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Direktor · 05-25-2003, 11:49 PM

Cousin of mine was sentenced today to 6 months for hacking into some school or college system. He is indeed a little punk, I wonder if his manhood will be taken away. Anyone been to the fed pen, how is it?

Spunky · 05-25-2003, 11:51 PM

Going to learn the meaning of manlove

asneed · 05-25-2003, 11:53 PM

its a federal pound him in the ass prison

twistyneck · 05-26-2003, 12:03 AM

His cornhole is going to be ravaged daily. He'll get used to it and perhaps even learn to enjoy it. This will indeed be his summer of love.

detoxed · 05-26-2003, 12:06 AM

thats fucked

smack · 05-26-2003, 12:06 AM

i'm pretty sure a 6 month stint in federal custody wouldn't be so bad. you most likely would not be held with violent offenders.

Jon · 05-26-2003, 12:09 AM

Federal prison is not harsh at all actually. When I was younger my friend got sent there for six months, for a similar crime. He said no one did shit like that, it was filled with drug dealers, scam artists, computer hackers, fraud guys, and of course, ex-ceo's. Also, they keep you locked in for a lot longer than regular prison. State prison is something to fear, Fed prison is something to look forward to.

Direktor · 05-26-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Federal prison is not harsh at all actually. When I was younger my friend got sent there for six months, for a similar crime. He said no one did shit like that, it was filled with drug dealers, scam artists, computer hackers, fraud guys, and of course, ex-ceo's. Also, they keep you locked in for a lot longer than regular prison. State prison is something to fear, Fed prison is something to look forward to.

We are hoping is like that, cuz this guy is a wimp.

PostWhore · 05-26-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Federal prison is not harsh at all actually. When I was younger my friend got sent there for six months, for a similar crime. He said no one did shit like that, it was filled with drug dealers, scam artists, computer hackers, fraud guys, and of course, ex-ceo's. Also, they keep you locked in for a lot longer than regular prison. State prison is something to fear, Fed prison is something to look forward to.

you think your friend told you the truth?
did you notice if he started to walk funny after the prison?

AaronM · 05-26-2003, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by Direktor
Cousin of mine was sentenced today to 6 months for hacking into some school or college system. He is indeed a little punk, I wonder if his manhood will be taken away. Anyone been to the fed pen, how is it?

Ask this question in 6 to 18 months. I expect to have seen a few 2257 prosecutions by then.

Jon · 05-26-2003, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by PostWhore

you think your friend told you the truth?
did you notice if he started to walk funny after the prison?

haha I told him that if he told me the truth I wouldn't laugh too hard, but he said overall it was a lot easier than he had thought, and even though he was underage he had no problems with anyone whatsoever. He said most of the people there are white businessmen type of guys who play a lot of cards.

Exxxotica · 05-26-2003, 12:57 AM

You closet homos sure do love your ass rape fantasies dont ya?

Federal prisons are filled with tax evaders and drug dealers.
Many Federal prisons even have internet access and nice libraries.

Im sure it's not a fun place to be... but it's nothing compared to the violent State prisons.

Jon · 05-26-2003, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
You closet homos sure do love your ass rape fantasies dont ya?

Federal prisons are filled with tax evaders and drug dealers.
Many Federal prisons even have internet access and nice libraries.

Im sure it's not a fun place to be... but it's nothing compared to the violent State prisons.

Told ya so!

Peter Romero · 05-26-2003, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Ask this question in 6 to 18 months. I expect to have seen a few 2257 prosecutions by then.

Good one!

Pornwolf · 05-26-2003, 01:18 AM

Internet access?!

You should tell your friend to build a few sites now and get a paypal account to get paid in and to be able to drive traffic with. He might be able to come out in 6 months with a nice bit of cash.

EscortBiz · 05-26-2003, 01:18 AM

What prison it all depends, post the pen. name

Exxxotica · 05-26-2003, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Internet access?!

You should tell your friend to build a few sites now and get a paypal account to get paid in and to be able to drive traffic with. He might be able to come out in 6 months with a nice bit of cash.

Why do you think Boneprone has so much time to moderate and post on GFY?

KRL · 05-26-2003, 03:32 AM

Had a friend in for under a year on a real estate deal where they had overstated their income by several hundred thousand on the bank loan. He had gotten sucked into one of those get rick quick real estate programs and hooked up with another guy who was scamming all these real estate newbies to take the fall on bogus loan apps they were using to buy expensive properties. They finally caught the main scammer and he's looking at 25 plus.

