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Old 04-19-2026, 12:44 PM   #1
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GFY is so fast (now) ("How fast is it?")
GFY is so fast (now) ("How fast is it?").

It's so fast that pages are loading so quick, the RobertWarrenSEO banner ad don't even have time to be annoying!
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Old 04-19-2026, 03:04 PM   #2
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lol at banners... this is the age of ad blockers i see no banners here
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Old 04-19-2026, 05:08 PM   #3
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GFY is so fast (now) ("How fast is it?").

It's so fast that pages are loading so quick, the RobertWarrenSEO banner ad don't even have time to be annoying!
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Old 04-19-2026, 05:47 PM   #4
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Old 04-19-2026, 06:07 PM   #5
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Why does Mark Prince keep making the same dog shit threads about gfy being slow
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Old 04-19-2026, 07:03 PM   #6
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Mark, what's bothering you this weekend?
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Old 04-20-2026, 09:05 AM   #9
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why do people let this guy post here
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Old 04-20-2026, 10:24 AM   #10
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Yep, pretty fast. We’re out of the stone ages. Looks like Iran is going in them.
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why do people let this guy post here
it's like purgatory...
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Why does Mark Prince keep making the same dog shit threads about gfy being slow
No, this thread is about GFY being fast. The engineers have fixed the issue it seems. Congrats to them!

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Mark, what's bothering you this weekend?
I don't know... I probably need some ointment.

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why do people let this guy post here
If we model GFY forum participation as a stochastic system governed by visibility, engagement entropy, and contribution density, your question collapses pretty quickly under even basic analysis. Let P(u) represent the probability that a user continues to post, which is directly proportional to E(v) \cdot R(c), where E(v) is the engagement vector (views, replies, reactions) and R(c) is the relevance coefficient of the content. In my case, empirical observation clearly shows a sustained non-zero gradient in both variables, meaning the system itself “allows” continued posting because it is self-reinforcing.

Now, contrast that with accounts exhibiting cyclical ban-evasion patterns. Let’s denote that as B_e(t) which tend to decay rapidly due to moderator intervention functions approaching a hard limit as t \to 0. So the real answer to your question dumbdog isn’t philosophical, it’s mathematical: I’m still here because the signal-to-noise ratio of my output remains above the forum’s implicit threshold, while yours appears to be asymptotically approaching background noise.
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No, this thread is about GFY being fast. The engineers have fixed the issue it seems. Congrats to them!


I don't know... I probably need some ointment.


If we model GFY forum participation as a stochastic system governed by visibility, engagement entropy, and contribution density, your question collapses pretty quickly under even basic analysis. Let P(u) represent the probability that a user continues to post, which is directly proportional to E(v) \cdot R(c), where E(v) is the engagement vector (views, replies, reactions) and R(c) is the relevance coefficient of the content. In my case, empirical observation clearly shows a sustained non-zero gradient in both variables, meaning the system itself “allows” continued posting because it is self-reinforcing.

Now, contrast that with accounts exhibiting cyclical ban-evasion patterns. Let’s denote that as B_e(t) which tend to decay rapidly due to moderator intervention functions approaching a hard limit as t \to 0. So the real answer to your question dumbdog isn’t philosophical, it’s mathematical: I’m still here because the signal-to-noise ratio of my output remains above the forum’s implicit threshold, while yours appears to be asymptotically approaching background noise.
i have only seen you post noise since i first got here and i see others complaining about your posts. everything i have seen you post seems like noise. if anyone goes to that politics forums and sees your craziness i'm sure everyone would agree you are just noise
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i have only seen you post noise since i first got here and i see others complaining about your posts. everything i have seen you post seems like noise. if anyone goes to that politics forums and sees your craziness i'm sure everyone would agree you are just noise
Calling it noise doesn’t make it invisible, Dumbdog. You read it, remembered it, and wrote a paragraph about it. That’s not noise, that’s signal doing exactly what it’s supposed to.
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BTW CONGRATS to the engineers at Mojohost - it looks like you fixed the problem. GFY is now lightening fast. Too fast for Dumbdog I suspect...

CONGRATS!!! (and thankyou!)
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BTW CONGRATS to the engineers at Mojohost - it looks like you fixed the problem. GFY is now lightening fast. Too fast for Dumbdog I suspect...

CONGRATS!!! (and thankyou!)




thanks mojo and weirdo 2muchmark, it's great now! thank you for making gfy great again lolz...
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thanks mojo and weirdo 2muchmark, it's great now! thank you for making gfy great again lolz...

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Why the fuck are you returning with yet another fake nickname?

My god you are a child.
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return from what? this is my nickname here it has not changed. you guys from the politics section are really weird
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return from what? this is my nickname here it has not changed. you guys from the politics section are really weird

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i dont get it?
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