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05-29-2003, 04:20 AM
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Surfers are morons
I have this linklist, which allows surfers to give feedback on sites or report them for bad stuff. Now, my dumb-ass surfers continuously submit comments to me such as "I'm horny" (I get this one a lot), "Pamela Anderson", "This site (editors note: the site reported is called Hard Gay Fucking) has gay sex", "I'm Jenny (censored) from (censored) and I want to be a porn star. Can you help me? My phone nr is (censored) and my address is (censored)", "I like big tits", "I'm (censored) and I'm a virgin. Will you please help me? My email is (censored)", "Jesus will punish you for this!!!", etc.
Now, is it just me or does the average surfer have an iq just below his shoe size?
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05-29-2003, 04:26 AM
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LOL
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05-29-2003, 04:28 AM
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it's not the average surfer who posts comments.. it's the lower end of the IQ spectrum definately. ;)
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05-29-2003, 04:29 AM
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I've had "Can you please tell me how to find naked Russian brides."
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05-29-2003, 04:58 AM
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05-29-2003, 05:00 AM
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05-29-2003, 05:01 AM
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05-29-2003, 05:02 AM
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forward the "virgin needs help" emails to me
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05-29-2003, 05:05 AM
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05-29-2003, 05:06 AM
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Would be neat tos etp a script to catch on to certain keywords and keyowrd combos to send them to a sponsor. they ask for russian brides they get sent to a mail order bride site with your ref
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05-29-2003, 05:49 AM
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Surfers are idiots , back in the day i ran a couple of security sites with hacking tools , exploits ect...
and other dumb shit , the emails i would get from these idiots. Like.. How do you hack banks How do you hack NASA You name i got it...... Prolly mostly kids , but i bet a few were adults lol...
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05-29-2003, 06:17 AM
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05-29-2003, 06:25 AM
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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05-29-2003, 06:30 AM
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Well, you say that about surfers... but some time ago a client (whose network I was hired to secure) requested me to teach him how to hack his competition and if possible hack into the goverment computers in order not to pay taxes.
I told him that I would charge him at least 1k euros per hour, but he did not want to pay so I teached nothing to him.
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05-29-2003, 06:30 AM
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Ya, I agree surfers are idiots, but I also agree that you are getting a distorted view because mostly the dumb-ass surfers are sending you shit.
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