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AkiraSS 05-24-2003 07:40 PM

If you had Bill Gates money, what would you do?
 
If I had 50 billion cash, I'd just waste them :)

Go to forums online and pick people and just wire them 1 million $$$ if they give me a good laugh or something.

That guy is stupid and boring fuck, he will grow old and die without people saying anything nice about him...

nap 05-24-2003 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AkiraSS
If I had 50 billion cash, I'd just waste them :)

Go to forums online and pick people and just wire them 1 million $$$ if they give me a good laugh or something.

That guy is stupid and boring fuck, he will grow old and die without people saying anything nice about him...

i'm pretty sure that the people who KNOW him have plenty of nice things to say. its to assume that people have bad things to say about someone you dont know. it is also pretty obvious that bill gates isnt working for money anymore, he's working because he truely loves his job.

if i had 50 billion in cash that i had earned i would be doing the same thing he is(doing what i love to do).

buddyjuf 05-24-2003 07:42 PM

throw it all in a bank
live off the interest of some 100 million $ a week :thumbsup

Pappa 05-24-2003 07:44 PM

Money is overrated :glugglug

manilaheat 05-24-2003 07:45 PM

I think I would build my own space station with high speed Internet access and move there.

quiet 05-24-2003 07:45 PM

i'd create think-tank groups focused on issues important to me. then i'd fund them with 95% of my wealth...

markell 05-24-2003 07:46 PM

i would build a casino and let mtv shoot reality shows in it, have lots of porn conventions and parties, and drink myself into a coma

freeadultcontent 05-24-2003 07:46 PM

Buy all of MLBA and making the teams play no matter the weather, and make all contracts based on performance.

FlyingIguana 05-24-2003 07:47 PM

try to make 50 more

Pappa 05-24-2003 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
i'd create think-tank groups focused on issues important to me. then i'd fund them with 95% of my wealth...
:thumbsup

lEricPl 05-24-2003 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AkiraSS
..he will grow old and die without people saying anything nice about him...


You sir are a complete idiot.

:321GFY


Thank you Mr. Gates for using Billions of your own dollars to help save the world from AIDS and other infectious diseases.

http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...?showYear=2003
http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...?showYear=2002
http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...?showYear=2001
http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...?showYear=2000
http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grant...94&yearTo=1999

http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Grants/

http://www.gatesfoundation.org



Oh yeah...Windows and IE kick ass too...Thanks Bill.

DirtyDanza 05-24-2003 07:54 PM

That just shows that you could never spend all that money if you tried.... even if you give it away.....

FlyingIguana 05-24-2003 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by Dirty_DS
That just shows that you could never spend all that money if you tried.... even if you give it away.....
i could spend it fairly quickly. a billion here and a billion there, adds up you know.

Jay_StandAhead 05-24-2003 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by AkiraSS

That guy is stupid

Why is he stupid?

Perhaps you want to demonstratre how more intelligent than him you are?

DirtyDanza 05-24-2003 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana


i could spend it fairly quickly. a billion here and a billion there, adds up you know.

don't think you could spend all that in your lifetime..... specaly on something that didn't make you money back..... you could never loose your bottom dollar...... fuck if you wanted to you could live off the intrest from that for your entire life ... you'd live like a king.... and never fuck with the bottom dollar of 50b....

Bobby Fissure 05-24-2003 07:58 PM

I'd buy 5 million acres in Idaho and start my own country.

DirtyDanza 05-24-2003 08:00 PM

but I'd buy all the whorehouses in Nevada... and hire many a dicksuckers.... and live happly ever after....

then I'd be the biggest pimp in the u.s......

FlyingIguana 05-24-2003 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by Dirty_DS


don't think you could spend all that in your lifetime..... specaly on something that didn't make you money back..... you could never loose your bottom dollar...... fuck if you wanted to you could live off the intrest from that for your entire life ... you'd live like a king.... and never fuck with the bottom dollar of 50b....

you could if you wanted to do a ton of research

KC 05-24-2003 08:17 PM

Ted Turner is down to his last billion... I'm sure we'll see him in line at the soup kitchen any day now!

Lykos 05-24-2003 08:25 PM

I would buy some country and live like a king:thumbsup

lEricPl 05-24-2003 08:40 PM

I would buy Microsoft...or a very large share of it.

