Question About Spash Page Designs ... - GoFuckYourself.com

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 04:47 PM

Im trying to make my own splash (btw it looks like shit, lol) and im doing some text for it ...

So i start writing the usual shit "thousands of pics", "hundreds of video's", "live chat" and all that.

Then i sat back to look at it, and i realized i dont have any of that stuff, LOL!!!

Ok my question is ....

When designing splashes for a sponsor your pushing who is a per signup program ....

Do you lie on your text? Or just use text that isnt lying, but doesnt imply lack of content?

A.K.A ...

"2000 pics inside as well as 2 video's" <--- doesnt sound all that enticing, lol ..... what do i say?

Juicy D. Links · 06-03-2003, 04:48 PM

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Zayne E. · 06-03-2003, 04:51 PM

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"Countless Images in our Exclusive Galleries!"

"Killer Video Archives!"
"Videos you JUST CAN'T SEE Anywhere Else!"

"Live Chat with Exclusive Models!"

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AdultNex · 06-03-2003, 04:52 PM

Buy a book on catch words from Amazon.

freeadultcontent · 06-03-2003, 04:53 PM

Sign up to the damn site and see whats inside.

gothweb · 06-03-2003, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Buy a book on catch words from Amazon.

Or, alternately, buy enough fucking content for your site that you don't have to learn new ways to deceive people.

Machete_ · 06-03-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
Im trying to make my own

hahhahahahahahahahha "right-click" -> "save as"

Monique Niccole · 06-03-2003, 04:57 PM

Y'know....I started to give you an intelligent answer to this...then I remembered that dumb-assed thread of yours from last week.

So no cookies for you!

Sly_RJ · 06-03-2003, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb

Or, alternately, buy enough fucking content for your site that you don't have to learn new ways to deceive people.

Deception? Where?

I could have 100 pics in my members area and still say "Incredible Hardcore Pics You'll Never Forget!" and I won't be deceiving anyone.

Juicy D. Links · 06-03-2003, 05:04 PM

bet you this hits like 3 pages in an hour

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 05:06 PM

well this is what i have so far ...

http://www.nyclubgirls.com/splash.jpg

I know its shitty, but i really need to learn this stuff, and practice will be the only way.

The 2 white spaces on sides will have pics of club girls i guess, still not sure.

Feedback?

Zayne E. · 06-03-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
well this is what i have so far ...

http://www.nyclubgirls.com/splash.jpg

I know its shitty, but i really need to learn this stuff, and practice will be the only way.

The 2 white spaces on sides will have pics of club girls i guess, still not sure.

Feedback?

Sly_RJ · 06-03-2003, 05:10 PM

"Taken from within the finest clubs."

Who wants pics of fine clubs? Give me wild and crazy clubs with the hottest sluts willing to get down and dirty for a little attention.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
"Taken from within the finest clubs."

Who wants pics of fine clubs? Give me wild and crazy clubs with the hottest sluts willing to get down and dirty for a little attention.

hey if i use that line will you make a post about me stealing your work?

seriously, i like it

freeadultcontent · 06-03-2003, 05:13 PM

Is the size of that made for a damn PDA?

Sly_RJ · 06-03-2003, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

hey if i use that line will you make a post about me stealing your work?

seriously, i like it

I didn't give you a line, I gave you an idea. Use the idea, I don't care. I posted it to help, not to fuck you over.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Is the size of that made for a damn PDA?

maybe your IE shrunk it?

I just took a screeny of my work spot in PS and made it a .jpg

Its about same size as most splashes i see

freeadultcontent · 06-03-2003, 05:17 PM

Is 615x515 the standard now?

Zayne E. · 06-03-2003, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
...Its about same size as most splashes i see

The "old standard" was 700 x 400 or there abouts. These days most of the stuff I get is 720 x AT LEAST 550

freeadultcontent · 06-03-2003, 05:20 PM

Yeah thought so.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 05:20 PM

can i get some feedback on the design, layout, words and colors rather than what size it is?

