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SteveLightspeed · 05-29-2003, 12:09 AM

My 7-year old son Danny thought it would be interesting to see what happens if he innocently typed in danny.com

He told me that he found an "inappropriate website". But he said he "kinda liked it", and that he has it saved forever in his bookmarks.

Good thing his name isn't "Collegefuckfest"

And he told me I couldn't delete it, because he knows how to disable all the blocks we've put on his computer.

Shit.

So let's see if my computer kung-fu is strong enough to stop a 7 year old. I actually doubt it.

LS

Fletch XXX · 05-29-2003, 12:13 AM

every thing is 'inappropriate' nowadays.

listen to 'BILLIE JEAN'

this will fix all errors of the soul.

'the kid is not my son'

BrettJ · 05-29-2003, 01:06 AM

too bad his name isn't tawnee stone - might have seen daddy's car, motorcycle, backyard, his slip-n-slide, etc ...

VirtuMike · 05-29-2003, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by BrettJ
too bad his name isn't tawnee stone - might have seen daddy's car, motorcycle, backyard, his slip-n-slide, etc ...

Now THAT one was below the belt. Yet somehow amusing.

pornJester · 05-29-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by BrettJ
too bad his name isn't tawnee stone - might have seen daddy's car, motorcycle, backyard, his slip-n-slide, etc ...

lol, the slip-n-slide got me laughing

Chris · 05-29-2003, 01:21 AM

Oh man .... i could just picture a 7 year old telling that to there father in an all serious voice ... hahah he owned you :-) he loves the pr0n already

BrettJ · 05-29-2003, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by VirtuMike

Now THAT one was below the belt. Yet somehow amusing.

how so? i didn't mean it to be insulting - it truelly would have been completely fuck'n hysterical - to have your son run across the porn site you run - and make commments on it

SteveLightspeed · 05-29-2003, 01:29 AM

I dont know...my parents never blocked me from porn when I was a kid, and I turned out... oh shit, nevermind.

*holding son up proudly over adoring crowd*
"Behold the next President of Lightspeed Media -- Danny Lightspeed!!!"

SykkBoy · 05-29-2003, 01:49 AM

at least he uses the term "inappropriate sites" my son just calls out to his mother "mom, dad's looking at naked ass again"

PowerCum · 05-29-2003, 02:14 AM

You can install a proxy on your box (there are several free ones). Then make your browser to use the proxy and block the undesired content at the proxy.
It's not the best idea, but at least it will make your kid have to work a bit more to disable the protection. And if you want make him work a bit little more, install a firewall and block all the IPs of the servers that provide porn (for exampe 209.247.216.23 and 209.247.216.24 for blocking danny.com site).
If your kid disables the firewall and the proxy in no time you should buy him a book about network security and network management, perhaps you have a little h4x0r at home. Do not blame at him, teach him. Perhaps he will be your next security and network admin... who knows

John3 · 05-29-2003, 03:29 AM

the minute that yahoo is deemed an "inappropriate" site, let me know.

markell · 05-29-2003, 05:11 AM

Jer · 05-29-2003, 06:10 AM

Hide your credit card!

Biggy2 · 05-29-2003, 06:32 AM

so when do you go in to tell all his classmates what you do for a living

"hi kids, i do porn, do you know what porn is?"

PR_Phil · 05-29-2003, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
at least he uses the term "inappropriate sites" my son just calls out to his mother "mom, dad's looking at naked ass again"

Theo · 05-29-2003, 06:39 AM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed
I dont know...my parents never blocked me from porn when I was a kid, and I turned out...

yeah same here

Project-Shadow · 05-29-2003, 06:55 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
at least he uses the term "inappropriate sites" my son just calls out to his mother "mom, dad's looking at naked ass again"

LoL, remove I.E, Netscape and Oprah.
Then programme an Explorer that only opens www.iwillnotlookatpornagaindaddy.com

BT · 05-29-2003, 07:51 AM

Your son is gonna be the kewlest kid in school once he gets of age with his resourses... I say by 6 grade he'll be slanging passwords for 5 bucks a join for lunch money, having some bad ass sleep overs, lightspeed sponsored sports teams, "Daddy porn coaching"..... One bad ass cheerleading squad with all those high school girls you got on staff.. LOL.

