 06-08-2003, 05:40 PM

Hmmmm the thought just came into my head, I know the length/girth of my cock (as probably everyone else knows theirs), but how many people know the actual weight ?

If you know, how did you find out ?

AdultNex · 06-08-2003, 05:41 PM

Why would you want to weigh your cock?

Is this for a gay friend finder site?

gothweb · 06-08-2003, 05:42 PM

If you want to weigh something small, just stand on a scale, and weigh yourself with it, and then remove it and weigh yourself again. Simple subtraction.

KidCock · 06-08-2003, 05:42 PM

Heh no, but hey maybe we could start a revolution !!

Girls who want 5 pound cocks as opposed to just 2 pound cocks ! That sorta thing ;>

AdultNex · 06-08-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
If you want to weigh something small, just stand on a scale, and weigh yourself with it, and then remove it and weigh yourself again. Simple subtraction.

KidCock · 06-08-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
If you want to weigh something small, just stand on a scale, and weigh yourself with it, and then remove it and weigh yourself again. Simple subtraction.

I was waiting to see who would be the first to reply with that answer ;p

I'd rather not have a detachable penis thank you very much. Though that is a great song by King Missile =)

greentea · 06-08-2003, 05:47 PM

detoxed · 06-08-2003, 05:48 PM

better use a scale capable of measuring grams

SpeakEasy · 06-08-2003, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
If you want to weigh something small, just stand on a scale, and weigh yourself with it, and then remove it and weigh yourself again. Simple subtraction.

BlueDesignStudios · 06-08-2003, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
If you want to weigh something small, just stand on a scale, and weigh yourself with it, and then remove it and weigh yourself again. Simple subtraction.

If you're going to remove 'it', your mays well weigh 'it' by itself

gothweb · 06-08-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios

If you're going to remove 'it', your mays well weigh 'it' by itself

My method allows people to use a houshold (bathroom) scale, which isn't accurate for smaller measurements. Of course, if you have a kitchen scale you can measure your cock that way.

Cindyff · 06-08-2003, 06:01 PM

This is how to do it.

Get a glass of water, size depends on your cock. fill it up until its just overflowing. Get yourself nice and hard and put your cock into the glass all the way down to your balls. Make sure you have a tray underneath to catch the overflow. Carefully weigh the overflow water and this will give you an approximation of how much you cock weighs. Now if you want to get all testicle about it, opps! i mean technical, after you weigh the water you need to find out the specific gravity of water, then find out the specific gravity of blood and or skin and do the Math. Example if the SG of water is 2 and Blood skin is 3. The water you measured weighs 16 oz or 1 Lb then you cock weighs 24 oz or 1 1/2 Ib OK ??

Cindyxx
Saves cutting it off and stitching it back

SIG357 · 06-08-2003, 06:09 PM

Specific gravity of water is 1 - its used to compare other substances - don't know the s.g. of human tissue but its probably close to the same - the whole body, bones and all , floats in water if its salty enough so it must be close.

appleboy · 06-08-2003, 06:19 PM

You use one of those home meat scales , you have to remember when engorged the penis will weigh more so you need to weigh it before and after have fun

Jon · 06-08-2003, 06:19 PM

Don't listen to these fools, do it the easy way.

Get one of your marijuana dealing friends to lend you his digital pocket scale, get yourself hard, and just put it on there without adding weight to it. Then before you give your scale back to your buddy, don't wash it off and tell him you weighed some high quality greens on there, and that there are crystals all over it, he shouldn't wash it, but lick it off instead cause they are too high quality to waste! He deserves it for lending out his scale anyhow..

Cindyff · 06-08-2003, 06:21 PM

OK so if its around 1 lets see some of your results ?? Sould be easy for you now !

Cindy xx

xenigo · 06-08-2003, 06:33 PM

I don't know why anyone didn't think of this before

Here's how it's done. First, drive yourself to the Emergency Room, you're gonna need it. Make sure you have a team of highly skilled doctors, specializing in re-attaching limbs. Bring a small scale with you, and a very sharp scalpel. They should be able to loan you one in the ER. The alternative is to use a meat-slicer kinda like the one in the meat department at Safeway. This would probably be the most painless method. Rev that baby up to full-bore, and let her rip. It shouldn't be too painful if you do it quick enough. You'll want to have the scale handy, to get an accurate measurement of your detached penis's weight. Then it's simply a matter of the team of ER doctors re-attaching your cock. Hopefully it will still be functional, however you will now know farily accurately how much your cock weighs.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-08-2003, 06:36 PM

Ya all got it wrong.

