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Libertine · 05-28-2003, 03:42 AM

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-28-2003, 03:44 AM

That song lasted for about three weeks. Then a whole bunch of idiots started repeating the words of it.

Libertine · 05-28-2003, 03:45 AM

Just found it on my hd, I actually like it - very clearly shows the reasoning of many people.

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-28-2003, 03:51 AM

It could explain the beginings of Christianity, but it does not explain the reason that the Spanish conquered South America and imposed their Christian beliefs on the the Aztec and killed them. Does it?

Libertine · 05-28-2003, 04:04 AM

many people != all people
I am actually referring to a specific group of people in this day and age (that is, the "new" christians), not all christians throughout history.

Libertine · 05-28-2003, 04:04 AM

Also, it does not explain the beginnings of christianity at all.

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-28-2003, 04:11 AM

It does explain the beginnings of christianity. If you could look at the fever that is produced by some celebrity such as Justin Timberlake, then you could see how it leads to worship/faith/belief.

Justin Timberlake = Way cool. <- not my opinion

Libertine · 05-28-2003, 10:20 AM

I hardly think you can compare MTV-induced mass horniness to a religious rebel/cult leader in an occupied country.

05-28-2003, 03:42 AM	#1
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Jesus was way cool Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead He rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way cool No wonder there are so many Christians __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

05-28-2003, 03:44 AM	#2
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05-28-2003, 03:45 AM	#3
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Just found it on my hd, I actually like it - very clearly shows the reasoning of many people. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

05-28-2003, 03:51 AM	#4
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05-28-2003, 04:04 AM	#5
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	many people != all people I am actually referring to a specific group of people in this day and age (that is, the "new" christians), not all christians throughout history. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

05-28-2003, 04:11 AM	#7
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05-28-2003, 10:20 AM	#8
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	I hardly think you can compare MTV-induced mass horniness to a religious rebel/cult leader in an occupied country. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/