Trolleater 05-24-2003 08:44 PM

I'd buy one of those toasters that can toast two peaces of bread at once!

tony286 05-24-2003 09:17 PM

You would never see my ass on these boards. I would become a corporate raider a 21 st century Gordon Geikko, the most fear man on the Street. A real player .

manilaheat 05-24-2003 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Trolleater
I'd buy one of those toasters that can toast two peaces of bread at once!
:thumbsup

That was the best one! The simple things!

klik 05-24-2003 09:27 PM

I'd wear a new pair of socks every day...

Nothing feels better than busting out a brand new pair of socks from the package..

Heaven on earth...

prostock 05-24-2003 10:26 PM

if i had that kind of cash ya i would still do shit i love in the work area , but hell dont think a person cannt spend it all if they are just out blowing and going , but for me if did have it i would but the land needed and build my own personal drag strip and be able to run my prostock drag bike any time i want day or nite ,
hell have few there so my friends could go over and we have our own race`s there with one another ,
just my dream to haev but hell who knows maybe one day , :Graucho

gruffy 05-24-2003 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by AkiraSS
If I had 50 billion cash, I'd just waste them

Hookers and blow... the expensive hookers.

tongue 05-24-2003 10:33 PM

Averaged out, I think he makes about $50 million per day. I would take just a small % of that income and spend it on these finer pleasures:

1) Hire a team of world-class gourmet chefs who have a selection of five gourmet meals made of the most expensive, freshest, fanciest ingredients available - EVERY HALF HOUR - so any time I am hungry something superb is ready. Cost - $20,000 per day.

2) Hire a super-hot, highly-trained masseuse who will rub me down (anywhere needed) on demand, 24/7. Cost - $1,000 per day.

3) Build a tech movie theatre in my home with EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE stored digitally, ready-to-play on demand. Would obviously require a special area with thousands of hard drives. Cost - $1 million to build, $2,000 per day to maintain and update.

4) Stand on highway overpasses and throw suitcases of $100 bills onto the traffic during rush-hour just for entertainment (watching the ensuing chaos). Im sure the motorists wouldnt complain either. Cost - $10,000 per day (I would only do this about once per month, $300,000 at a time.)

5) Hire a super-model who agrees to lay on a bed, in stirrups, ready to have sex as often as I would like. Get a new model EVERY DAY... even the hottest women would do this for $2 million for 24 hours... so: Cost - $2 million per day.

6) Build a special version of Windows that NEVER crashes. Cost: $1,000 per day in development costs.

7) Install a chilled beer-troth above my football-watching couch that is constantly filled with a selection of 20 premium beers. A retractable hose extends from the troth and the end of it is fitted with a nipple (the kind baby bottles use) so I can "nurse myself into ecstasy" hands-free while watching the game of kings. Cost - $10,000 to build, $1,000 per day to maintain.

NET DAILY COST OF ALL SEVEN: $35,000 per day without the most important perk - the model in stirrups - or $2,035,000 with.


How's that list?! Im a man of self-indulgence and physical pleasure, eh?

foreverjason 05-24-2003 11:15 PM

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Ted Turner is down to his last billion... I'm sure we'll see him in line at the soup kitchen any day now!

Ya but Ted Turner is the biggest land owner in the US. He may only have a billion in cash but he has a shitload of land!

asuna 05-24-2003 11:32 PM

I'd buy adult.com

hybrid 05-24-2003 11:33 PM

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Averaged out, I think he makes about $50 million per day. I would take just a small % of that income and spend it on these finer pleasures:

1) Hire a team of world-class gourmet chefs who have a selection of five gourmet meals made of the most expensive, freshest, fanciest ingredients available - EVERY HALF HOUR - so any time I am hungry something superb is ready. Cost - $20,000 per day.

2) Hire a super-hot, highly-trained masseuse who will rub me down (anywhere needed) on demand, 24/7. Cost - $1,000 per day.

3) Build a tech movie theatre in my home with EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE stored digitally, ready-to-play on demand. Would obviously require a special area with thousands of hard drives. Cost - $1 million to build, $2,000 per day to maintain and update.

4) Stand on highway overpasses and throw suitcases of $100 bills onto the traffic during rush-hour just for entertainment (watching the ensuing chaos). Im sure the motorists wouldnt complain either. Cost - $10,000 per day (I would only do this about once per month, $300,000 at a time.)

5) Hire a super-model who agrees to lay on a bed, in stirrups, ready to have sex as often as I would like. Get a new model EVERY DAY... even the hottest women would do this for $2 million for 24 hours... so: Cost - $2 million per day.

