Can I Get An Award?

[garce]

Yeah its been awhile. I think August 2013. Google did an algorithm update. All my sites disappeared from their listings. No prob. My listing always came back...LOL! Oops! Not this time.

I just finally got fed up with dancing with Google. Pretty much every non-corporate website was removed from their listings. In all honesty I just got tired of looking at dicks. Maybe if I narrowcasted on lesbian I would have tried harder. But no. I ran blowjob and facial sites and I knew a lot of "amateurs" - wives and husbands - I just felt obligated to promote them. I am Canadian. Sorry. They were friends. Friends that bought me a few houses and put my kids through college...

Now I just walk my dog, go fishing, and twiddle my thumbs. I don't even whack off anymore. Immune to porn. I was born in 1963. Ontario was basically North Korea (Still is! Spoiler alert!) until the early 2000s. Sure you could get VHS porn in the '80s and '90s if you knew someone.

But reality was I watched John Holmes and (OMG I LOVE HER) Seka projected on a white wall in my mother's basement.

Is Wifey still around? I know Amber is gone - she told me she was quitting... but what about Dagny? Shit. I first met Wifey around 1995. She was posting to newsgroups back then. Dagny (I will always love you) just a few years later. And Amber. She just vanished. Said she was leaving. She asked me to take down my posts. I did. Never heard from her again. She was a sweetheart. I hope she is well.

Yes I am rambling. I am old now. Just turned 60. Can we talk about Loni Sanders? No?

Why did you read this? This post had nothing to do with the title. Award!

The Most Irrelevant Post By A Canadian Idiot Who Has Been Gone For Ten years

I guess that would be a new category. Is Mike still around. Wrong forum. I still have the TShirt but no effing way I am typing that into my search bar. Oh crap. Out of whiskey. See you in 2033!

[garce]

I did not know that my avatar was changed to Basketcase. Damn. Wait! I agree with the October 2001 signup date. I also remember Lensman posting at Porncity that he had purchased the domain Gofuckyourself.com

Before that Network Solutions would not even let you "POOP". It was a game changer but Lensman did it initially as a joke. Shit. I had all my domains through Network Solutions, It was a bitch to transfer them to DirectNic. It was not cheap.

Speaking of DirectNic... Remember Hurricane Katrina?

Is Porncity still around? Mike! You ok man? I am not visiting that website to check.

[garce]

Also! How the fuck do I have over 7,000 posts? I might have dropped by a few years ago. Pretty sure I "only" had about 4,000 posts.

Mommy I are scared. Love you. Show me your boobs.

Edit: I have to change that avatar. I am thinking Loni Saunders.

[plsureking]

Originally Posted by garce

The Most Irrelevant Post By A Canadian Idiot Who Has Been Gone For Ten years

many old timers are popping back in these days.

you're 4th or 5th in line for most irrelevant Canadian tho!

#

[JesseQuinn]

hey Garce, I remember you cuz you were on your way out of the biz when I first joined. enjoyed your posts. you had that whole acerbic/jaded as fuck wit thing going on, 'twas fun

w/b

if 60 is 'old' then gfy is a retirement home. thought that at 60 one got their 'second wind'? or did clickbait ads on "news" websites lie? so confused, need a cig for some mental clarity

Originally Posted by plsureking

you're 4th or 5th in line for most irrelevant Canadian tho!

hope I'm at least in the top three

[the Shemp]

welcome back ...

[TheLegacy]

Welcome back - try sticking around for a bit we need some good ol posters to bring life back here

[Mr Pheer]

You can have AaronM's Hall of Fame award, since he trolled the awards and never picked it up.

[Major (Tom)]

Originally Posted by garce

Yeah its been awhile. I think August 2013. Google did an algorithm update. All my sites disappeared from their listings. No prob. My listing always came back...LOL! Oops! Not this time.

I just finally got fed up with dancing with Google. Pretty much every non-corporate website was removed from their listings. In all honesty I just got tired of looking at dicks. Maybe if I narrowcasted on lesbian I would have tried harder. But no. I ran blowjob and facial sites and I knew a lot of "amateurs" - wives and husbands - I just felt obligated to promote them. I am Canadian. Sorry. They were friends. Friends that bought me a few houses and put my kids through college...

Now I just walk my dog, go fishing, and twiddle my thumbs. I don't even whack off anymore. Immune to porn. I was born in 1963. Ontario was basically North Korea (Still is! Spoiler alert!) until the early 2000s. Sure you could get VHS porn in the '80s and '90s if you knew someone.

But reality was I watched John Holmes and (OMG I LOVE HER) Seka projected on a white wall in my mother's basement.

Is Wifey still around? I know Amber is gone - she told me she was quitting... but what about Dagny? Shit. I first met Wifey around 1995. She was posting to newsgroups back then. Dagny (I will always love you) just a few years later. And Amber. She just vanished. Said she was leaving. She asked me to take down my posts. I did. Never heard from her again. She was a sweetheart. I hope she is well.

Yes I am rambling. I am old now. Just turned 60. Can we talk about Loni Sanders? No?

Why did you read this? This post had nothing to do with the title. Award!

The Most Irrelevant Post By A Canadian Idiot Who Has Been Gone For Ten years

I guess that would be a new category. Is Mike still around. Wrong forum. I still have the TShirt but no effing way I am typing that into my search bar. Oh crap. Out of whiskey. See you in 2033!

Hey man how you been?

[baddog]

Welcome back, see you in 10 years

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

You can have AaronM's Hall of Fame award, since he trolled the awards and never picked it up.

Did you pick it up for him?

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by baddog

Did you pick it up for him?

LoL you know I don't go do things

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by garce

Friends that bought me a few houses

I never bought a house in Canada and now I am fighting to just survive!

At least it has motivated me to build the tube-killer site.

If you own multiple properties in Canada... you're rich as fuck. You've made it in life.