Recalling A Childhood Fantasy - The Time Remote
 

Imagine you had a time remote?!

At any given time you can hit the "pause" button and time will stand still except for you!

You can be in the supermarket, see some chick bend over to pick something up .. BAM!! You hit the button and can ass fuck her right there and then restart time and she doesnt know wtf hit her!

Your sitting in class and see that super hott chick everyone wants, and she begins to yawn .... BAM!!! you push the button and slide your dick in and out of her mouth ... when you restart time again, she cant figure out why she has white paste on her face.

Your at a Ricky Martin concert ... he starts to sing and BAM!!! you hit the button ... you can now kick the living shit outa him and restart time to leave him wondering how he got 2 broken legs and a shaved head.




hehe i was a twisted kid

Your driving past a bikini car wash ... BAM!! you hit the button. Now you quickly ass fuck all the girls and rip all their tops off and restart time. Now you sit back and watch them scrambling looking for tops to cover their tits.

please go see a doctor now

it would be fun to be an invisible man and go into hot chicks houses and stuff, watch them get naked and whack it and spray your invisible load all over their face.

pause action

cut juicylink's cock
fuck equinox in the ass
destroy ldinternet's car
break labret's cds
eat TGF's food

restart action

jesus, lol

See what matrix mania does?

The CDC has listed this illness as eligible for medical benefits. :-)

Your in a bar hitting on a chick and she seriously blows you off, basically tells you to go fuckoff or something. BAM!! you hit the button as she was walking away. Now you lay her on the bar but ass naked, fuck the living shit out of her, rape her ass, stick a rocks glass up her snatch and restart time .... everyone dies laughing at her as you smoke your cigerette from the good sex.