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06-02-2003, 03:49 PM
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Anybody here ever been shot, stabbed, etc?
Surely one of you hard mother fuckers has a battle scar or two. Let's hear about it.
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06-02-2003, 03:50 PM
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salad tossing sig guy
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does being stabbed in the back count?
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06-02-2003, 03:55 PM
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Got a paper cut once, that's why I like the internet, no paper.
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06-02-2003, 03:57 PM
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i broke a finger once typing LOL because it was soooo funny
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06-02-2003, 04:00 PM
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Face first through a winshield of a honda accord when I was 22. Stil have a crooked nose ans scares from that and that was 16 years ago.
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06-02-2003, 04:01 PM
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Getting shot does not make you hard....If you live and are not crippled by it then it makes you lucky. |
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06-02-2003, 04:01 PM
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I've been robbed at knife point, then beaten sensless.
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06-02-2003, 04:01 PM
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My list of fun thropys from living in NY my whole life
Stabbed 3 times by a group of Puero Ricans for not giving up my white gold chain Shot at (not hit) by some crack head for being jewish. I fired back, he ran dident know I have a gun. (and yes I have a gun Licence) kicked in the head by my girlfriend for sleeping with her sister (now we are married) paper cut back in Augest, CCBILL Check life is not easy |
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06-02-2003, 04:02 PM
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The person who does the shooting and or stabbing is the one who is hard, takes a crazy nigga to pull a trigga!! This should have been called who has busting a cap in someone or who has cut a nigga! |
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06-02-2003, 04:03 PM
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Master of Gfy.com
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Shot and Stabbed more times then 50 Cent.
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06-02-2003, 04:03 PM
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<---------- been stabbed, had fingers broken, been gang beaten, been shot at... but as you said, nothing I care to discuss.
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06-02-2003, 04:04 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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06-02-2003, 04:04 PM
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I killed a man a few years ago. (self defence) The i had sex with his corpse (also in self defence)
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06-02-2003, 04:04 PM
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06-02-2003, 04:05 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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got shot at.. was sitting in front of a house in a car to get some budd.. and 2 fools walked by the car and 20 seconds later herd a sks go off and they ran out of this house and got into a truck and they drove by the car and shot at me for no reason
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06-02-2003, 04:06 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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did you marry the sister or your gf of the time? |
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06-02-2003, 04:06 PM
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When I was 14 or so (I grew up in a ghetto ass neighborhood) some older guys did a drive by on me and my friend with bb guns. We didn't even know what was going on at first. All the sudden my friend started freaking out, he thought a wasp stung him. About 2 minutes later (they drove back by) I got shot 4 times in the back of the head, and him 2 more times. None of them stuck in all way but it did draw some blood and I got huge ass bumps from it.
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06-02-2003, 04:06 PM
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Ah very true, the proven ones are usually chill, get high and relax and only flex when needed, it's the lil crazy fuckin wannabe fools trying to get respect that will do some crazy shit |
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06-02-2003, 04:07 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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one time I got a papercut on the tip of my penis............then I accidently spilled a little lemon juice on it.......
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06-02-2003, 04:08 PM
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Ik ben een aap
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Never been stabbed or shot. Had a good kicking tho one time I was really drunk. 3 guys followed me down a lane and beat the shit outta me. One had knuckle dusters on and when he hit me on the face I just collapsed
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06-02-2003, 04:12 PM
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7.62x39 has the same sound in an AK47, some AR-15's, and a lot of other rifles. |
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06-02-2003, 04:13 PM
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06-02-2003, 04:14 PM
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06-02-2003, 04:19 PM
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hahaha see i'm a smart cracka |
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06-02-2003, 04:20 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Ever read any of Leon Bing's books?
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...ce&s=books&st=* Good stuff if you like reading about gangbangers. |
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06-02-2003, 04:21 PM
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Shot once by a stray 22 bullet while turkey hunting. Hit once in the back of my calf by a shot gun with salt rock (FYI 22 felt better). Droped a knife once and it went nearly through my foot. Had a piece of bailing wire go through my ankle after the neighbors lawn mower shot it out. Crashed a bicycle through a blackberry bush and hotwire, got very entangled in the hotwire and was shocked for a good 15 minutes while freeing myself. Shot several times by BB guns and pellets due to a stupid childhood. Caught myself in my zipper once. I could go on, to many of those etc. things.