I have no idea what size is the standard, im building it to fit my needs. It will fit fine within the page its made for.

My concern is the wording mostly.

freeadultcontent · 06-03-2003, 05:30 PM

Nah we are gunna stick with the other flaw until you go nuts.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 05:38 PM

Ok added some pics ...

http://www.nyclubgirls.com/splash.jpg

freeadultcontent · 06-03-2003, 05:40 PM

The girl bent over on the left looks like a bruised beaten up crack whore, got anything better?

And where is Stacy? Who is Stacy, what does Stacy look like, I want to know more about Stacy.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
The girl bent over on the left looks like a bruised beaten up crack whore, got anything better?

And where is Stacy? Who is Stacy, what does Stacy look like, I want to know more about Stacy.

yea good point, lemme look for a better shot for that slot.

stacy is here: http://www.nyclubgirls.com

freeadultcontent · 06-03-2003, 05:47 PM

Shouldnt stacy be in all the pictures since we are going to follow her around NY clubs as she hooks up with girls?

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
The girl bent over on the left looks like a bruised beaten up crack whore, got anything better?

And where is Stacy? Who is Stacy, what does Stacy look like, I want to know more about Stacy.

any better?

also the text i put in the midle says "local girls you know!", does it throw the whole thing off? or does it look ok

Gutterboy · 06-03-2003, 05:51 PM

Why do I click on lil2rich threads?

I can't figure it out.. is it the schadenfreude? Am I a masochist?

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Shouldnt stacy be in all the pictures since we are going to follow her around NY clubs as she hooks up with girls?

nah ... you see i really want to push amateur club girls.

I came up with stacy because i got a good deal on the content from hershie, and she really fits the role. I thought the whole idea of "stacy" just gave the site more depth .... i could be wrong.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
Why do I click on lil2rich threads?

I can't figure it out.. is it the schadenfreude? Am I a masochist?

ya know, instead of instead of paying all kinds of money for a design, im trying to make my own.

Just because im not so good at it, doesnt make it a bad thing .... im just trying to learn.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 06:03 PM

hmm i have a question im stumped on ....

id like to reduce the height of the entire thing without changing anything in the image.

Basically i want to cut off some of the blue on the bottom.

I tried going to "IMAGE>IMAGE SIZE" but it changes everything in the image together. I just want to chop a bit off the bottom.

Can anyone explain?

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 06:10 PM

bump> anyone?

freeadultcontent · 06-03-2003, 06:17 PM

Hell im sure there are many easy ways to do this.

Here is the long way prolly. Open it, create a duplicate. Mark out a rectangle in the blue you want gone and cut it out. Grab the bottom portion and move it up to connect to the upper part. Merge layers then copy the entire graphic with the square thingy, then copy then paste into new image and that should do it.

natas · 06-03-2003, 06:19 PM

photoshop - crop tool

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 07:05 PM

Ok semi-final version ... still might make some adjustments:

http://www.nyclubgirls.com/fpa/test.html

Can anyone please give me honest feedback, and if it sucks so bad (which i know it does) maybe give some pointers?

Thanks so much.

foolio · 06-03-2003, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
yo lol what lol are lol you lol talking lol about? lol

foolio · 06-03-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

Then i sat back to look at it, and i realized i dont have any of that stuff, LOL!!!

Since when do splash pages tell the truth?

wildporno · 06-03-2003, 07:19 PM

i'm sorry but you're FAR FAR FAR away from making OK money

natas · 06-03-2003, 07:36 PM

the blue of the page background doesnt match the blue of your table/graphic thing

oh and caught is spelt wrong

Centurion · 06-03-2003, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
Ok added some pics ...

http://www.nyclubgirls.com/splash.jpg

Scratch "from the finest clubs" and insert "from the WILDEST clubs"

Just my

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wildporno
i'm sorry but you're FAR FAR FAR away from making OK money

Your a fucking idiot.

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion

Scratch "from the finest clubs" and insert "from the WILDEST clubs"

Just my

awsome tip man, thanks

06-03-2003, 08:30 PM

You're a prime example of how few native Americans can't spell for shit these days.

