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nocostporn · 06-04-2003, 09:50 AM

took the S-type for a testdrive earlier,I likes...Since it's Summer I wanted to trade my big lumpy SUV in

whats the good word on Jaguars? never even been in one until today

NBDesign · 06-04-2003, 09:52 AM

Neighbor has an XJ12. Always in for repairs.

Cindyff · 06-04-2003, 09:55 AM

A Jag is going to cost you a ton of $$$ in maintenance so beware.

Cindyxx

nocostporn · 06-04-2003, 09:56 AM

hey fuckers..I asked for the good word,like..."Young bitches will want you even more" "Your IQ increases 25 points"... whats with the negativity?!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-04-2003, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
hey fuckers..I asked for the good word,like..."Young bitches will want you even more" "Your IQ increases 25 points"... whats with the negativity?!

yeah they are pretty to look at... high dollar to maintain when in and out of the repair shop.

young stupid bitches might like your car.. still doesnt mean you will get pussy, your iq get lower for making such a stupid decision to buy a car cause you think you are going to get "young bitches"...keep the SUV..its way sexier

Stamm321 · 06-04-2003, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
took the S-type for a testdrive earlier,I likes...Since it's Summer I wanted to trade my big lumpy SUV in

whats the good word on Jaguars? never even been in one until today

I have an S-Type - Drives Nice - kind of slow of the line, but i love the car
Maintenance isnt high - the 30k maintenance will run 400-800 depending on if you go to the dealer or not.
I havent had any major problems with the car. the one thing that has broken was the passenger side window track. my buddy slammed the door with the window down and a few days later the track was messed up. the dealer took care of it, gave me a free rental, no big deal.
other than that, its been a great car overall.
lots of top end power, and is smooth as hell at 120

mine has the chrome rims and tinted windows - looks nice - people give me the "nice car" comments on it all the time.. a big improvement over my old 96 nissan pathfinder

loverboy · 06-04-2003, 10:03 AM

that's cool!

nocostporn · 06-04-2003, 10:04 AM

thanks Stamm...I'll have the dealer send you your commission

nocostporn · 06-04-2003, 10:06 AM

Question for the young bitches of the board...what color makes you wet? silver,black or Don the Magic Juan green?

Stamm321 · 06-04-2003, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

yeah they are pretty to look at... high dollar to maintain when in and out of the repair shop.

young stupid bitches might like your car.. still doesnt mean you will get pussy, your iq get lower for making such a stupid decision to buy a car cause you think you are going to get "young bitches"...keep the SUV..its way sexier

not true! young bitches chase me down the street regularly! just yesterday i had one biting at my tires..lucky for her she was wearing her collar - i was about to call the humane society

Stamm321 · 06-04-2003, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
thanks Stamm...I'll have the dealer send you your commission

thanks - that will help with this months car payment!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-04-2003, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by Stamm321

not true! young bitches chase me down the street regularly! just yesterday i had one biting at my tires..lucky for her she was wearing her collar - i was about to call the humane society

rabies shots current?

Stamm321 · 06-04-2003, 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

rabies shots current?

yeah, rabies shots were up to date, honestly im more concerned about the std factor.. is it possible to std's from a tire biting bitch?

nocostporn · 06-04-2003, 10:14 AM

we'll see!

onelick · 06-04-2003, 10:15 AM

well, do you like fords?

kad · 06-04-2003, 10:19 AM

My local Jag dealer told me that the average Jag owner shoots 17% bigger loads compaired to that of a Lexus owner.

However, he then proceeded to sell me skotch-guarding for the seats, so I think he was bullshiting me.

NBDesign · 06-04-2003, 10:21 AM

Jaguar = little penis

nocostporn · 06-04-2003, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by NBDesign
Jaguar = little penis

no argument there...I guess the Jag is my kinda car

Stamm321 · 06-04-2003, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by kad
My local Jag dealer told me that the average Jag owner shoots 17% bigger loads compaired to that of a Lexus owner.

However, he then proceeded to sell me skotch-guarding for the seats, so I think he was bullshiting me.

ive noticed an increase of about 10% - but the biggest difference ive noticed is that now i can last for 38.3 seconds, before the jag my personal best was 8.3 seconds
im thinking of buying a hummer next - i heard you could last nearly a minute if you own one of those!

kad · 06-04-2003, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by Stamm321

ive noticed an increase of about 10% - but the biggest difference ive noticed is that now i can last for 38.3 seconds, before the jag my personal best was 8.3 seconds
im thinking of buying a hummer next - i heard you could last nearly a minute if you own one of those!