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06-02-2003, 04:33 PM
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06-02-2003, 04:39 PM
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I broke my hand on a chick's face once. She was trying to stab me, but she was drunk and I wasn't.. I slipped (I was uphill, she was coming at me from below) while I was taking my swing and hit a LITTLE harder then I ment to.. Broke my d3 metacarpal bone on the bridge of her nose, broke her nose and cracked her cheekbones.. Much further and she'd have been dead. But since I only hit her once and she was trying to stab me, I wasn't charged. She had a record (twice for attempted assault with a deadly weapon, but she was juve), I didn't, that helped too..
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06-02-2003, 04:39 PM
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When it rains, it pours
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nah...
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06-02-2003, 04:44 PM
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Kelly ,I and a few friends were roller blading in our old neighbourhood *BAD NEIGHBOURHOOD* with our dog. One of Kelly's friends had our son Marcus *10 months at the time* on his back in a carrier. Everything was going fine...until a car drove past us and tried to run over our dog! They drove away as Kelly was yelling at them,they came back a few minutes later and hit Kelly and one of his friends with the car. *At this point we were all still wearing roller blades* They started to beat the shit out of all the guys *including the friend that had my son on his back*. There was no time to even know what was going on!!! The friend with my son got out of there as fast as he could, Kelly and his other friend were stabbed with something in the back* we still have no clue what it was*. lol Kelly didn't even know he was stabbed until I pointed it out to him. All while this fight was going on I ran to a house to ask them to call the police and the guy said "NO! This could have to do with drugs for all I know"!! What a fucking asshole! So I ran to another neighbour and he called the police for me and soon after they were rused to the hospital. My son was okay *just a little bump on his head*,Kelly and his friend were in pretty bad shape  Thats my stabbed story  LOL |
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06-02-2003, 04:54 PM
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Got shot once (barely hit me though) and stabbed once (hit a bone, an inch to any other side and I wouldn't be sitting here). Also got kicked in the head during a fight a few dozen times once, and one time a guy tried to run me over with a car. Only thing that really scared me was when a guy threatened to shoot me and my gf for no apparent reason at all though.
I personally think that any guy who feels the need to use guns, knives, friends or whatever instead of his own two fists is a pussy that deserves to be shot in the face. A brawl can be a good way to settle something, a bullet can not.
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06-02-2003, 05:03 PM
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I've been stabbed once, but it was in the arm and you have to look to see the scar, now (it's been 12-13 years). I've been cut a few times in a few different body parts and I've been hit with a wide variety of blunt objects.
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06-02-2003, 05:08 PM
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Was hit by some old motherfucker 5 years ago, broke allmost all bones in my left side, my bag broke 3 places...... 3 months later i started my first site as what else could i do......
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06-02-2003, 05:11 PM
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i was gangbanged by a group of gays.........
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06-02-2003, 05:13 PM
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been mugged, thankfully no weapons, just black guys wanting money.
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06-02-2003, 05:14 PM
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In the wrong hood at the wrong time in Miami [Liberty City], was gang beaten, and they took a sledge hammer to my camaro.
All the did was break my back and nose, at least I lived and I did make the 11 O'Clock news :-) |
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06-02-2003, 05:27 PM
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06-02-2003, 05:28 PM
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A black man stole my bike once. I am traumatized for life.
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06-02-2003, 05:33 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I got stabbed in the hand when a vicious piece of razor wire attacked me as I was vaulting over a fence while running from the cops.
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06-02-2003, 06:25 PM
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I once had a vicious nosebleed after picking out a *very* deep-seated booger. Went on for fucking ages.
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06-02-2003, 06:32 PM
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I got robbed at gunpoint for my gym shoes in the bahamas. called the police, they showed me a mug shot book, and I said all of them did it.
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06-02-2003, 06:49 PM
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I stabbed someone in the ass with a seamripper once
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06-02-2003, 06:53 PM
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Ego duel with the Latin Kings in Chicago got out of hand one Halloween, and what was supposed to be a 'one on one' fight turned into me getting assaulted by some 10-20 mucho angry mofos'. I was saved by a speeding car through the alley that was spraying a fire extinguisher at people in the street (the whole neighborhood was doing the shaving cream, egg thing - it's how the fight started)
I would've prolly been toast if it wasn't for that car. I had a handful of south-east Asian imigrant friends that claimed martial arts skills, with me - they turned out rather useless
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06-02-2003, 06:55 PM
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all martial arts are useless except for boxing, muay thai and Gracie Jiu-Jitsu.
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06-02-2003, 06:57 PM
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I got stabbed in the head with a 12 inch knife once.
Went in one side of my head and out the otherside. Although, I was dreaming when it happened. |
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