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MrPopup 06-07-2003 02:45 PM

Who would win? Bob Sapp Vs. Mike Tyson Vs. Brock Lesnar?
 
Of course, Tyson in his youthful prime...not todays media gong show version. Im going with Lesnar. Of course, if its a three way brawl the young whippersnapper tyson can dance and jab while the other two lummoxes hold eachother.

http://www.k-1gp.net/images/fighter/bob_zapp.jpg

vs.

http://kimying.uhome.net/superstars/...esnar/main.jpg

vs.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/...hoto/tyson.jpg

hahmike 06-07-2003 02:47 PM

lesnar has bigger tits than aria :1orglaugh

Theo 06-07-2003 02:47 PM

Tyson

MrPopup 06-07-2003 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
Tyson
you buy that crap that don king sold everybody i guess.

the boxer will lose to an experienced amateur wrestler or MMA fighter every time.

The Truth Hurts 06-07-2003 02:49 PM

lesnar is a punk. tyson is a punk. never heard of the other guy.
kurt angle would destroy them all.

MrPopup 06-07-2003 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
lesnar is a punk. tyson is a punk. never heard of the other guy.
kurt angle would destroy them all.

no. hes not invited into this tournament.

http://members.tripod.com/~retro4/angle3.jpg

The Truth Hurts 06-07-2003 02:51 PM

but still, he'd destroy them all.

of the three, lesnar.

Nyght 06-07-2003 02:55 PM

Bob Sapp would destroy them both in a mma event :thumbsup

TheEnforcer 06-07-2003 03:00 PM

Fuck em all. :321GFY Kurt Angle would wipe the mat with all three of em.

TheEnforcer 06-07-2003 03:01 PM

I see someone else beat me to it. Between the 3 I would pick Lesnar.

Theo 06-07-2003 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup


you buy that crap that don king sold everybody i guess.

the boxer will lose to an experienced amateur wrestler or MMA fighter every time.

not really and I'm not even fan of Tyson, actually the opposite. But you can't create rules here. The boxer is Tyson, not any boxer. You like him or not, you hate him or not he is a miracle man. Independent fighting category or style, the result of the majority of fights is highly related with the head. I can't see any wrestler to be able to punch like Tyson, not even close and be able to protect his own head like Tyson can. Tyson needs 1 good punch and he'll bring down anyone. It doesn't matter if you are 90kg, 120kg or 170kg.

MrPopup 06-07-2003 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel


not really and I'm not even fan of Tyson, actually the opposite. But you can't create rules here. The boxer is Tyson, not any boxer. You like him or not, you hate him or not he is a miracle man. Independent fighting category or style, the result of the majority of fights is highly related with the head. I can't see any wrestler to be able to punch like Tyson, not even close and be able to protect his own head like Tyson can. Tyson needs 1 good punch and he'll bring down anyone. It doesn't matter if you are 90kg, 120kg or 170kg.

it does matter how much of a beating you can take.

either of those two would snap tyson in half the moment they got in close.

How tall is Tyson? 5'10? 6'0?

Theo 06-07-2003 03:16 PM

tyson is 5'11 and can take a lot of beating for sure. During fight period is close to 235pounds. Off session could be 280pounds or even more, but that creates a disadvantage. What i'm trying to say is that weight is not a criteria in fighting and you need to consider that Tyson is not just another boxer.

MrPopup 06-07-2003 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
tyson is 5'11 and can take a lot of beating for sure. During fight period is close to 235pounds. Off session could be 280pounds or even more, but that creates a disadvantage. What i'm trying to say is that weight is not a criteria in fighting and you need to consider that Tyson is not just another boxer.
but he can only box.

when he got in that street fight or whatever about 10 years ago he broke his hand. on a fucking slap.

tysons street fighting skills are probably on par with ANY NBA player...crap....ever seen that Shaq slap?

Theo 06-07-2003 03:51 PM

True, street fighting is not his field, maybe he would go down easier than we can imagine due to lack of ability to use his feet or protect them. You never know. It will make me the same happy :)

For what I'm definetely sure is:
If Tyson (in the past cause now he could be my grandpa hehe) wanted to adapt to K-1 or any other fighting sport he could easily do it within a normal time frame. Boxing is a huge chapter and you can't be a good fighter if you suck there.

maxjohan 06-07-2003 03:58 PM

Tyson, I find it hard for the others..how could they come close when tyson goes wild?

:2 cents:

SpaceAce 06-07-2003 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup


but he can only box.

when he got in that street fight or whatever about 10 years ago he broke his hand. on a fucking slap.

tysons street fighting skills are probably on par with ANY NBA player...crap....ever seen that Shaq slap?

I don't remember him breaking his hand but I do remember him getting his ass handed to him pretty severely.

SpaceAce

Mr.Fiction 06-07-2003 04:17 PM

Bob Hope vs. Mike Tyson vs. Kelly LeBrock?

Anyone got the video?

Exosist 06-07-2003 06:19 PM

http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/wrestler.jpg


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