But my buddy said it was nothing like he thought was going to happen. Everybody was cool and he was with mostly all white collar guys so he made lots of friends. Said they just read a lot, workout, and watch TV. No one assaulted him or anything like that. He didn't have to do much time cause he cut a deal to testify against the main schemer.

He got in perfect shape cause the low quality food was the part he didn't like much.

Gutterboy · 05-26-2003, 03:46 AM

Hacking? He'll get sent to some minimum security farm where he can read, exercise, and watch TV most of the day with the rest of the white collar types.

Those places are more like summer camps you can't leave than actual prisons. Alot of them don't even have any sort of fencing.. they just expect you'll stay because the additional sentence for escaping is always greater than what you've got to serve.

If you have to do time, Federal is the way to go.

Pornwolf · 05-26-2003, 04:19 AM

I bet fed time with internet access is a lot like normal life for some webmasters who don't leave the house much.

funkmaster · 05-26-2003, 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by Direktor
Cousin of mine was sentenced today to 6 months for hacking into some school or college system. He is indeed a little punk, I wonder if his manhood will be taken away. Anyone been to the fed pen, how is it?

... damn fucking hackers, prison ain´t no good for them ... in my opinion they should amputate both of his hands instead ...

prostock · 05-26-2003, 06:01 AM

well i am sure he is just going to go to CLUB FED and that is a cake walk , trust me been there and done that i was tehre for four years and it wasnt shit ,,,,,,,,, there is NO FENCE there are no door locks it isnt really about shit , they are not going to put a person with a little 6 months behind the fence trust me

and all you that think it is a super bad place and oh no he is going to get ass fucked and all that shit are nutts trust me i went there over drungs in 1990 and was there like i said 4 years and the worse part was just having to be there and knowing there wasnt any thing that keep me there otehr then myself !!

not that i want to go back but it did wake me up to the real world and get my life on the right road again ,

Number1Thumb · 05-26-2003, 06:18 AM

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Originally posted by Direktor
Cousin of mine was sentenced today to 6 months for hacking into some school or college system. He is indeed a little punk, I wonder if his manhood will be taken away. Anyone been to the fed pen, how is it?

I dont know how your state governs time but In chicago 6 months =county time which=LEISURE anything over 1 year and 1 day means federal prison

candyflip · 05-26-2003, 06:47 AM

I have a buddy who just got sentenced to 8 months in the Fed. Penn. It's a continuation of some time he was doing there last year. According to him, it's a cake walk. His girl can even drive down and he can walk or drive around the "campus" with her. They call it a campus...thought that was pretty funny. He's never been harassed, never been stuffed in the ass. Says it isn't actually all that bad...considering.

SexySarah · 05-26-2003, 06:53 AM

twistyneck

if you want that manloving you seem to know so much about, better get yourself to state prison pronto

cash69 · 05-26-2003, 06:57 AM

if you had to pick out of any jail.. federal prison is probably the best to be in.. not full of people on death row.. and people for murder and rape and shit... mostly people that break other types of crimes.. like cooking meth or using stolen credit cards..

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-26-2003, 08:27 AM

all depends how much he wants to stay untouched. My little bro spent 4 years in Raeford . he was a cute young white boy in a prison that was 99% black. He had to hook up with the local nazi punks in the prison and he is now tatooed from head to toe with all kinds of "nazi" garbabge.... but his ass is still his.

If your homey has never even been to jail.. he might end up someones bitch...I wish him luck on surviving 6 months

angelsofporn · 05-26-2003, 08:31 AM

a friend of mine went to federal and they let him have a band in there. He had a drumset and 2 other guys had guitars..they just jammed everyday for 5 hours...dosent sound bad to me. I guess in federal though you actually do the time they give you..unlike state prison where they sentence you to 5 years and you do only 2

jimmyf · 05-26-2003, 08:31 AM

Federal prison is not bad, know 3 or 4 people that have served time. State prisons I know about Diff. story, know many that have spent a few days in Texas and California prisons (he wouldn't like' em at all). Shit the Los Angeles county jail is 50 times worse that Federal prison, took' em 24 hours just to book me in and out, I bet they have over 5,000 people in that dam jail.