Yeah. I didnt end up getting the Jag. I settled for the Volvo S60 wagon. The dealer told me I'd feel so old that i'd start shooting blanks, thus not requiring a rubber (which ment i could afford the repayments). He forgot to tell me about the erectile disfunction that came with it.

Seb From Holland · 06-04-2003, 10:32 AM

I own two Jags, and '88 XJS V12 and a '90 XJS V12 Le Mans, and I'm extremely pleased with em. They are killer cars, although expensive to maintain.

You will have to have a big wallet if you are planning on buying an older Jaguar. But if you go for a modern X-type or S-type, service costs (although higher than when you buy a Nissan) will not be that much. Probably just as much as when you would buy a new BMW.

Sebastian.

Sassyass · 06-04-2003, 10:33 AM

I got the XK8 I love it.

It's not always in for repairs. But be prepared to spend 1k everytime you go in....

Stamm321 · 06-04-2003, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by kad

Yeah. I didnt end up getting the Jag. I settled for the Volvo S60 wagon. The dealer told me I'd feel so old that i'd start shooting blanks, thus not requiring a rubber (which ment i could afford the repayments). He forgot to tell me about the erectile disfunction that came with it.

Honeyslut · 06-04-2003, 11:13 AM

Get an older Jag with a chevy engine... We had a 72 Jag when I married my hub.. I wish he never sold it..

Seb From Holland · 06-04-2003, 11:28 AM

Putting a chevy engine in a Jaguar is worser than insulting a Sicilian mafia boss.

FreeFastHost · 06-04-2003, 12:07 PM

I've had a Jaguar X-type for about a year now, I had to take it in for repairs once.

I drive my BMW 5-series more though, I like it a lot better.

sexyavs · 06-04-2003, 12:23 PM

I had a sweet jag, convertible, black on black, nice rims.. BEAUTIFUL car and bitches LOVE them..

BUT

it broke down twice in about 6 months.. so I went back to Mercedes.. and you learn another lesson... Jag's do not hold ANY resale value...

So if your trading in, or reselling.. be prepared to lose a boat load of money on it..

Chris

SGS · 06-04-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
took the S-type for a testdrive earlier,I likes...Since it's Summer I wanted to trade my big lumpy SUV in

whats the good word on Jaguars? never even been in one until today

I got a brand new 4.2 Sport and I love it.

NJ Dave · 06-04-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by FreeFastHost
I've had a Jaguar X-type for about a year now, I had to take it in for repairs once.

You might remember the X-Type under it's old name.

"Ford Contour SVT"

06-04-2003, 09:50 AM	#1
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06-04-2003, 09:52 AM	#2
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06-04-2003, 09:56 AM	#4
nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	hey fuckers..I asked for the good word,like..."Young bitches will want you even more" "Your IQ increases 25 points"... whats with the negativity?! __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

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06-04-2003, 10:06 AM	#9
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06-04-2003, 09:55 AM	#3
Cindyff Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,187	A Jag is going to cost you a ton of $$$ in maintenance so beware. Cindyxx

06-04-2003, 10:03 AM	#7
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06-04-2003, 10:14 AM	#14
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06-04-2003, 10:19 AM	#16
kad Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 735	My local Jag dealer told me that the average Jag owner shoots 17% bigger loads compaired to that of a Lexus owner. However, he then proceeded to sell me skotch-guarding for the seats, so I think he was bullshiting me. __________________ lol internet.

06-04-2003, 10:21 AM	#17
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06-04-2003, 10:32 AM	#21
Seb From Holland Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,747	I own two Jags, and '88 XJS V12 and a '90 XJS V12 Le Mans, and I'm extremely pleased with em. They are killer cars, although expensive to maintain. You will have to have a big wallet if you are planning on buying an older Jaguar. But if you go for a modern X-type or S-type, service costs (although higher than when you buy a Nissan) will not be that much. Probably just as much as when you would buy a new BMW. Sebastian.

06-04-2003, 10:33 AM	#22
Sassyass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,101	I got the XK8 I love it. It's not always in for repairs. But be prepared to spend 1k everytime you go in....

06-04-2003, 11:13 AM	#24
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06-04-2003, 11:28 AM	#25
Seb From Holland Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,747	Putting a chevy engine in a Jaguar is worser than insulting a Sicilian mafia boss.

06-04-2003, 12:07 PM	#26
FreeFastHost Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,588	I've had a Jaguar X-type for about a year now, I had to take it in for repairs once. I drive my BMW 5-series more though, I like it a lot better.

06-04-2003, 12:23 PM	#27
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