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Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2003, 03:57 AM

Jesus was gay and so were at least three of his 12 disciples, according to an Australian academic.

Dr Rollan McCleary said Jesus's astrological chart, clues in the scriptures and biblical translations, all played a part in his conclusions.

In a forthcoming book, he attempts to present St John's Gospel in a new light to back up his claims, reports the Herald Sun.

Dr Rollan McCleary, a University of Queensland PhD graduate who now lives in Melbourne, has just been awarded his doctorate for a thesis on gay spirituality.

An Anglican and a qualified reader of astrological charts, Dr McCleary said the planet Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_785708.html

Libertine · 05-29-2003, 04:02 AM

And we all know astrology is such an exact "science".

h0st · 05-29-2003, 04:03 AM

but we are all gay so this isn't any news...

Joe Sixpack · 05-29-2003, 04:09 AM

Jesus liked to sodomise little boys.

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-29-2003, 04:12 AM

Elvis was a woman.

thatdykeliz · 05-29-2003, 04:14 AM

Heh heh, he said uranus...

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2003, 04:15 AM

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Originally posted by thatdykeliz
Heh heh, he said uranus...

haha..I had a bet with hubby how many posts it would take someone to spot that.

Ironhorse · 05-29-2003, 04:20 AM

Haha, I knew it all along

Corleone · 05-29-2003, 04:20 AM

no respect for religion

Jakke PNG · 05-29-2003, 04:25 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
no respect for religion

Why should there be? We're pornographers, we're all going to hell anyways.

bhutocracy · 05-29-2003, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays.
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this has GOT to be BS lol...

and btw. fuck astrology. no wonder he got a doctorate...bloody QLD uni.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2003, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
no respect for religion

and religion respects us? and anyway, it is just asking a question but then if I remember from christian youth we aren't suppose to ask questions.

bhutocracy · 05-29-2003, 04:38 AM

then again jesus always looks way ripped on the cross.. maybe he did spend a lot of time at the gym.

markell · 05-29-2003, 04:56 AM

ignorance...

JamesK · 05-29-2003, 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Why should there be? We're pornographers, we're all going to hell anyways.

scorpy · 05-29-2003, 06:17 AM

More and more people don't believe in religions anymore... they just have a belief in someone or something and don't give a crap in what's in the bible or else.

Marc P · 05-29-2003, 07:12 AM

Gavin McInness from Vice Magazine on Politically Incorrect - Jesus WAS gay

http://www.viceland.com/tv/polincorrect.php

hehe

Beastiepoo · 05-29-2003, 07:19 AM

I've been thinking that for years. Ever since I broke away from my Pentacostal upbringing I've been thinking about all the things I was taught at sunday school. Jesus wandered around with a group of 12 men and never married....seems like he enjoyed the homosexual lifestyle to me.

Donny · 05-29-2003, 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Dr Rollan McCleary said Jesus's astrological chart...

Anyone that believes in astrology can not be taken seriously. Do you honestly think that the time your parents chose to have sex, which directly affects the month you are born (duh!) has ANYTHING to do with your personality?

I've got a bridge for sale.... CHEAP!

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-29-2003, 08:16 AM

I believe in astrology. it's a good word. one of those 'logy' ones.

Lykos · 05-29-2003, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Why should there be? We're pornographers, we're all going to hell anyways.

True!

I am looking forward to met all u guys in hell and to make some great parties there

NBDesign · 05-29-2003, 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
no respect for religion

Religion is a joke. Every religion states that if you do not follow our ways then you are going to hell. So... what religion is the correct one to get you into heaven?

Please... the bible and all that shit is fairytale.... nothing more.

There may have been a man called Jesus, and as all stories seem to get streched over time... made for some entertaining reading.

BTW - Mary was no virgin... biggest whore of their time.... Why do you think she gave birth in the stables... no respectful innkeeper wanted that slut in the establishment.

ack · 05-29-2003, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by NBDesign

Religion is a joke. Every religion states that if you do not follow our ways then you are going to hell. So... what religion is the correct one to get you into heaven?

Please... the bible and all that shit is fairytale.... nothing more.