Bex · 05-26-2003, 09:10 AM

Never been to prison, don't want to go. But from reading the posts this clip is for all the homeys in state prison (cell block six or something like that).

Ouch!

Direktor · 05-26-2003, 12:22 PM

Oh well, afterall this doesn't sound too bad, I hope to hear from him soon.

69pornlinks · 05-26-2003, 02:06 PM

unless he's already a fruit then,but a minimum fed pen is nothing,now if he was going to lavenworth or marion that's another story

Mr Pheer · 05-26-2003, 02:18 PM

The bad thing about federal time is when they say 6 months, you stay there for 6 months. State time you get like 2 days off for every 1 day of good behavior.

Direktor · 05-26-2003, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
unless he's already a fruit then,but a minimum fed pen is nothing,now if he was going to lavenworth or marion that's another story

He is no fruit, but he is a punk who always used to look after me and his brothers back in high school.

So I was worried.,

LiveDose · 05-26-2003, 02:42 PM

federal over state no question about it...

rooster · 05-26-2003, 02:51 PM

just never wipe ass so that asshole is unappealing as possible.

05-26-2003, 03:19 PM

Prison is prison.... Its Hell!!!! Its a other society it destroy people.... Younge man going into prison is not good..He may come out more fuked up !!

05-26-2003, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Direktor
Cousin of mine was sentenced today to 6 months for hacking into some school or college system. He is indeed a little punk, I wonder if his manhood will be taken away. Anyone been to the fed pen, how is it?

what the fuck?!
FOR HACKING???

I break into huge systems daily just for fun and I never even thought about that!!!

for those wondering, Ive been in a casino, in "TUCOWS" servers, ISP servers, a few websites and alot more...

edti: oh yes, MOST OF ALL I hack universities for their awesome connections

again, just for fun and to enjoy their 100mbit connction

Lykos · 05-26-2003, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Direktor
Cousin of mine was sentenced today to 6 months for hacking into some school or college system. He is indeed a little punk, I wonder if his manhood will be taken away. Anyone been to the fed pen, how is it?

Just want to tell u something....Don't ever go to any prison....non of them isn't good,and federal is worste...I sow that on movies

Gman.357 · 05-26-2003, 05:16 PM

Shouldn't be too bad. Mostly white collar and terrorist prisoners. He'll learn more hacking tips, and probably how to make a good pipe bomb.

Be thankful he's not going up state. Places like Lewisburg or Pelican Bay would rip him a new hole I'm sure. You either kill or be killed in places like that.

Nasty D · 05-26-2003, 05:21 PM

Better to be a hacker than a child molester.....inmates always know what you are in for, and if they don't they will!

Direktor · 05-27-2003, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by Nasty D
Better to be a hacker than a child molester.....inmates always know what you are in for, and if they don't they will!

Well child molester shouldn't go to prison, they should just be shoot in the balls.

05-25-2003, 11:49 PM	#1
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	Federal Prison? Cousin of mine was sentenced today to 6 months for hacking into some school or college system. He is indeed a little punk, I wonder if his manhood will be taken away. Anyone been to the fed pen, how is it?

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05-26-2003, 12:06 AM	#6
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05-26-2003, 12:09 AM	#7
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	Federal prison is not harsh at all actually. When I was younger my friend got sent there for six months, for a similar crime. He said no one did shit like that, it was filled with drug dealers, scam artists, computer hackers, fraud guys, and of course, ex-ceo's. Also, they keep you locked in for a lot longer than regular prison. State prison is something to fear, Fed prison is something to look forward to. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

05-26-2003, 12:03 AM	#4
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05-26-2003, 12:06 AM	#5
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05-26-2003, 12:57 AM	#12
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	You closet homos sure do love your ass rape fantasies dont ya? Federal prisons are filled with tax evaders and drug dealers. Many Federal prisons even have internet access and nice libraries. Im sure it's not a fun place to be... but it's nothing compared to the violent State prisons. __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

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05-26-2003, 03:32 AM	#18
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Had a friend in for under a year on a real estate deal where they had overstated their income by several hundred thousand on the bank loan. He had gotten sucked into one of those get rick quick real estate programs and hooked up with another guy who was scamming all these real estate newbies to take the fall on bogus loan apps they were using to buy expensive properties. They finally caught the main scammer and he's looking at 25 plus. But my buddy said it was nothing like he thought was going to happen. Everybody was cool and he was with mostly all white collar guys so he made lots of friends. Said they just read a lot, workout, and watch TV. No one assaulted him or anything like that. He didn't have to do much time cause he cut a deal to testify against the main schemer. He got in perfect shape cause the low quality food was the part he didn't like much. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

