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TDF · 05-25-2003, 12:35 AM

is this movie supposed to be in black and white or am I just that fucked up?? wtf?

bhutocracy · 05-25-2003, 12:48 AM

what good would an indie movie be if it weren't in black and white? pshaw.. as if deadman walking and PI have taught us nothing.

WiredGuy · 05-25-2003, 12:49 AM

If its not, than we both got the same kazaa rip

WG

BigFrog · 05-25-2003, 12:52 AM

that movie rocks.
and i was working at a video store when it came out....played it at the store all the time...lol

got that chewbacca song on my harddrive too

DirtyDanza · 05-25-2003, 12:56 AM

oh my god my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.....

in a row?

no,......

TDF · 05-25-2003, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by Dirty_DS
oh my god my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.....

in a row?

no,......

hahah...they did that part a few minutes ago..pretty funny flick

Rodent · 05-25-2003, 01:21 AM

Yeah its suppose to be black and white. Fuckin classic movie, best SilentBob and Jay flick I think.

TDF · 05-25-2003, 01:30 AM

hahahah...she got fucked by a stranger

Swoit · 05-25-2003, 01:31 AM

Classic line from it :

"I want to make fuck
bezerker..."

Heh

Steve

Samantha Cameron · 05-25-2003, 02:28 AM

I'm not even supposed to be here today

candyflip · 05-25-2003, 09:04 AM

"Weed weed weed, smokin' weed, drinkin' beers, doin' coke"

kronic · 05-25-2003, 09:17 AM

My brother-in-law just bought me the New Jersey Trilogies for my birthday. Awesome gift!

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot".

vending_machine · 05-25-2003, 10:12 AM

I believe Clerks only cost about $50k to make, it was very low budget. So of course b&w was the choice as it is cheaper to produce..

My favorite quote:

Quote:

Randal: "Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number four three five two. I'd like to place an order. Okay. I need on each of the following tapes. "Whispers In The Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume Eight", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My hahahaha Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns Three", "Cumming In Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave hahahaha", "Men Alone Two: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips" oh yeah and uh "All Holes Filled With Hard Cock". Yep...oh wait a minute, uh... what was that called again?!"

http://kdidymus.crosswinds.net/clerks.htm

Sarah_Jayne · 05-25-2003, 10:24 AM

my all time fave movie...he couldn't afford colour..maxed out cc's making it. Too many classic lines ...I would be here all night.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-25-2003, 10:25 AM

vending_machine - happy scrappy hero pup ;)

vending_machine · 05-25-2003, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
vending_machine - happy scrappy hero pup ;)

My love for you is like a truck Berserker. Would you like some making fuck Berserker?

Ahh, I love that movie!

Sarah_Jayne · 05-25-2003, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vending_machine

My love for you is like a truck Berserker. Would you like some making fuck Berserker?

Did he say making fuck?

I was once hit on by a guy wearing an olaf t-shirt. It was actually very tempting.

candyflip · 05-25-2003, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vending_machine
I believe Clerks only cost about $50k to make, it was very low budget. So of course b&w was the choice as it is cheaper to produce..

My favorite quote:
http://kdidymus.crosswinds.net/clerks.htm

I think I remember Kevin Smith saying that it was around $37,000 and he financed it using his credit cards.

from me.

candyflip · 05-25-2003, 11:02 AM

While you're all at it. Check out the short lived Clerks cartoor that aired on ABC. You can download some DVD rips off of Kazaa. It's not the movie...but funny nonetheless.

NetRodent · 05-25-2003, 11:07 AM

"There are a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work...Most of them just cheat on you."

Sarah_Jayne · 05-25-2003, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
"There are a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work...Most of them just cheat on you."

God Bless Bob.

PostWhore · 05-25-2003, 12:44 PM

am i the only one that thinks that movie is boring?

vending_machine · 05-25-2003, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PostWhore
am i the only one that thinks that movie is boring?

Yes.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-25-2003, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PostWhore
am i the only one that thinks that movie is boring?

did you ever work in a clerks type job?

PostWhore · 05-25-2003, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc

did you ever work in a clerks type job?

no

Sarah_Jayne · 05-25-2003, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PostWhore

no

then that it explains it. Remember..just because we serve you doesn't mean we like you.

Rockhound · 05-25-2003, 05:10 PM

rd Kevin Smith sold a lot of his comic books to finance the movie and bought them back after movie made a shitload of profit and you can see them in Brodie's room in Mallrats.

Nasty D · 05-25-2003, 06:06 PM

hockey on the roof is classic

ronaldo · 05-26-2003, 09:40 AM

This is probably the funniest Kevin Smith interview I've ever seen.

http://www.viewaskew.com/tv/leno/blackcat.html

mrsexkey · 05-26-2003, 09:59 AM

Kevin Smith grew up in the town that I live in. A few of my employees went to school with him. I live about 1/2 mile from the convenience store that he filmed the movie at. Still looks like a shit hole

-Hank
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Mike AI · 05-26-2003, 10:04 AM

Clerks is a great movie... I think it was made on a budget of like $40k or something...

Made Kevin Smith famous....

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