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GFY'S #1 retard
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![]() I got to use a paid VEO 3 account today and I have to say... some parts of it are very impressive, others... not so much. Learned a ton but I'm already almost out of credits.
Really want someone to pay me to make stupid videos! Threw together something trying to be funny... hopefully it makes even one GFY'er laugh!
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Are you also toying with the racist trope that africans got their skin tone because of cannibalism??
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It was my first video... not funny at all?!?!
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you kinda went the predictable route on the joke(s) we all heard before. it's like trying to tell a joke that you've heard before and out of politeness try to smile.
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Shit, I guess I should have made a MAGA hot dog stand in Texas where everyone gets a free gun and gets to chase an illegal back across the Rio Grande!
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Working on creating more bizarre footage and getting a feel for using the video AI with the speech. Sometimes the generation is too crazy and it times out trying to make your masterpiece... Here's one of the first bizarre videos I've been working on so I can get a TikTok account setup and post all of my wildest AI videos, eventually.
Some of the other AI videos I've seen... 100+ million views!
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Try this one:
Title: "A Day in the Life of ‘Not a Loser’ (According to "Dave".. we will call you dave, jason.. )" Opening Scene: [Soft inspirational music, overly bright filter] 🎥 Camera pans to a disheveled Canadian "deadbeat" (wearing a stained plaid shirt) waking up on a couch buried under pizza boxes. Narrator (cheery, condescending tone): "Meet Dave! Just your average, hardworking Canadian who totally doesn’t owe child support. Today, we’ll follow his heroic journey to becoming… not a loser!" Scene 1: "The Job Hunt" 🎥 Dave half-heartedly clicks "Apply Now" on a job listing for "Uranium Taste-Tester" in Sverdlovsk. Narrator: "Look at him go! Who needs ‘job experience’ when you have delusional optimism? Bonus: The radiation will glow up his complexion!" Scene 2: "The Shower™" 🎥 Dave stares at the shower like it’s a spaceship. Turns on water, screams when it’s cold. Narrator: "Self-care* is hard, folks! But wow—nothing says ‘functional adult’ like using soap for the first time this fiscal quarter!"* Scene 3: "Home Makeover: Trash Panda Edition" 🎥 Dave ‘cleans’ by kicking empty Busch Light cans under the couch. Narrator: "Marie Kondo wishes she could spark this much joy from a pile of laundry that’s technically a petri dish!" Scene 4: "Manicure & Life Choices" 🎥 Dave aggressively clips his nails while watching a Trump rally on mute. Misses. Bleeds. Narrator: "Self-improvement* is messy! But hey, at least he almost didn’t curse! (Cut to Dave screaming ‘tabarnak!’). Progress!"* Closing Scene: 🎥 Dave passes out on the couch, phone open to a half-written Tinder bio: "Not a loser (anymore?)". Narrator (fake tearful): "And so… another productive day ends. Will Dave relapse into mediocrity? Probably! But for one shining moment… he almost resembled a human being. Applause." [Text on screen:] "Not sponsored by Busch Light (but they should be)." |
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now you want to make it up to date - then have the Cat in the Hat running away from haitians or at least watch a few Police Academy's or Austin Powers to make a string of silly jokes eg https://www.tiktok.com/@movieclips/v...66572247420203
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Just my first video I whipped together, in fact, I didn't actually use the right Veo 3 vendor, I used some shitty Chinese front end Veo 3 that lacked a bunch of promised features!
For example... look how bad image to video is STILL in 2025... Got a bunch of other stuff I have to finish first, but I definitely want to explore making funny shorts with Veo 3 on various topics. I didn't set out to make a cat eating video, I just started by making fun of a troll I follow on Twitter and it sort of snowballed into Sizzlin' Allan's and eating cats and mice.
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Well, rehashed racist shit is just not as funny as it was in 1950.
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You definitely have some sort of ADHD. Control yourself and get back to cursor.
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I'm not offended by anything in the video. It's simply, all-around bad. The jokes are old, predictable and juvenile.
The editing and audio are awful. I get it. It's your first try. But you can do WAY better than this. There is nothing clever about it.
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well you did a hell of a better job on your 1st video than I ever could.
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What site do you use to generate such racist prompts? I want it. Google keeps refusing my movie scripts ;(
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