There may have been a man called Jesus, and as all stories seem to get streched over time... made for some entertaining reading.

BTW - Mary was no virgin... biggest whore of their time.... Why do you think she gave birth in the stables... no respectful innkeeper wanted that slut in the establishment.

very true every religion thinks they are superior to the others, and there religion is the right one

Danny_C · 05-29-2003, 08:57 AM

You're absolutely right. Only my religion will get you into heaven. All of those others just bicker with another. Come follow me and I'll show you the way.

No, seriously. Follow me.

Fletch XXX · 05-29-2003, 08:58 AM

believe only in numbers.

Thrawn$ · 05-29-2003, 09:11 AM

He wasn't gay, he get fucked by Mary the prostitute..

alias · 05-29-2003, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
believe only in numbers.

666

Fletch XXX · 05-29-2003, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alias

666

European Lee · 05-29-2003, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Thrawn$
He wasn't gay, he get fucked by Mary the prostitute..

Ah... proof that highschool dropouts really do exist

Regards,

Lee

loverboy · 05-29-2003, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov
Elvis was a woman.

hehe

FlyingIguana · 05-29-2003, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Why should there be? We're pornographers, we're all going to hell anyways.

this is hell

eadweb · 05-29-2003, 12:48 PM

All my illusions shattered. Jesus was gay! Juan Valdez drinks Tea! How can I go on with my miserable life.

ADL Colin · 05-29-2003, 12:51 PM

I fucked him

Centurion · 05-29-2003, 12:51 PM

Congrats Sarah!

Everyone bought it! Even with the "telltale" sign about what you were REALLY saying:

"An Anglican and a qualified reader of astrological charts, Dr McCleary said the planet Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays."

BUTT of course Uranus figures in prominently with gays!

ADL Colin · 05-29-2003, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by alias

666

Straight down, DCLXVI

galleryseek · 05-29-2003, 12:54 PM

Jesus did exist and everything in the bible is true.

and, george bush is one of the best presidents.

Sly_RJ · 05-29-2003, 12:57 PM

Would anyone care for some Kool-Aid?

Paul Markham · 05-29-2003, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by Beastiepoo
I've been thinking that for years. Ever since I broke away from my Pentacostal upbringing I've been thinking about all the things I was taught at sunday school. Jesus wandered around with a group of 12 men and never married....seems like he enjoyed the homosexual lifestyle to me.

Who says he never married? The Roman Catholics.

He was Jewish, he lived a normal Jewish life until he went walk about. Go find a single Jewish man from that period. Becasue the scriptures never said he was married you assume he was single. They would never have thought itworth mentioning he was married. They would of mentioned he was single.

Also the miracle of turning water into wine was at a wedding, where he and Mary were performing the tasks of the groom and the grooms mother, under Jewish religious law.

Paul Markham · 05-29-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

this is hell

No this is heaven, it get's worse.

gigi · 05-29-2003, 01:11 PM

ROTFL! And WHO put the King James Version of the bible together? Why QUEEN James of course!! ROTFL

http://www.infopt.demon.co.uk/jamesi.htm

gigi · 05-29-2003, 01:14 PM

And a quote from King James:

"I, James, am neither a god nor an angel, but a man like any other. Therefore I act like a man and confess to loving those dear to me more than other men. You may be sure that I love the Earl of Buckingham more than anyone else, and more than you who are here assembled. I wish to speak in my own behalf and not to have it thought to be a defect, for Jesus Christ did the same, and therefore I cannot be blamed. Christ had John, and I have George."

Even he believed Jesus was gay....

SykkBoy · 05-29-2003, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by alias

666

I prefer 1332...twice as evil! ;)

NBDesign · 05-29-2003, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
Jesus did exist and everything in the bible is true.

and, george bush is one of the best presidents.

Thrawn$ · 05-29-2003, 03:43 PM

He was tricked by this chicks

NBDesign · 05-29-2003, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thrawn$
He was tricked by this chicks

had me fooled up to the last pic... damn... that is one hot trannie.

loverboy · 05-29-2003, 04:21 PM

god has no gender..

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