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Sarah_Jayne 06-05-2003 08:53 AM

FBI agents train to be 14-year-old girls
 
FBI agents train to be 14-year-old girls

The FBI has recruited three girls to teach agents how to pose as teenagers on the internet.

The 14-year-olds have been teaching agents how to communicate like young girls, by using written quizzes on celebrity gossip and clothing trends.

The training is part of the FBI's Operation Innocent Image, which aims to track down paedophiles and child porn peddlers who prey on teenagers on the internet, according to the San Fransisco Chronicle

Best friends, Karen, Mary and Kristin were recruited after one of their fathers - an agent involved in the paedophile investigations - watched her instant messaging a friend and couldn't understand what she was typing.

Gary Bald, special agent in charge of the FBI's Baltimore office, said: "We can teach agents how to be careful and make sure they're following the law and how to arrest people.

"But how to convince people they're a 13-year-old is something we need help on."

The first time the girls gave a quiz, all the agents that took part failed.

One agent insisted that he was right when he answered on a quiz that Justin Timberlake was more popular than Destiny's Child.

Another was upset when the girls told the class that Led Zeppelin just wasn't cool. Appraising the agents' performance, Mary said: "They, like, don't know anything."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_787868.html

mrthumbs 06-05-2003 08:54 AM

they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature :2 cents:

X37375787 06-05-2003 08:55 AM

I'm just a sexy girl.



Don't need fucking FBI agents for that shit.

stocktrader23 06-05-2003 08:59 AM

Guys on the internet believe anything that says it's a female. People are stupid, end of story.

Groove 06-05-2003 09:02 AM

I need no training :Graucho

HighRez 06-05-2003 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
People are stupid, end of story.
lol, agreed.

good story though, pretty funny, especially:

Appraising the agents' performance, Mary said: "They, like, don't know anything."

:1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 06-05-2003 09:09 AM

Justin Timberlake IS more popular than Destinys child...:feels-hot

stocktrader23 06-05-2003 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Justin Timberlake IS more popular than Destinys child...:feels-hot
Damn straight! That little wigger was on the Soul Train awards.

pimplink 06-05-2003 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature :2 cents:
LOL

Jakke PNG 06-05-2003 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Damn straight! That little wigger was on the Soul Train awards.

+ He fucked Britney

gruffy 06-05-2003 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature :2 cents:

Fuck man I'd teach that class for free.


"Now, this is when you tell the pedo you crave A2M and are furiously masturbating with a plushy."

NBDesign 06-05-2003 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature :2 cents:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup


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