05-26-2003, 03:46 AM	#19
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Hacking? He'll get sent to some minimum security farm where he can read, exercise, and watch TV most of the day with the rest of the white collar types. Those places are more like summer camps you can't leave than actual prisons. Alot of them don't even have any sort of fencing.. they just expect you'll stay because the additional sentence for escaping is always greater than what you've got to serve. If you have to do time, Federal is the way to go. Last edited by Gutterboy; 05-26-2003 at 03:50 AM..

05-26-2003, 04:19 AM	#20
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I bet fed time with internet access is a lot like normal life for some webmasters who don't leave the house much. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

05-26-2003, 06:01 AM	#22
prostock On probation Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: not telling you , the exwife might find me Posts: 4,160	well i am sure he is just going to go to CLUB FED and that is a cake walk , trust me been there and done that i was tehre for four years and it wasnt shit ,,,,,,,,, there is NO FENCE there are no door locks it isnt really about shit , they are not going to put a person with a little 6 months behind the fence trust me and all you that think it is a super bad place and oh no he is going to get ass fucked and all that shit are nutts trust me i went there over drungs in 1990 and was there like i said 4 years and the worse part was just having to be there and knowing there wasnt any thing that keep me there otehr then myself !! not that i want to go back but it did wake me up to the real world and get my life on the right road again , __________________ ICQ # :158519717

05-26-2003, 06:47 AM	#24
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I have a buddy who just got sentenced to 8 months in the Fed. Penn. It's a continuation of some time he was doing there last year. According to him, it's a cake walk. His girl can even drive down and he can walk or drive around the "campus" with her. They call it a campus...thought that was pretty funny. He's never been harassed, never been stuffed in the ass. Says it isn't actually all that bad...considering. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

05-26-2003, 06:53 AM	#25
SexySarah So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,076	twistyneck if you want that manloving you seem to know so much about, better get yourself to state prison pronto

05-26-2003, 06:57 AM	#26
cash69 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: chandler, az Posts: 1,052	if you had to pick out of any jail.. federal prison is probably the best to be in.. not full of people on death row.. and people for murder and rape and shit... mostly people that break other types of crimes.. like cooking meth or using stolen credit cards..

05-26-2003, 08:27 AM	#27
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	all depends how much he wants to stay untouched. My little bro spent 4 years in Raeford . he was a cute young white boy in a prison that was 99% black. He had to hook up with the local nazi punks in the prison and he is now tatooed from head to toe with all kinds of "nazi" garbabge.... but his ass is still his. If your homey has never even been to jail.. he might end up someones bitch...I wish him luck on surviving 6 months

05-26-2003, 08:31 AM	#28
angelsofporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: CA Posts: 3,218	a friend of mine went to federal and they let him have a band in there. He had a drumset and 2 other guys had guitars..they just jammed everyday for 5 hours...dosent sound bad to me. I guess in federal though you actually do the time they give you..unlike state prison where they sentence you to 5 years and you do only 2

05-26-2003, 08:31 AM	#29
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	Federal prison is not bad, know 3 or 4 people that have served time. State prisons I know about Diff. story, know many that have spent a few days in Texas and California prisons (he wouldn't like' em at all). Shit the Los Angeles county jail is 50 times worse that Federal prison, took' em 24 hours just to book me in and out, I bet they have over 5,000 people in that dam jail. __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

05-26-2003, 09:10 AM	#30
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05-26-2003, 12:22 PM	#31
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	Oh well, afterall this doesn't sound too bad, I hope to hear from him soon.

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05-26-2003, 02:51 PM	#36
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05-26-2003, 05:16 PM	#40
Gman.357 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 2,796	Shouldn't be too bad. Mostly white collar and terrorist prisoners. He'll learn more hacking tips, and probably how to make a good pipe bomb. Be thankful he's not going up state. Places like Lewisburg or Pelican Bay would rip him a new hole I'm sure. You either kill or be killed in places like that. __________________ Ouch.

05-26-2003, 05:21 PM	#41
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