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08-04-2024, 04:33 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Little Story - (No Poo)
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license? • Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. • Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? • Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it. • Officer: The motorcycle is stolen? • Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there. • Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag? • Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags. • Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!? • Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation: • Captain: Sir, can I see your license? • Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. • Captain: Who's motorcycle is this? • Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. • Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it? • Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag. • Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them. • Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs. • Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags. • Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too...  |
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08-04-2024, 11:56 AM
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Small POO story - small REWARD
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08-04-2024, 01:23 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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08-04-2024, 01:24 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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AI or real?
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08-05-2024, 07:33 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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08-05-2024, 09:09 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-07-2024, 01:26 AM
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The best story EVER
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