Who would win? Bob Sapp Vs. Mike Tyson Vs. Brock Lesnar? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrPopup · 06-07-2003, 02:45 PM

Of course, Tyson in his youthful prime...not todays media gong show version. Im going with Lesnar. Of course, if its a three way brawl the young whippersnapper tyson can dance and jab while the other two lummoxes hold eachother.

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hahmike · 06-07-2003, 02:47 PM

lesnar has bigger tits than aria

Theo · 06-07-2003, 02:47 PM

Tyson

MrPopup · 06-07-2003, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
Tyson

you buy that crap that don king sold everybody i guess.

the boxer will lose to an experienced amateur wrestler or MMA fighter every time.

The Truth Hurts · 06-07-2003, 02:49 PM

lesnar is a punk. tyson is a punk. never heard of the other guy.
kurt angle would destroy them all.

MrPopup · 06-07-2003, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
lesnar is a punk. tyson is a punk. never heard of the other guy.
kurt angle would destroy them all.

no. hes not invited into this tournament.

The Truth Hurts · 06-07-2003, 02:51 PM

but still, he'd destroy them all.

of the three, lesnar.

Nyght · 06-07-2003, 02:55 PM

Bob Sapp would destroy them both in a mma event

TheEnforcer · 06-07-2003, 03:00 PM

Fuck em all.

Kurt Angle would wipe the mat with all three of em.

TheEnforcer · 06-07-2003, 03:01 PM

I see someone else beat me to it. Between the 3 I would pick Lesnar.

Theo · 06-07-2003, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by MrPopup

you buy that crap that don king sold everybody i guess.

the boxer will lose to an experienced amateur wrestler or MMA fighter every time.

not really and I'm not even fan of Tyson, actually the opposite. But you can't create rules here. The boxer is Tyson, not any boxer. You like him or not, you hate him or not he is a miracle man. Independent fighting category or style, the result of the majority of fights is highly related with the head. I can't see any wrestler to be able to punch like Tyson, not even close and be able to protect his own head like Tyson can. Tyson needs 1 good punch and he'll bring down anyone. It doesn't matter if you are 90kg, 120kg or 170kg.

MrPopup · 06-07-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

not really and I'm not even fan of Tyson, actually the opposite. But you can't create rules here. The boxer is Tyson, not any boxer. You like him or not, you hate him or not he is a miracle man. Independent fighting category or style, the result of the majority of fights is highly related with the head. I can't see any wrestler to be able to punch like Tyson, not even close and be able to protect his own head like Tyson can. Tyson needs 1 good punch and he'll bring down anyone. It doesn't matter if you are 90kg, 120kg or 170kg.

it does matter how much of a beating you can take.

either of those two would snap tyson in half the moment they got in close.

How tall is Tyson? 5'10? 6'0?

Theo · 06-07-2003, 03:16 PM

tyson is 5'11 and can take a lot of beating for sure. During fight period is close to 235pounds. Off session could be 280pounds or even more, but that creates a disadvantage. What i'm trying to say is that weight is not a criteria in fighting and you need to consider that Tyson is not just another boxer.

MrPopup · 06-07-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
tyson is 5'11 and can take a lot of beating for sure. During fight period is close to 235pounds. Off session could be 280pounds or even more, but that creates a disadvantage. What i'm trying to say is that weight is not a criteria in fighting and you need to consider that Tyson is not just another boxer.

but he can only box.

when he got in that street fight or whatever about 10 years ago he broke his hand. on a fucking slap.

tysons street fighting skills are probably on par with ANY NBA player...crap....ever seen that Shaq slap?

Theo · 06-07-2003, 03:51 PM

True, street fighting is not his field, maybe he would go down easier than we can imagine due to lack of ability to use his feet or protect them. You never know. It will make me the same happy

For what I'm definetely sure is:
If Tyson (in the past cause now he could be my grandpa hehe) wanted to adapt to K-1 or any other fighting sport he could easily do it within a normal time frame. Boxing is a huge chapter and you can't be a good fighter if you suck there.

maxjohan · 06-07-2003, 03:58 PM

Tyson, I find it hard for the others..how could they come close when tyson goes wild?

SpaceAce · 06-07-2003, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by MrPopup

but he can only box.

when he got in that street fight or whatever about 10 years ago he broke his hand. on a fucking slap.

tysons street fighting skills are probably on par with ANY NBA player...crap....ever seen that Shaq slap?

I don't remember him breaking his hand but I do remember him getting his ass handed to him pretty severely.

SpaceAce

Mr.Fiction · 06-07-2003, 04:17 PM

Bob Hope vs. Mike Tyson vs. Kelly LeBrock?

Anyone got the video?

Exosist · 06-07-2003, 06:19 PM

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The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	but still, he'd destroy them all. of the three, lesnar.

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	tyson is 5'11 and can take a lot of beating for sure. During fight period is close to 235pounds. Off session could be 280pounds or even more, but that creates a disadvantage. What i'm trying to say is that weight is not a criteria in fighting and you need to consider that Tyson is not just another boxer.

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	True, street fighting is not his field, maybe he would go down easier than we can imagine due to lack of ability to use his feet or protect them. You never know. It will make me the same happy For what I'm definetely sure is: If Tyson (in the past cause now he could be my grandpa hehe) wanted to adapt to K-1 or any other fighting sport he could easily do it within a normal time frame. Boxing is a huge chapter and you can't be a good fighter if you suck there.

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