If you had 50k in account... - GoFuckYourself.com

xxweekxx · 05-31-2003, 01:13 AM

If you had $50,000 in your bank account, what would you do with it? ( Best way to get most profit out of it )?

PostWhore · 05-31-2003, 01:15 AM

I would wire it to PostWhore

gothweb · 05-31-2003, 01:15 AM

I would...

Pay off any debt, so it isn't costing you interest.

Get some new photographic equipment, etc.

Hire a top-notch designer to redesign some of my sites.

Save as much as I could.

PostWhore · 05-31-2003, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by gothweb
I would...

Pay off any debt, so it isn't costing you interest.

Get some new photographic equipment, etc.

Hire a top-notch designer to redesign some of my sites.

Save as much as I could.

you forgot:
wire everything else to PostWhore

dchottie · 05-31-2003, 01:17 AM

best investment I could make is to have another kid cause then I could get on welfare and draw a grand or two a month for the next 18 years so that would make me up to 5 times the amount I started with.

xxweekxx · 05-31-2003, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
I would...

Pay off any debt, so it isn't costing you interest.

Get some new photographic equipment, etc.

Hire a top-notch designer to redesign some of my sites.

Save as much as I could.

Cool... Well assuming you got no debts....

Any more ideas? and no.. no wires to postwhore

gothweb · 05-31-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by dchottie
best investment I could make is to have another kid.

Cheap labor?

MetaMan · 05-31-2003, 01:19 AM

i woudl b at the casino by now.

gothweb · 05-31-2003, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by xxweekxx

Cool... Well assuming you got no debts....

Any more ideas? and no.. no wires to postwhore

It depends on the situation. Each person already has certain resources. There are a ton of people in this business. You will just be one of them, unless you concentrate on what you are best at. What you will need to supplement that and make it profitable is different for everyone.

Paul Markham · 05-31-2003, 01:20 AM

Invest it in property.

Just bought a new house, buy a bigger one.

xxweekxx · 05-31-2003, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

It depends on the situation. Each person already has certain resources. There are a ton of people in this business. You will just be one of them, unless you concentrate on what you are best at. What you will need to supplement that and make it profitable is different for everyone.

Assuming you got an income of $0 coming in right now...
But you know about adult biz..

How TGP/AVS/Paysites/etc all work

You got no debts, You got $50k in account,

What would you do?

quiet · 05-31-2003, 01:24 AM

call my branch manager to find out where the fuck all my money went.

gothweb · 05-31-2003, 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
call my branch manager to find out where the fuck all my money went.

Fucker.

(And congrats for topping 11k posts.)

smack · 05-31-2003, 01:25 AM

1 pound of weed
1 dedicated server
a ton of content
and
1 goat

Mr.Fiction · 05-31-2003, 01:27 AM

Send 1/2 of it to the IRS right now so you don't get fucked next year at tax time.

nofx · 05-31-2003, 01:28 AM

buy high quality marijuana hybrid clones, buy the best indoor growing equipment, and all the other needed items with the $50,000. Make it back and have a steady income.

MetaMan · 05-31-2003, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
buy high quality marijuana hybrid clones, buy the best indoor growing equipment, and all the other needed items with the $50,000. Make it back and have a steady income.

ya ok have fun buyin that amount of equipment with cops on ur ass,
u obviously know nothing about growing,
why dont u just go lock urself up so u dont have to look stupid later.

xxweekxx · 05-31-2003, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
buy high quality marijuana hybrid clones, buy the best indoor growing equipment, and all the other needed items with the $50,000. Make it back and have a steady income.

ok......

grogan · 05-31-2003, 01:37 AM

i have 50 grand.

but whats the best way to spend 50 grand? buy a buncha dead bodies and do experiments with them, possibly make the walking dead

nofx · 05-31-2003, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan

ya ok have fun buyin that amount of equipment with cops on ur ass,
u obviously know nothing about growing,
why dont u just go lock urself up so u dont have to look stupid later.

I grew last april.... but outdoors.

Quote:

u obviously know nothing about growing

GFY

xxweekxx · 05-31-2003, 01:57 AM

.. any more ideas?

