FBI agents train to be 14-year-old girls - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 06-05-2003, 08:53 AM

FBI agents train to be 14-year-old girls

The FBI has recruited three girls to teach agents how to pose as teenagers on the internet.

The 14-year-olds have been teaching agents how to communicate like young girls, by using written quizzes on celebrity gossip and clothing trends.

The training is part of the FBI's Operation Innocent Image, which aims to track down paedophiles and child porn peddlers who prey on teenagers on the internet, according to the San Fransisco Chronicle

Best friends, Karen, Mary and Kristin were recruited after one of their fathers - an agent involved in the paedophile investigations - watched her instant messaging a friend and couldn't understand what she was typing.

Gary Bald, special agent in charge of the FBI's Baltimore office, said: "We can teach agents how to be careful and make sure they're following the law and how to arrest people.

"But how to convince people they're a 13-year-old is something we need help on."

The first time the girls gave a quiz, all the agents that took part failed.

One agent insisted that he was right when he answered on a quiz that Justin Timberlake was more popular than Destiny's Child.

Another was upset when the girls told the class that Led Zeppelin just wasn't cool. Appraising the agents' performance, Mary said: "They, like, don't know anything."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_787868.html

mrthumbs · 06-05-2003, 08:54 AM

they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature

06-05-2003, 08:55 AM

I'm just a sexy girl.

Don't need fucking FBI agents for that shit.

stocktrader23 · 06-05-2003, 08:59 AM

Guys on the internet believe anything that says it's a female. People are stupid, end of story.

Groove · 06-05-2003, 09:02 AM

I need no training

HighRez · 06-05-2003, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
People are stupid, end of story.

lol, agreed.

good story though, pretty funny, especially:

Appraising the agents' performance, Mary said: "They, like, don't know anything."

Jakke PNG · 06-05-2003, 09:09 AM

Justin Timberlake IS more popular than Destinys child...

stocktrader23 · 06-05-2003, 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Justin Timberlake IS more popular than Destinys child...

Damn straight! That little wigger was on the Soul Train awards.

pimplink · 06-05-2003, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature

LOL

Jakke PNG · 06-05-2003, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Damn straight! That little wigger was on the Soul Train awards.

+ He fucked Britney

gruffy · 06-05-2003, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature

Fuck man I'd teach that class for free.

"Now, this is when you tell the pedo you crave A2M and are furiously masturbating with a plushy."

NBDesign · 06-05-2003, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature

06-05-2003, 08:53 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	FBI agents train to be 14-year-old girls FBI agents train to be 14-year-old girls The FBI has recruited three girls to teach agents how to pose as teenagers on the internet. The 14-year-olds have been teaching agents how to communicate like young girls, by using written quizzes on celebrity gossip and clothing trends. The training is part of the FBI's Operation Innocent Image, which aims to track down paedophiles and child porn peddlers who prey on teenagers on the internet, according to the San Fransisco Chronicle Best friends, Karen, Mary and Kristin were recruited after one of their fathers - an agent involved in the paedophile investigations - watched her instant messaging a friend and couldn't understand what she was typing. Gary Bald, special agent in charge of the FBI's Baltimore office, said: "We can teach agents how to be careful and make sure they're following the law and how to arrest people. "But how to convince people they're a 13-year-old is something we need help on." The first time the girls gave a quiz, all the agents that took part failed. One agent insisted that he was right when he answered on a quiz that Justin Timberlake was more popular than Destiny's Child. Another was upset when the girls told the class that Led Zeppelin just wasn't cool. Appraising the agents' performance, Mary said: "They, like, don't know anything." http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_787868.html

06-05-2003, 08:59 AM	#4
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	Guys on the internet believe anything that says it's a female. People are stupid, end of story. __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Justin Timberlake IS more popular than Destinys child... __________________ ..and I'm off.

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