6) Build a special version of Windows that NEVER crashes. Cost: $1,000 per day in development costs.

7) Install a chilled beer-troth above my football-watching couch that is constantly filled with a selection of 20 premium beers. A retractable hose extends from the troth and the end of it is fitted with a nipple (the kind baby bottles use) so I can "nurse myself into ecstasy" hands-free while watching the game of kings. Cost - $10,000 to build, $1,000 per day to maintain.

NET DAILY COST OF ALL SEVEN: $35,000 per day without the most important perk - the model in stirrups - or $2,035,000 with.


How's that list?! Im a man of self-indulgence and physical pleasure, eh?
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spazm 05-24-2003 11:40 PM

I would spend it all on dildos

Donnie Gangsta 05-25-2003 12:40 AM

I would buy all the casinos on the strip

Kris 05-25-2003 12:49 AM

i'd have half the ppl on this board killed

KRL 05-25-2003 12:57 AM

95% to charities and then,

I'd like to have fun blowing people's minds with unreal generosity.

Like go to a restaurant and leave the waiter a $10,000 tip.

Go to a strip club, dressed like you have no money, get a lap dance and then give her $5,000.

Go to Dunkin Donuts, when there's a long line, get your coffee and donut and drop a $1000 in the tip jar.

Go to a church, sit through a service, then drop in a check for a million, when they pass the basket.

Call in to the Jerry Lewis Telethon right near the last few minutes and match how much money they've done through the entire show to double it.

Hand one of those dudes at the freeway offramps on crutches that looks like an honest to goodnes out of luck vet a bag filled with $100,000.

Fly over Harlem in New York City in a helicopter and toss out into the wind $1,000,000 in $100 dollar bills.

MetaMan 05-25-2003 12:59 AM

i would create a hover board that could fly pretty dam high,
then as a joke dress up in an alien suite and go up to ppls windows and make noise,

then with this hover board i would save the world by distrubuting rations the all the poor people,

then as they eat i would fly my board into their mines and steal all their gold,

haha fuck u.

dimonka 05-25-2003 01:57 AM

Billy doesn't have even a billion in CASH, I think... But anyway, he has everything he wishes, including world-wide popularity... That's what I'd have if I had his money...everything :)

Kris 05-25-2003 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by dimonka
Billy doesn't have even a billion in CASH, I think... But anyway, he has everything he wishes, including world-wide popularity... That's what I'd have if I had his money...everything :)
oh shame, he's got a couple hundred MILLION in cash. that's why he's good friends w/ warren buffet

bhutocracy 05-25-2003 02:18 AM

build a giant orbiting space laser and an army of winged monkeys to control from my underground lair... barring that.. two chicks at once.

Feivel 05-25-2003 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by manilaheat
I think I would build my own space station with high speed Internet access and move there.

Thats nice

:1orglaugh

Paul Markham 05-25-2003 02:49 AM

KRL has the right idea.

Basically give it to charity and buy a life.

All that money and the most fullfilling thing he has is his work.

Now how sad is that?

Feivel 05-25-2003 03:42 AM

i would buy something to eat cause i'm hungry :)

and an "little" new house, 4-5 cars an so on

:Graucho

Corleone 05-25-2003 03:45 AM

40 billion to africa for the poor ppl
and 10 billion for me and my own island ;)

Reak 05-25-2003 03:54 AM

I would buy all nasty chicks of the world and put them on island buy 5.000 cameras to spy on them while they having Sex take over 200 Cam People to Film them and making pics

I would make a paysite with that content

And make give cash to poor people & irack

slavdogg 05-25-2003 04:26 AM

if i had a million dollar$
would i
i'd spend it all

[Labret] 05-25-2003 04:33 AM

Buy nuclear weapons from a former soviet republic and kill all of you.

FlyingIguana 05-25-2003 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Buy nuclear weapons from a former soviet republic and kill all of you.
then they'll send you to hell. but in the newbie section...

chodadog 05-25-2003 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AkiraSS
That guy is stupid and boring fuck, he will grow old and die without people saying anything nice about him...
http://www.gatesfoundation.org

Your ignorance is astounding.

stocktrader23 05-25-2003 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana


then they'll send you to hell. but in the newbie section...

:1orglaugh

Project-Shadow 05-25-2003 05:44 AM

I'd wipe my fuckin ass with it.
Then smash up my pc and go live in ibiza.

Simple as :1orglaugh


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