Recalling A Childhood Fantasy - The Time Remote - GoFuckYourself.com

lil2rich4u2 · 05-27-2003, 03:24 PM

Imagine you had a time remote?!

At any given time you can hit the "pause" button and time will stand still except for you!

You can be in the supermarket, see some chick bend over to pick something up .. BAM!! You hit the button and can ass fuck her right there and then restart time and she doesnt know wtf hit her!

Your sitting in class and see that super hott chick everyone wants, and she begins to yawn .... BAM!!! you push the button and slide your dick in and out of her mouth ... when you restart time again, she cant figure out why she has white paste on her face.

Your at a Ricky Martin concert ... he starts to sing and BAM!!! you hit the button ... you can now kick the living shit outa him and restart time to leave him wondering how he got 2 broken legs and a shaved head.

hehe i was a twisted kid

lil2rich4u2 · 05-27-2003, 03:28 PM

Your driving past a bikini car wash ... BAM!! you hit the button. Now you quickly ass fuck all the girls and rip all their tops off and restart time. Now you sit back and watch them scrambling looking for tops to cover their tits.

Theo · 05-27-2003, 03:30 PM

please go see a doctor now

rooster · 05-27-2003, 03:31 PM

it would be fun to be an invisible man and go into hot chicks houses and stuff, watch them get naked and whack it and spray your invisible load all over their face.

Theo · 05-27-2003, 03:33 PM

pause action

cut juicylink's cock
fuck equinox in the ass
destroy ldinternet's car
break labret's cds
eat TGF's food

restart action

lil2rich4u2 · 05-27-2003, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
pause action

cut juicylink's cock
fuck equinox in the ass
destroy ldinternet's car
break labret's cds
eat TGF's food

restart action

jesus, lol

LeeNoga · 05-27-2003, 03:36 PM

See what matrix mania does?

The CDC has listed this illness as eligible for medical benefits. :-)

lil2rich4u2 · 05-27-2003, 03:36 PM

Your in a bar hitting on a chick and she seriously blows you off, basically tells you to go fuckoff or something. BAM!! you hit the button as she was walking away. Now you lay her on the bar but ass naked, fuck the living shit out of her, rape her ass, stick a rocks glass up her snatch and restart time .... everyone dies laughing at her as you smoke your cigerette from the good sex.

05-27-2003, 03:24 PM	#1
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	Recalling A Childhood Fantasy - The Time Remote Imagine you had a time remote?! At any given time you can hit the "pause" button and time will stand still except for you! You can be in the supermarket, see some chick bend over to pick something up .. BAM!! You hit the button and can ass fuck her right there and then restart time and she doesnt know wtf hit her! Your sitting in class and see that super hott chick everyone wants, and she begins to yawn .... BAM!!! you push the button and slide your dick in and out of her mouth ... when you restart time again, she cant figure out why she has white paste on her face. Your at a Ricky Martin concert ... he starts to sing and BAM!!! you hit the button ... you can now kick the living shit outa him and restart time to leave him wondering how he got 2 broken legs and a shaved head. hehe i was a twisted kid __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

05-27-2003, 03:28 PM	#2
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	Your driving past a bikini car wash ... BAM!! you hit the button. Now you quickly ass fuck all the girls and rip all their tops off and restart time. Now you sit back and watch them scrambling looking for tops to cover their tits. __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

05-27-2003, 03:36 PM	#8
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	Your in a bar hitting on a chick and she seriously blows you off, basically tells you to go fuckoff or something. BAM!! you hit the button as she was walking away. Now you lay her on the bar but ass naked, fuck the living shit out of her, rape her ass, stick a rocks glass up her snatch and restart time .... everyone dies laughing at her as you smoke your cigerette from the good sex. __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

05-27-2003, 03:30 PM	#3
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	please go see a doctor now

05-27-2003, 03:31 PM	#4
rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	it would be fun to be an invisible man and go into hot chicks houses and stuff, watch them get naked and whack it and spray your invisible load all over their face.

05-27-2003, 03:33 PM	#5
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	pause action cut juicylink's cock fuck equinox in the ass destroy ldinternet's car break labret's cds eat TGF's food restart action

05-27-2003, 03:36 PM	#7
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	See what matrix mania does? The CDC has listed this illness as eligible for medical benefits. :-)