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Was shot by some fucker with a BB Gun in the side while I was riding my bicycle when I was 12.
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Saying things are useless because of one form of competition is stupid. The average karateka will beat the crap out of the average untrained fighter with ease, for instance. All martial arts are useful, some just more so than others. And the three you named... well, if you have watched UFC, you should know some folks in there have done rather well with other styles, even things like greco-roman wrestling. And how about things such as krav maga? Thinking in terms of styles used in competitions when it comes to fighting is pretty stupid, period.
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In case you hadn't noticed, I merely pointed out his unhealthy obsession with joe6pack. If you consider that obsession normal behaviour, it says more about you than about me. And besides, what the fuck does that thread have to do with anything? You talk bullshit about fighting, like some little scrawny kid who just joined a gym for the first time and now thinks he's bruce lee, and that's what this is about, bitch.
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I've never heard of a Krav Maga guy doing anything with it. As far as Karatekas doing ok in streetfighting, that's imho just because they're in shape. I have NEVER seen a TKD, Kempo, Kung Fu etc guy keep his form in a real fight, they're forced to become brawlers every time. No technique, just wild swinging and shitty grappling. Regarding the difference between competition submission fighting and streetfighting, there isn't as much as you would think except for the mat. When the UFC started there was ball-punching, elbows to the head, you name it and it was legal. Rorion still believes it should be that way. |
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I was just pointing out that you should have learned from that thread that you just aren't that bright, and stopped picking fights. |
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I was robbed at gun point in Tijuana by the police - does that count?
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Ever since the LitghtSpeed paintball WAR Ive been playin paintball alot ive got a few battlew wounds from that but nothing more!
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What you just said about not having heard of krav maga guys doing anything with it clearly shows what I mean. No, you won't find people using it in the ring (at least not in it's real form), things like eye gouging and biting are most often not well-liked in the ring. However, the Israeli army has done quite a bit with it - and that's real fights, mind you. A karateka will not just beat a random guy because he is in shape, but also because he knows how to punch effectively. Not as effectively as in some other sports, but more effectively than most random people would do, even when they're in good shape. UFC never was quite like streetfights, not even with the rules they had before. In UFC, the fight gets stopped because of a broken nose... in the real world, the fight might not get stopped at all. In UFC, it's one on one... in the real world, it may be 10 on 1 (in which case, the hundred meter dash would probably be the best martial art). If I were to train for MMA competition, I would probably go for training in BJJ, Muay Thai and Boxing, yes. That doesn't mean that all other martial arts are useless, it just means those three are more useful. Like I said, all of them are useful in fights, some just more than others.
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I've spent a large part of my life training at small, insignificant gyms and dojo's in karate, judo, a bit of jiu jitsu and some kickboxing. More importantly, though, I've been in quite a number of streetfights, and have worked as a bouncer at two bars.
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You're just arguing for the sake of arguing. You know as well as anyone that most people aren't going to shoot you on the street, it's gonna be a fight and it's usually going to go to the ground. Being an experienced fighter, bouncer etc is great and will get you by most people, but it's no substitute for a keylock or a hard armbar. |
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Shot at... not hit.
Back in 94 I was a firefighter here. Some guy got run over on a motercycle by the cops and a riot ensued. Well shit got set on fire and of course we went to put it out no knowing theses silly bastards wanted to take shots at us. Only thing hit was my fire truck. A foot higher and to the right and it would have been me. |
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![]() Those I would be interested in learning about ![]() But in all seriousness, I am convinced that BJJ is in fact the most effective fighting style there is, especially when combined with muay thai. However, saying that all others are useless goes too far in my experience.
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Lets not kid ourselves here.. Most of you are probebly fat slobs and are not gangstas, except for online.
Now on the otherhand I am in a gang and ive been shot 3 times cuz i fucked with dis niggas girlfriend.. ok j/k
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Isn't that sweet. Krav Maga is a McDojo. Nothing like learning how to disarm by punching a guy in the face. SCARS on the other hand...
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Coleman, Couture, Ortiz, Frye, hell, even dan severn has won a few matches and none of them are submission experts. If your talking ufc, wrestling is the first thing you should learn otherwise you'll spend entire match's on your back and you'll notice the wrestlers mentioned above dont get submitted with an armbar from guard too often. But i trained in bjj before moving here and i love it. great exercise. Also trained in muay thai which was alot of fun cause i like getting punched. Weeeeeeeeeeee
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Where did you get your bullshit from? Aikido has no real world basis in a fight. Go watch more Steven Segal movies bud. What is the first thing they teach you in Aikido? UKEMI. The art of falling. Better translation, the art of falling to make your opponent throwing you look really fucking good. Aikido. I wasted 2 years of my life with it.
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Wresting as their base, BJJ, MT, and boxing as well as others to round it out. No one trains in one style anymore.
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you're all accident prone -I'm not sure I want to hang with any of you anymore
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i have been shot in the mouth with one of those orange hockey balls caught it in between my teeth, it hurt pretty bad :/
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I was strangled for several minutes by some rich piece of shit in high school.
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And don't say Bruce Lee, who was trained in Wing Chun, couldn't fight, even before he took on American boxing. Having said all that, I think a lot of the traditional martial arts are too rigid in their adherence to tradition, and lose a lot of the practicality as a result. |
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