If I had to recover a box or box's from that datacenter, I'd rent a black suburban. Dress 5-8 compatriots in suit's, photoshop some FBI badges, strap an unloaded gun underneath my jacket, slap some shades on and walk in there like the FEDS.
I'd have one person talking to whatever geek is standing in front of the cage and the others would be chopping the lock and movin' boxes as I explained the warrant I held...
I bet you could clear half the place out before they even got wise...then you gotta drive fast to the nearest garage tho.
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