AWW - Kevin · 05-31-2003, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
call my branch manager to find out where the fuck all my money went.

i'm sure there are are lots of sites for sale that will return
more each month then the bank will give you in interest
in a year !

NJ Dave · 05-31-2003, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx
If you had $50,000 in your bank account, what would you do with it? ( Best way to get most profit out of it )?

Two chicks at the same time

Reak · 05-31-2003, 07:12 AM

Fucking Arse Spam

Nysus · 05-31-2003, 07:19 AM

Unless you know what to do with $50,000 in this industry, don't spend it in this industry.

I could use the money though, so if you're feeling generous......

Cheers,
Matt

webair · 05-31-2003, 07:22 AM

Invest it bro, hit me up if you need a good financial advisor, the guy i use is the skizzle

stevo · 05-31-2003, 07:31 AM

I'd buy a Corvette...

Juicy D. Links · 05-31-2003, 07:44 AM

Invest it back into business and grow the biz. Its tempting to when you got that much but its wise to reinvest and maybe give yourself a nice dividend

12clicks · 05-31-2003, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx
If you had $50,000 in your bank account, what would you do with it? ( Best way to get most profit out of it )?

I'd call my wife and tell her we're in trouble. ;)

EscortBiz · 05-31-2003, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

I'd call my wife and tell her we're in trouble. ;)

Id hang myself

nxventures · 05-31-2003, 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by nofx

Used to subcontract shit for government stuff, some stuff people just wouldn't believe. Anything greater than 5sq feet of Marijuana, can be tracked easily from NSA, listening station, or electronic monitoring sattellites.

No shit.

Brujah · 05-31-2003, 08:41 AM

Buy ONE good domain name.

EscortBiz · 05-31-2003, 08:42 AM

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Originally posted by Brujah
Buy ONE good domain name.

xxx-pussy-videos-pics-cock-balls.net

demented · 05-31-2003, 08:43 AM

First thing I'd do is make sure my wife didn't find out about it.

EscortBiz · 05-31-2003, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by demented
First thing I'd do is make sure my wife didn't find out about it.

05-31-2003, 08:55 AM

Buy a shit load of short ICQ's then sale them and make big bucks.

I sale short ICQ.

cash69 · 05-31-2003, 08:59 AM

might be enough to buy a house and rent it out .... that's where the money's at.. find a cheap.. but nice housing development and buy like 10 of them fuckers and then them out

Cindyff · 05-31-2003, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by nofx

GFY

When you can grow a plant 14 ft high with a stem that is 3 inches thick covered in flowers, then and only then can you call your self a grower. 6 plants of that size dried produced 220lb all in a small 10x 12 greenhouse.

Cindy xx

AmeliaG · 05-31-2003, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
call my branch manager to find out where the fuck all my money went.

good post!

AmeliaG · 05-31-2003, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx
If you had $50,000 in your bank account, what would you do with it? ( Best way to get most profit out of it )?

Buy a new massage chair and have more assistants.

AmeliaG · 05-31-2003, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx

Assuming you got an income of $0 coming in right now...
But you know about adult biz..

How TGP/AVS/Paysites/etc all work

You got no debts, You got $50k in account,

What would you do?

Oh, the question is what should you do with 50K, not what I would do with an extra 50K . . .

You should build traffic-generating sites and send all your gothic and fetish traffic to http://www.gothicsluts.com/ and http://www.barelyevil.com/ through the http://www.spookycash.com/ program

SleazyDream · 05-31-2003, 11:01 AM

if I had $50k in my bank account I'd cry - the balance hasn't been that low in years

Amber C · 05-31-2003, 11:39 AM

If I had 50K in my bank account, I would try to pay off all my mom's medical bills. She has been on a long aganizing road of pain with many conditions. She is permanently handicapped and can't work. Her no good husband just spends her perscription money on damn goat food. Like a fucking goat should be fed before badly needed meds can be bought....I think not. Sorry, had to vent for a sec.

lawked · 05-31-2003, 11:48 AM

Put it into a TD Waterhouse account, let it sit there as cash so you can get it out whenever. They give you Prime - 2 %.