Rochard · 05-29-2003, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by BrettJ
too bad his name isn't tawnee stone - might have seen daddy's car, motorcycle, backyard, his slip-n-slide, etc ...

Now that's funny!

MagicksAntics · 05-29-2003, 09:07 AM

Take the power cord

OR do what we do: my daughters (ages 6 and 9) have their own computer which is in the family room right beside the tv. The moniter is facing the sofa so that if I'm watching a movie etc I can see exactly what they are doing.

Their only internet connection is an external USB wireless connection. If I can't moniter their surfing, then I fucking yank the reciever and take it with me. They can still play all their games etc, but can't surf.

Overboard? Maybe...but in my opinion a 6 year old and a 9 year old have no business surfing the net unattended.

NBDesign · 05-29-2003, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
My 7-year old son Danny thought it would be interesting to see what happens if he innocently typed in danny.com

He told me that he found an "inappropriate website". But he said he "kinda liked it", and that he has it saved forever in his bookmarks.

Good thing his name isn't "Collegefuckfest"

And he told me I couldn't delete it, because he knows how to disable all the blocks we've put on his computer.

Shit.

So let's see if my computer kung-fu is strong enough to stop a 7 year old. I actually doubt it.

LS

Thank sucks!.. IT is a nice site though... I use to work for them back in 2000

Libertine · 05-29-2003, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by MagicksAntics
Take the power cord

OR do what we do: my daughters (ages 6 and 9) have their own computer which is in the family room right beside the tv. The moniter is facing the sofa so that if I'm watching a movie etc I can see exactly what they are doing.

Their only internet connection is an external USB wireless connection. If I can't moniter their surfing, then I fucking yank the reciever and take it with me. They can still play all their games etc, but can't surf.

Overboard? Maybe...but in my opinion a 6 year old and a 9 year old have no business surfing the net unattended.

Overboard? Hardly... the worst that could happen goes a lot further than them just accidentally seeing some porn (pedo's and such in chatrooms, for example), so watching out is absolutely necessary imo

Bex · 05-29-2003, 09:24 AM

Haha ... the kid is starting out young eh? Danny.com

5 bucks says the 7 year old can hack through anything you put up to block him

Sly_RJ · 05-29-2003, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by MagicksAntics
Take the power cord

OR do what we do: my daughters (ages 6 and 9) have their own computer which is in the family room right beside the tv. The moniter is facing the sofa so that if I'm watching a movie etc I can see exactly what they are doing.

Their only internet connection is an external USB wireless connection. If I can't moniter their surfing, then I fucking yank the reciever and take it with me. They can still play all their games etc, but can't surf.

Overboard? Maybe...but in my opinion a 6 year old and a 9 year old have no business surfing the net unattended.

Sounds like a good mom to me.

C-Bass · 05-29-2003, 09:30 AM

Let the hackin beggin!

Tipsy · 05-29-2003, 09:51 AM

The easiest way is simply to split the video and have the second feed going to a small TV somewhere you can see. They disable it they don't get PC access it's as simple as that.

There's a company in the UK does one for under $150 that's wireless. You just take the receiver to any tv in the house and can watch it there. It's the only way my daughter will be allowed to use the Internet when she's old enough. Small portable TV's to put someone visible in the main room or office are cheap enough.

NBDesign · 05-29-2003, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Jer
Hide your credit card!

Won't do any good... I bet the kid can hack into that site.

L0stMind · 05-29-2003, 10:00 AM

Good luck man, I know a 10 yr old girl who is on IRC, has two pc's - one windows one bsd - and she knows far too much for her age.

Unmonitored internet access is not so good...

MagicksAntics · 05-30-2003, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Sounds like a good mom to me.

Thanks...I try

Ice · 05-30-2003, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I dont know...my parents never blocked me from porn when I was a kid, and I turned out... oh shit, nevermind.

*holding son up proudly over adoring crowd*
"Behold the next President of Lightspeed Media -- Danny Lightspeed!!!"

you the man! btw I will take any car you own when your tired of it.

AaronM · 05-30-2003, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by John3
the minute that yahoo is deemed an "inappropriate" site, let me know.

You named your son "Yahoo?"

pornguy · 05-30-2003, 12:33 PM

I would highly sugguest that you work real hard on you computer Kung Fu and you may even want to start working on your verbal Judo skills.

If he happens to tell a friend, it could get nasty.

