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Libertine 05-29-2003 04:20 AM

Surfers are morons
 
I have this linklist, which allows surfers to give feedback on sites or report them for bad stuff. Now, my dumb-ass surfers continuously submit comments to me such as "I'm horny" (I get this one a lot), "Pamela Anderson", "This site (editors note: the site reported is called Hard Gay Fucking) has gay sex", "I'm Jenny (censored) from (censored) and I want to be a porn star. Can you help me? My phone nr is (censored) and my address is (censored)", "I like big tits", "I'm (censored) and I'm a virgin. Will you please help me? My email is (censored)", "Jesus will punish you for this!!!", etc.

Now, is it just me or does the average surfer have an iq just below his shoe size?

traffic addict 05-29-2003 04:26 AM

LOL:1orglaugh

Kapitan Ivanov 05-29-2003 04:28 AM

it's not the average surfer who posts comments.. it's the lower end of the IQ spectrum definately. ;)

Kapitan Ivanov 05-29-2003 04:29 AM

I've had "Can you please tell me how to find naked Russian brides." :eek2

markell 05-29-2003 04:58 AM

:1orglaugh

JamesK 05-29-2003 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov
I've had "Can you please tell me how to find naked Russian brides." :eek2
:1orglaugh

ldinternet 05-29-2003 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
"I'm Jenny (censored) from
(censored) and I want to be a porn star. Can you help me?

I thought you were going to say "Jenny from the block" :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 05-29-2003 05:02 AM

forward the "virgin needs help" emails to me :)

Libertine 05-29-2003 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
forward the "virgin needs help" emails to me :)
Those generally come from guys.

iwantchixx 05-29-2003 05:06 AM

Would be neat tos etp a script to catch on to certain keywords and keyowrd combos to send them to a sponsor. they ask for russian brides they get sent to a mail order bride site with your ref :)

silver 05-29-2003 05:49 AM

Surfers are idiots , back in the day i ran a couple of security sites with hacking tools , exploits ect...
and other dumb shit , the emails i would get from these idiots.

Like..
How do you hack banks
How do you hack NASA
You name i got it......

Prolly mostly kids , but i bet a few were adults lol...

Pappa 05-29-2003 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov
I've had "Can you please tell me how to find naked Russian brides." :eek2
Well, can you? :Graucho

adamneve 05-29-2003 06:25 AM

:1orglaugh

PowerCum 05-29-2003 06:30 AM

Well, you say that about surfers... but some time ago a client (whose network I was hired to secure) requested me to teach him how to hack his competition and if possible hack into the goverment computers in order not to pay taxes.
I told him that I would charge him at least 1k euros per hour, but he did not want to pay so I teached nothing to him.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PR_Phil 05-29-2003 06:30 AM

:1orglaugh

Ya, I agree surfers are idiots, but I also agree that you are getting a distorted view because mostly the dumb-ass surfers are sending you shit.


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