Or even ING Direct, but I don't trust that english guy on tv... seems like he should be selling vacuums.

Then make up your mind... at least you're getting something.

Serge_Oprano · 05-31-2003, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
call my branch manager to find out where the fuck all my money went.

hahahaahahahahahahahah
;-)))))

SomeCreep · 05-31-2003, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx
If you had $50,000 in your bank account, what would you do with it? ( Best way to get most profit out of it )?

I would fold each dollar bill into an origami animal. Then sell each animal for 2 dollars, hence making double your investment.

loverboy · 05-31-2003, 01:28 PM

buy a car and go on vacation

Herb Kornfield · 05-31-2003, 03:39 PM

Get a hot dog truck in Center city philly at one of the college and make a fortune in selling grub to the students.

50k could turn into TONS of loot that way, and I get to offer appliactions for content models to all the babes that come by to make a few bucks on the downlow as well.

Then, with all these profits, invest it all into a very well balanced portfolio.

Then with interest check #1 Buy a carmel maccahito and enjoy myself with some GFY and a nice comfy chair

Alex From San Diego · 05-31-2003, 05:02 PM

If you don't have at least 50k in an account and have been in this business for a period of time, then you are hurting and should pursue another venture or beat the pavement for a job....lol

j/k : ))

FlyingIguana · 05-31-2003, 05:18 PM

invest in some stocks

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xxweekxx Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,780	If you had 50k in account... If you had $50,000 in your bank account, what would you do with it? ( Best way to get most profit out of it )?

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i woudl b at the casino by now.

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	call my branch manager to find out where the fuck all my money went.

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	buy high quality marijuana hybrid clones, buy the best indoor growing equipment, and all the other needed items with the $50,000. Make it back and have a steady income. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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grogan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 2,284	i have 50 grand. but whats the best way to spend 50 grand? buy a buncha dead bodies and do experiments with them, possibly make the walking dead

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xxweekxx Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,780	.. any more ideas?

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Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Unless you know what to do with $50,000 in this industry, don't spend it in this industry. I could use the money though, so if you're feeling generous...... Cheers, Matt

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Invest it back into business and grow the biz. Its tempting to when you got that much but its wise to reinvest and maybe give yourself a nice dividend

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demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	First thing I'd do is make sure my wife didn't find out about it.

05-31-2003, 08:55 AM	#36
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Buy a shit load of short ICQ's then sale them and make big bucks. I sale short ICQ.

05-31-2003, 08:59 AM	#37
cash69 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: chandler, az Posts: 1,052	might be enough to buy a house and rent it out .... that's where the money's at.. find a cheap.. but nice housing development and buy like 10 of them fuckers and then them out

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Amber C Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sin City Posts: 207	If I had 50K in my bank account, I would try to pay off all my mom's medical bills. She has been on a long aganizing road of pain with many conditions. She is permanently handicapped and can't work. Her no good husband just spends her perscription money on damn goat food. Like a fucking goat should be fed before badly needed meds can be bought....I think not. Sorry, had to vent for a sec.

05-31-2003, 11:48 AM	#44
lawked Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 354	Put it into a TD Waterhouse account, let it sit there as cash so you can get it out whenever. They give you Prime - 2 %. Or even ING Direct, but I don't trust that english guy on tv... seems like he should be selling vacuums. Then make up your mind... at least you're getting something.

05-31-2003, 01:28 PM	#47
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	buy a car and go on vacation

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Get a hot dog truck in Center city philly at one of the college and make a fortune in selling grub to the students. 50k could turn into TONS of loot that way, and I get to offer appliactions for content models to all the babes that come by to make a few bucks on the downlow as well. Then, with all these profits, invest it all into a very well balanced portfolio. Then with interest check #1 Buy a carmel maccahito and enjoy myself with some GFY and a nice comfy chair

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Alex From San Diego Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,642	If you don't have at least 50k in an account and have been in this business for a period of time, then you are hurting and should pursue another venture or beat the pavement for a job....lol j/k : )) __________________ We are what we repeatedly do.-Aristotle

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