Guess what happens if he is best friends with a kid named Richard, and everyone calls him dick.

hyper · 05-30-2003, 12:38 PM

buy the domain for him

candyflip · 05-30-2003, 01:15 PM

He kinda liked it? Well...now you know he's straight. No need to worry about that anymore

loverboy · 05-30-2003, 02:37 PM

well, its a parent job. it's really difficult.

gruffy · 05-30-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed

So let's see if my computer kung-fu is strong enough to stop a 7 year old. I actually doubt it.

Like his father, the pr0n is strong with this one.

05-29-2003, 12:09 AM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	"Inapropriate Website" My 7-year old son Danny thought it would be interesting to see what happens if he innocently typed in danny.com He told me that he found an "inappropriate website". But he said he "kinda liked it", and that he has it saved forever in his bookmarks. Good thing his name isn't "Collegefuckfest" And he told me I couldn't delete it, because he knows how to disable all the blocks we've put on his computer. Shit. So let's see if my computer kung-fu is strong enough to stop a 7 year old. I actually doubt it. LS __________________ Abra-cadabra!

05-29-2003, 12:13 AM	#2
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	every thing is 'inappropriate' nowadays. listen to 'BILLIE JEAN' this will fix all errors of the soul. 'the kid is not my son' __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

05-29-2003, 01:29 AM	#8
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	I dont know...my parents never blocked me from porn when I was a kid, and I turned out... oh shit, nevermind. holding son up proudly over adoring crowd "Behold the next President of Lightspeed Media -- Danny Lightspeed!!!" __________________ Abra-cadabra!

05-29-2003, 01:49 AM	#9
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05-29-2003, 02:14 AM	#10
PowerCum CjOverkill Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Woldwide Posts: 1,328	You can install a proxy on your box (there are several free ones). Then make your browser to use the proxy and block the undesired content at the proxy. It's not the best idea, but at least it will make your kid have to work a bit more to disable the protection. And if you want make him work a bit little more, install a firewall and block all the IPs of the servers that provide porn (for exampe 209.247.216.23 and 209.247.216.24 for blocking danny.com site). If your kid disables the firewall and the proxy in no time you should buy him a book about network security and network management, perhaps you have a little h4x0r at home. Do not blame at him, teach him. Perhaps he will be your next security and network admin... who knows __________________ CjOverkill Traffic Trading Script Free, secure and fast traffic trading script. Get your copy now

05-29-2003, 01:06 AM	#3
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	too bad his name isn't tawnee stone - might have seen daddy's car, motorcycle, backyard, his slip-n-slide, etc ...

05-29-2003, 01:21 AM	#6
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	Oh man .... i could just picture a 7 year old telling that to there father in an all serious voice ... hahah he owned you :-) he loves the pr0n already

05-29-2003, 03:29 AM	#11
John3 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Austin Posts: 1,214	the minute that yahoo is deemed an "inappropriate" site, let me know.

05-29-2003, 05:11 AM	#12
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05-29-2003, 06:32 AM	#14
Biggy2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,821	so when do you go in to tell all his classmates what you do for a living "hi kids, i do porn, do you know what porn is?"

05-29-2003, 07:51 AM	#18
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05-29-2003, 09:07 AM	#20
MagicksAntics Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 455	Take the power cord OR do what we do: my daughters (ages 6 and 9) have their own computer which is in the family room right beside the tv. The moniter is facing the sofa so that if I'm watching a movie etc I can see exactly what they are doing. Their only internet connection is an external USB wireless connection. If I can't moniter their surfing, then I fucking yank the reciever and take it with me. They can still play all their games etc, but can't surf. Overboard? Maybe...but in my opinion a 6 year old and a 9 year old have no business surfing the net unattended.

05-29-2003, 09:24 AM	#23
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05-29-2003, 09:51 AM	#26
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	The easiest way is simply to split the video and have the second feed going to a small TV somewhere you can see. They disable it they don't get PC access it's as simple as that. There's a company in the UK does one for under $150 that's wireless. You just take the receiver to any tv in the house and can watch it there. It's the only way my daughter will be allowed to use the Internet when she's old enough. Small portable TV's to put someone visible in the main room or office are cheap enough. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss. Last edited by Tipsy; 05-29-2003 at 10:03 AM..

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05-30-2003, 12:33 PM	#32
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05-30-2003, 02:37 PM	#35
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