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So I think we're being a bit too hard on Huggles. I think we've seriously judged him a bit too hard for him being nostalgic about the olden days to help motivate him through tough times now.
I just spent a good chunk of last night and today just casually chatting with him in the pbbc discord and while I do think he does have a drinking problem, I don't think he's as bad as we thought and frankly is hustling pretty hard. My offer still stands, we just gotta figure out a way to confirm it (he even offered to facetime me daily to prove it), but I'm too unaccountable for that.
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How about I travel to canada for the month, and stay with him 24/7 - Easy for me to do, as I am not banned from Canada, only the USA. Just simply pay for my first class travel from London and back, and give me a simple modest 'per diem' of say $500?
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I'm getting drunk helping my friend fix a minivan for a broke single mom
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Wait, why are you banned from the US?
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Trying to smuggle poo in his anal cavity. They were like "sir it is not a crime to have to take a dump" and then they arrested him for being in the bathroom trying to take other peoples dumps.
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You're only allowed eight fluid ounces of shit. Thems the rules.
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#59 |
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Extreme Short Version: Paperwork fuckups - From US Government - Both with my visa, and my deportation papers.
Short'ish' version: Visa didn't get renewed correctly, therefore I was technically a visa overstay. Despite being legally married to a US citizen, I was still 'rounded up' - Held in jail for 6 and a half months (Legally I could only be held for the 6, but they managed to stretch it out with 'processing time in/out) - Deported in 2006 with botched paperwork saying I was deported in 2002! When I looked at returning, it was up to me to provide the correct paperwork. All my paperwork said 2002, so there was no record their end - ie was providing, as they saw it - False paperwork. Complete and utter pigs ear made of it. Therefore I never came back - Yes, I probably 'could' come back now (for vacation) as it's been nearly 20 years, but it involves me getting immigration lawyers involved and an entire costly performance, so why bother ? There a few places in this world that I have have never been to / would like to go, so I'll spend my money on that instead of the American economy. I have no real hard feelings about it - I'm pretty sure the life i have built for myself in the UK is better than I would have had, if I had returned ![]() Longer versions exist on GFY where I have gone into a lot more detail / answered questions etc in the past, but thats it in a nutshell ![]() |
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Yes, for 6 months, I think. Then you can simply delete the instance and create a new one. Or buy the windows license fee and enter your own code.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck the tools to make game assets are getting better and better so fast!!!
https://x.com/EHuanglu/status/1879117387670360553 Just need to get my income up a little bit so I can work on some storytelling again...
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Only a couple years ago, when the super early AI came out, the images it made were so ugly and the earliest videos of Will Smith eating spaghetti were sooooooo bad... then I saw a recent video of Will Smith eating spaghetti and it was fucking almost spot-on!
Shit is changing so fast. One of the tools that I wanted to buy to make my Vigilante Simulator game, was this tool to make city blocks for like $500 USD.... procedurally generated urban terrian I could customize to make it look like a Vancouver slum... anyways, I wouldn't be surprised, if, by 2026, you could just type into a prompt: "Generate a west coast Canadian urban slum based on google maps coordinates X by Y from 300 block of West Hastings street to 300 block of East Hastings street, Vancouver, Canada" And it will create you a nice 3D model of the area you can plugin to Blender or Unreal Engine 5, premium features could add interior models and such. Maybe super-advanced AIs could add in cockroaches, mice, basic NPCs, car traffic on the street, working stoplights, weather system, day/night cycle... just a matter of time before generative AI works off some sort of default model of reality, so you could just import in large text prompts to describe the characters, story, time period, etc etc and the AI can generate you a semi-fleshed out world that would normally take a single developer years and years to build... probably not too far off. Just need to be able to tell the stories in these worlds that people would want to play.
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bump for huggles, homie grinding, I'm proud of him
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I'm working on the best porn compilations, I just need to make deals with the biggest tubes and we'll throw a GFY meetup at Mardi Gras?
My life has been fucked since COVID, and if I can be a part of a a fun and upbeat GFY meetup in 2025 during Mardi Gras, I think that momentum can help me push through this year and make some good money again! After the Dugmor! 8888th post, I don't want to cast any bets. ![]() The AI can produce 90% of what it means to be a person, but it takes real life struggles to really reflect that last 10% of what it means to be human. The AI will never know what it means to have an empty stomach. People on GFY naturally dislike me because you have to be high IQ to make money in porn, and while I have a decent IQ, I have a super deep soul that makes up for my lower-end of GFY IQ, like I will never come up with any radically advanced code or manage a ton of databases and unique cloud to cloud jargon speak bullshit network api b2b whatever, but I will be able to tell you why people want to pay for a certain type of porn after being teased with ridiculously mind-blowing compilations of moving pictures that charm the mind into pulling out the wallet for more. People fear what they don't understand, and when you present them with pornography that challenges their minds and tickles them on such a deep level, they can't help but pay! The craziest money I ever made in adult blew my mind so hard. I had this domain, bubbledonk.com and I had a video from Bangbros for Big Tits Round Asses, and the video was like 10+ minutes of a really gigantic fat assed woman walking around in Brazil, and I dubbed over it some fart noises, just kind of quiet, but I put in fart noises, and that became my most insane sales of all time. I made like $5000 per day for like 4 days it was on Xvideos' front page. I made like $20,000 in 4 days, I couldn't fucking believe it, and, guess what? There was next to no nudity. I think at the end of the video she pulled down her pants and showed her ass crack, if that, but the whole video, now long deleted, was just a fat chick walking through a Brazilian slum with a fat ass. $20k. The good ol' days! But in 2025 I'm a broke ass deadbeat dad, so I gotta sell all my shit and try and visit my kid and see what the fuck my baby momma's got planned for 2025, because even if I am a broke ass loser, I need to be there for my kid, and if she is going to try and stay illegally in the USA, I need to know what the fuck to do if my kid is caught being in the USA beyond the 6 month stay you're allowed. Funny how Killswitch and I chatted in the same chat as a dude who is dealing with baby momma drama about taking his kid, and yet, I'm dealing with the same, and we're all dealing with baby momma drama. At least affiliate sales cover the weed and booze! If I sell all my shit I can make it to New Orleans March 4th, but it might be tight. I better create some fucking amazing porn compilations and upload them to tube sites that want to show off my compilation building talents so they can make money off the preroll ads. At some point I need to get Dugmor! back for that $88.88 I owe him. God I feel terrible about my 8888th post. I was in a seriously weak position at the time. Killswitch I'm going to call you a big bitch if you don't meet up with me in Nawlin's, but my baby momma still has be blocked so, you know, it's all up in the air...
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you need to spend time in prison, Huggles. all the issues and problems you think are stopping you from living life now would appear stupid after time served.
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WTF? What makes you assume that?
In my experience, if people don't like you they don't waste much time on you. People have responded to you, voiced concerns, offered up advice. sent you money. What part of any of that means that they "naturally dislike you." |
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2. Enough about covid. Nobody cares about that. Focus on the future and stfu about covid and the vaccine.
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Got two new sites to make compilations for, so feeling a bit excited about that. Yeah, for my mental health I need to just forget about COVID and the "vaccine" and just make money. There is still money to be made in adult, you just got to put the hours in to get the traffic.
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I used to have a crush on Bonnie Franklin. LOL
(and maybe a man crush on Schneider...)
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