If you use text on your FPAs, then at least spell 'caught' correctly, and not 'cought'.

ldinternet · 06-03-2003, 08:33 PM

ru trieing too say, that ur smater then lil2ritch?

lil2rich4u2 · 06-03-2003, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
You're a prime example of how few native Americans can't spell for shit these days.

If you use text on your FPAs, then at least spell 'caught' correctly, and not 'cought'.

hmmm

thanks for the help .... i think

06-03-2003, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
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jimmyf · 06-03-2003, 08:37 PM

you don't need all that text, way to much.

All you need is............DON't EVEN THINK ABOUT CLICKING HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE A FUCKING CREDIT CARD, Moron.

Someone on GFY gave me the above text a year or so ago, It works fucking great.

06-03-2003, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

hmmm

thanks for the help .... i think

confusing, ain't I?

Amputate Your Head · 06-03-2003, 08:40 PM

Why · 06-03-2003, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

maybe your IE shrunk it?

I just took a screeny of my work spot in PS and made it a .jpg

Its about same size as most splashes i see

its called
file->save for web

06-03-2003, 04:47 PM	#1
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	Question About Spash Page Designs ... Im trying to make my own splash (btw it looks like shit, lol) and im doing some text for it ... So i start writing the usual shit "thousands of pics", "hundreds of video's", "live chat" and all that. Then i sat back to look at it, and i realized i dont have any of that stuff, LOL!!! Ok my question is .... When designing splashes for a sponsor your pushing who is a per signup program .... Do you lie on your text? Or just use text that isnt lying, but doesnt imply lack of content? A.K.A ... "2000 pics inside as well as 2 video's" <--- doesnt sound all that enticing, lol ..... what do i say? __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

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06-03-2003, 05:06 PM	#11
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	well this is what i have so far ... http://www.nyclubgirls.com/splash.jpg I know its shitty, but i really need to learn this stuff, and practice will be the only way. The 2 white spaces on sides will have pics of club girls i guess, still not sure. Feedback? __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	bet you this hits like 3 pages in an hour

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06-03-2003, 05:38 PM	#23
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	Ok added some pics ... http://www.nyclubgirls.com/splash.jpg __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

06-03-2003, 05:40 PM	#24
freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	The girl bent over on the left looks like a bruised beaten up crack whore, got anything better? And where is Stacy? Who is Stacy, what does Stacy look like, I want to know more about Stacy. __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

06-03-2003, 05:47 PM	#26
freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	Shouldnt stacy be in all the pictures since we are going to follow her around NY clubs as she hooks up with girls? __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

06-03-2003, 05:51 PM	#28
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Why do I click on lil2rich threads? I can't figure it out.. is it the schadenfreude? Am I a masochist?

06-03-2003, 06:03 PM	#31
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	hmm i have a question im stumped on .... id like to reduce the height of the entire thing without changing anything in the image. Basically i want to cut off some of the blue on the bottom. I tried going to "IMAGE>IMAGE SIZE" but it changes everything in the image together. I just want to chop a bit off the bottom. Can anyone explain? __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

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lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	bump> anyone? __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

06-03-2003, 06:17 PM	#33
freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	Hell im sure there are many easy ways to do this. Here is the long way prolly. Open it, create a duplicate. Mark out a rectangle in the blue you want gone and cut it out. Grab the bottom portion and move it up to connect to the upper part. Merge layers then copy the entire graphic with the square thingy, then copy then paste into new image and that should do it. __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

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06-03-2003, 07:05 PM	#35
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	Ok semi-final version ... still might make some adjustments: http://www.nyclubgirls.com/fpa/test.html Can anyone please give me honest feedback, and if it sucks so bad (which i know it does) maybe give some pointers? Thanks so much. __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

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06-03-2003, 08:30 PM	#43
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	You're a prime example of how few native Americans can't spell for shit these days. If you use text on your FPAs, then at least spell 'caught' correctly, and not 'cought'.

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