I had to shit so bad
 

I was doing about 165 on the 40 and the 25, normally takes me 15min to get home form ym friends house, made it in 6..... I shall never go out after having KFC, alwasy gives me the mad runs, but I never learn my lesson....

you're like one of my friends who always gets the runs after eating fillet o fish at mcdonalds. but the next time he goes to mcdonalds what does he get? a fillet o fish of course. sucker for punishment.

lol

Ya, the only thing that gets me worse than KFC is McDonalds
:BangBang:

Go to Wendy's :glugglug

This thread is making me hungry...

ya, the drivethru is open till midnight

hearing about shit does that to you?

cool

yeah I normally stopped eating it ,but today i just ate it, felt fine for like 2 or 3 hours, went ot my friends house, went out for a small drive, and:uhoh .... also my anxiety prolly helped it get this bad too...

lol, it would have been funny if you pissed from your ass at your friends house!

:1orglaugh yes... I was aiming more towards the McD's and Wendys... but I suppose thinking of shit can sometimes too

mmmm yummy

If I was at my friends house I would of gone there, but I wasn't, so i just dropped off my friend and I raced home

That was nice of you to drop him off firts though. Shows good ass control.

if I would of been 5 seconds later, I wouldn't of made it, I did all american stops, and instead of parking the car in the driveway I screeched to a stop in front of my house and ran inside the house with the front door open and ran to the toilet:thumbsup

did you do one of those where the 'shit started to come out of the ass as you were on the way to sit down' moves?

The worst thing is that once your car actually hits your driveway your body somehow knows it and you start cramping up even worse and you have to run in and practically can't get your pants down.

lol, ya - funny how that happens.

you shall never eat KFC crap at all PERIOD

EXACTLY, I saw my house from across the street, and I was thinking, should I just stop here, and run across th street or no...
my dadis freaking out cause he heard the car scream, and I run upstairs and I was tere for a good 10min (liquified) and then I go and park the car

I have a turtle head popping out now,

:1orglaugh

Mickey D's french fries are the best though. :thumbsup

damn dude that is a gross story. haha

oh no way

There was been worse..

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