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asuna · 06-03-2003, 08:51 PM

I was doing about 165 on the 40 and the 25, normally takes me 15min to get home form ym friends house, made it in 6..... I shall never go out after having KFC, alwasy gives me the mad runs, but I never learn my lesson....

FlyingIguana · 06-03-2003, 08:52 PM

you're like one of my friends who always gets the runs after eating fillet o fish at mcdonalds. but the next time he goes to mcdonalds what does he get? a fillet o fish of course. sucker for punishment.

foolio · 06-03-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
I was doing about 165 on the 40 and the 25, normally takes me 15min to get home form ym friends house, made it in 6..... I shall never go out after having KFC, alwasy gives me the mad runs, but I never learn my lesson....

lol

Ya, the only thing that gets me worse than KFC is McDonalds

Spunky · 06-03-2003, 08:53 PM

Go to Wendy's

IntenseCash · 06-03-2003, 08:54 PM

This thread is making me hungry...

foolio · 06-03-2003, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Go to Wendy's

ya, the drivethru is open till midnight

foolio · 06-03-2003, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by IntenseCash
This thread is making me hungry...

hearing about shit does that to you?

cool

asuna · 06-03-2003, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
you're like one of my friends who always gets the runs after eating fillet o fish at mcdonalds. but the next time he goes to mcdonalds what does he get? a fillet o fish of course. sucker for punishment.

yeah I normally stopped eating it ,but today i just ate it, felt fine for like 2 or 3 hours, went ot my friends house, went out for a small drive, and

.... also my anxiety prolly helped it get this bad too...

foolio · 06-03-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by asuna

yeah I normally stopped eating it ,but today i just ate it, felt fine for like 2 or 3 hours, went ot my friends house, went out for a small drive, and .... also my anxiety prolly helped it get this bad too...

lol, it would have been funny if you pissed from your ass at your friends house!

IntenseCash · 06-03-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by foolio

hearing about shit does that to you?

cool

yes... I was aiming more towards the McD's and Wendys... but I suppose thinking of shit can sometimes too

mmmm yummy

asuna · 06-03-2003, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by foolio

lol, it would have been funny if you pissed from your ass at your friends house!

If I was at my friends house I would of gone there, but I wasn't, so i just dropped off my friend and I raced home

foolio · 06-03-2003, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
If I was at my friends house I would of gone there, but I wasn't, so i just dropped off my friend and I raced home

That was nice of you to drop him off firts though. Shows good ass control.

asuna · 06-03-2003, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by foolio

That was nice of you to drop him off firts though. Shows good ass control.

if I would of been 5 seconds later, I wouldn't of made it, I did all american stops, and instead of parking the car in the driveway I screeched to a stop in front of my house and ran inside the house with the front door open and ran to the toilet

foolio · 06-03-2003, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
if I would of been 5 seconds later, I wouldn't of made it, I did all american stops, and instead of parking the car in the driveway I screeched to a stop in front of my house and ran inside the house with the front door open and ran to the toilet

did you do one of those where the 'shit started to come out of the ass as you were on the way to sit down' moves?

neewwman · 06-03-2003, 09:05 PM

The worst thing is that once your car actually hits your driveway your body somehow knows it and you start cramping up even worse and you have to run in and practically can't get your pants down.

foolio · 06-03-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by neewwman
The worst thing is that once your car actually hits your driveway your body somehow knows it and you start cramping up even worse and you have to run in and practically can't get your pants down.

lol, ya - funny how that happens.

Indeed · 06-03-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
..... I shall never go out after having KFC, alwasy gives me the mad runs, but I never learn my lesson....

you shall never eat KFC crap at all PERIOD

asuna · 06-03-2003, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by neewwman
The worst thing is that once your car actually hits your driveway your body somehow knows it and you start cramping up even worse and you have to run in and practically can't get your pants down.

EXACTLY, I saw my house from across the street, and I was thinking, should I just stop here, and run across th street or no...
my dadis freaking out cause he heard the car scream, and I run upstairs and I was tere for a good 10min (liquified) and then I go and park the car

Spunky · 06-03-2003, 09:08 PM

I have a turtle head popping out now,

foolio · 06-03-2003, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
I have a turtle head popping out now,

sexualdiva · 06-03-2003, 09:13 PM

Mickey D's french fries are the best though.

lagwagon · 06-03-2003, 09:14 PM

damn dude that is a gross story. haha

foolio · 06-03-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by sexualdiva
Mickey D's french fries are the best though.

oh no way

asuna · 06-03-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by lagwagon
damn dude that is a gross story. haha

There was been worse..

www.ratemypoo.com

foolio · 06-03-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by asuna

There was been worse..

www.ratemypoo.com

funny site

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