First ya need to be hard and erect to gurantee full weight measurement. So get to that point.

Get a good scale (Electronic one of course)

Hack your dick off and put it on the scale.

Its simple

Opps damn just a little to late with my solution...

jimmyf · 06-08-2003, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
If you want to weigh something small, just stand on a scale, and weigh yourself with it, and then remove it and weigh yourself again. Simple subtraction.

Being in the Scale Business for over 30 years, I have to admit you got's it right.
Only thing, stand on scale=gross weight, wack it off still on=Tare weight, put wacked off item on Scale= Net weight of wacked off item.

Might as well have all 3 weights Gross, Tare and Net

Trolleater · 06-08-2003, 06:59 PM

stupid thread attack

Snake Doctor · 06-08-2003, 07:43 PM

Well personally if I'm naked I just put my feet on the sides of the scale, standing straight up, and my cock rests comfortably on the middle of the scale.

8.5 lbs....easy enough

KidCock · 06-08-2003, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by Lenny2
Well personally if I'm naked I just put my feet on the sides of the scale, standing straight up, and my cock rests comfortably on the middle of the scale.

8.5 lbs....easy enough

Not all of us are 4 feet tall =)

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Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	Don't listen to these fools, do it the easy way. Get one of your marijuana dealing friends to lend you his digital pocket scale, get yourself hard, and just put it on there without adding weight to it. Then before you give your scale back to your buddy, don't wash it off and tell him you weighed some high quality greens on there, and that there are crystals all over it, he shouldn't wash it, but lick it off instead cause they are too high quality to waste! He deserves it for lending out his scale anyhow.. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Well personally if I'm naked I just put my feet on the sides of the scale, standing straight up, and my cock rests comfortably on the middle of the scale. 8.5 lbs....easy enough __________________ sig too big

06-08-2003, 05:41 PM	#2
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Why would you want to weigh your cock? Is this for a gay friend finder site?

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	better use a scale capable of measuring grams

06-08-2003, 06:01 PM	#12
Cindyff Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,187	This is how to do it. Get a glass of water, size depends on your cock. fill it up until its just overflowing. Get yourself nice and hard and put your cock into the glass all the way down to your balls. Make sure you have a tray underneath to catch the overflow. Carefully weigh the overflow water and this will give you an approximation of how much you cock weighs. Now if you want to get all testicle about it, opps! i mean technical, after you weigh the water you need to find out the specific gravity of water, then find out the specific gravity of blood and or skin and do the Math. Example if the SG of water is 2 and Blood skin is 3. The water you measured weighs 16 oz or 1 Lb then you cock weighs 24 oz or 1 1/2 Ib OK ?? Cindyxx Saves cutting it off and stitching it back

06-08-2003, 06:09 PM	#13
SIG357 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 175	Specific gravity of water is 1 - its used to compare other substances - don't know the s.g. of human tissue but its probably close to the same - the whole body, bones and all , floats in water if its salty enough so it must be close.

06-08-2003, 06:19 PM	#14
appleboy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ny Posts: 291	You use one of those home meat scales , you have to remember when engorged the penis will weigh more so you need to weigh it before and after have fun

06-08-2003, 06:21 PM	#16
Cindyff Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,187	OK so if its around 1 lets see some of your results ?? Sould be easy for you now ! Cindy xx

06-08-2003, 06:33 PM	#17
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	I don't know why anyone didn't think of this before Here's how it's done. First, drive yourself to the Emergency Room, you're gonna need it. Make sure you have a team of highly skilled doctors, specializing in re-attaching limbs. Bring a small scale with you, and a very sharp scalpel. They should be able to loan you one in the ER. The alternative is to use a meat-slicer kinda like the one in the meat department at Safeway. This would probably be the most painless method. Rev that baby up to full-bore, and let her rip. It shouldn't be too painful if you do it quick enough. You'll want to have the scale handy, to get an accurate measurement of your detached penis's weight. Then it's simply a matter of the team of ER doctors re-attaching your cock. Hopefully it will still be functional, however you will now know farily accurately how much your cock weighs.

06-08-2003, 06:59 PM	#20
Trolleater Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,441	stupid thread attack