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Juicy D. Links · 06-06-2003, 02:27 PM

Whoever got there boxes at Like Whoa we can get them .

We live 45 min away from them .

GFH Inc. ( Guidos For Hire Inc.) can act as you liason to recover you boxes.

GFH team consists of:

Vito, Tony , Lil Tony, Joey , and Sal

Depending on how many boxes and how many guidos you need we can work out a price.

Hair Gel , cologne expenses have to be covered by you.
2 standard canoli and espresso stops will be covered by you.

For more info contact THG at 1 888 GFH INCC

Thank you

[illnet]-Romeo · 06-06-2003, 02:31 PM

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gothweb · 06-06-2003, 02:32 PM

Finally, a professional solution to the problem.

x-vision · 06-06-2003, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Whoever got there boxes at Like Whoa we can get them .

We live 45 min away from them .

GFH Inc. ( Guidos For Hire Inc.) can act as you liason to recover you boxes.

GFH team consists of:

Vito, Tony , Lil Tony, Joey , and Sal

Depending on how many boxes and how many guidos you need we can work out a price.

Hair Gel , cologne expenses have to be covered by you.
2 standard canoli and espresso stops will be covered by you.

For more info contact THG at 1 888 GFH INCC

Thank you

Juicy D. Links · 06-06-2003, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Romeo_CandidCam
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Bro enough with the Jovan Musk already that is so 1980's

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Jakke PNG · 06-06-2003, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Finally, a professional solution to the problem.

Indeed.

ldinternet · 06-06-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

GFH team consists of:

Vito, Tony , Lil Tony, Joey , and Sal

Hair Gel , cologne expenses have to be covered by you.
2 standard canoli and espresso stops will be covered by you.

waahahaha

-=HOAX=- · 06-06-2003, 03:04 PM

If I had to recover a box or box's from that datacenter, I'd rent a black suburban. Dress 5-8 compatriots in suit's, photoshop some FBI badges, strap an unloaded gun underneath my jacket, slap some shades on and walk in there like the FEDS.

I'd have one person talking to whatever geek is standing in front of the cage and the others would be chopping the lock and movin' boxes as I explained the warrant I held...

I bet you could clear half the place out before they even got wise...then you gotta drive fast to the nearest garage tho.

JFPdude · 06-06-2003, 03:07 PM

Yo Guido,

Thanks for the delivery.

Vinny done the box up real good. Even had the extra stuff in there.

The teamsters just dropped the box of at the delivery point for us.

I'll call you nex' time I need some stuff.

cash69 · 06-06-2003, 03:07 PM

sounds like a plan.. but why have an unloaded gun...

detoxed · 06-06-2003, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If I had to recover a box or box's from that datacenter, I'd rent a black suburban. Dress 5-8 compatriots in suit's, photoshop some FBI badges, strap an unloaded gun underneath my jacket, slap some shades on and walk in there like the FEDS.

I'd have one person talking to whatever geek is standing in front of the cage and the others would be chopping the lock and movin' boxes as I explained the warrant I held...

I bet you could clear half the place out before they even got wise...then you gotta drive fast to the nearest garage tho.

spoil my plan.. thanks

-=HOAX=- · 06-06-2003, 03:39 PM

I'm serious...

Walk in like you own the place, then prove it...that's my motto.

appleboy · 06-06-2003, 03:39 PM

hey dude not only are you covered you get a case of piccini chianti
as a bonus

Juicy D. Links · 06-06-2003, 03:42 PM

All kidding aside guys but let me ask a serious question.

Down once ok , down twice hmmmm didnt you see the warning signs? Something wasnt kosher with em. If my shit went down that often I would have moved long time ago. As far you guys guys getting screwed i feel bad for you guys and understand.

High Quality · 06-06-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If I had to recover a box or box's from that datacenter, I'd rent a black suburban. Dress 5-8 compatriots in suit's, photoshop some FBI badges, strap an unloaded gun underneath my jacket, slap some shades on and walk in there like the FEDS.

I'd have one person talking to whatever geek is standing in front of the cage and the others would be chopping the lock and movin' boxes as I explained the warrant I held...

I bet you could clear half the place out before they even got wise...then you gotta drive fast to the nearest garage tho.

Why not just beat the little geek's ass until you get inside and just take the boxes like no one was threatening you?

06-06-2003, 02:27 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Guidos for hire on a contractual basis Whoever got there boxes at Like Whoa we can get them . We live 45 min away from them . GFH Inc. ( Guidos For Hire Inc.) can act as you liason to recover you boxes. GFH team consists of: Vito, Tony , Lil Tony, Joey , and Sal Depending on how many boxes and how many guidos you need we can work out a price. Hair Gel , cologne expenses have to be covered by you. 2 standard canoli and espresso stops will be covered by you. For more info contact THG at 1 888 GFH INCC Thank you

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06-06-2003, 03:04 PM	#8
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	If I had to recover a box or box's from that datacenter, I'd rent a black suburban. Dress 5-8 compatriots in suit's, photoshop some FBI badges, strap an unloaded gun underneath my jacket, slap some shades on and walk in there like the FEDS. I'd have one person talking to whatever geek is standing in front of the cage and the others would be chopping the lock and movin' boxes as I explained the warrant I held... I bet you could clear half the place out before they even got wise...then you gotta drive fast to the nearest garage tho. __________________ Insert Value Here.

06-06-2003, 03:39 PM	#12
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I'm serious... Walk in like you own the place, then prove it...that's my motto. __________________ Insert Value Here.

06-06-2003, 03:07 PM	#9
JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	Yo Guido, Thanks for the delivery. Vinny done the box up real good. Even had the extra stuff in there. The teamsters just dropped the box of at the delivery point for us. I'll call you nex' time I need some stuff.

06-06-2003, 03:07 PM	#10
cash69 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: chandler, az Posts: 1,052	sounds like a plan.. but why have an unloaded gun...

06-06-2003, 03:39 PM	#13
appleboy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ny Posts: 291	hey dude not only are you covered you get a case of piccini chianti as a bonus

06-06-2003, 03:42 PM	#14
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	All kidding aside guys but let me ask a serious question. Down once ok , down twice hmmmm didnt you see the warning signs? Something wasnt kosher with em. If my shit went down that often I would have moved long time ago. As far you guys guys getting screwed i feel bad for you guys and understand.