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garce · 09-09-2023, 01:27 AM

Yeah its been awhile. I think August 2013. Google did an algorithm update. All my sites disappeared from their listings. No prob. My listing always came back...LOL! Oops! Not this time.

I just finally got fed up with dancing with Google. Pretty much every non-corporate website was removed from their listings. In all honesty I just got tired of looking at dicks. Maybe if I narrowcasted on lesbian I would have tried harder. But no. I ran blowjob and facial sites and I knew a lot of "amateurs" - wives and husbands - I just felt obligated to promote them. I am Canadian. Sorry. They were friends. Friends that bought me a few houses and put my kids through college...

Now I just walk my dog, go fishing, and twiddle my thumbs. I don't even whack off anymore. Immune to porn. I was born in 1963. Ontario was basically North Korea (Still is! Spoiler alert!) until the early 2000s. Sure you could get VHS porn in the '80s and '90s if you knew someone.

But reality was I watched John Holmes and (OMG I LOVE HER) Seka projected on a white wall in my mother's basement.

Is Wifey still around? I know Amber is gone - she told me she was quitting... but what about Dagny? Shit. I first met Wifey around 1995. She was posting to newsgroups back then. Dagny (I will always love you) just a few years later. And Amber. She just vanished. Said she was leaving. She asked me to take down my posts. I did. Never heard from her again. She was a sweetheart. I hope she is well.

Yes I am rambling. I am old now. Just turned 60. Can we talk about Loni Sanders? No?

Why did you read this? This post had nothing to do with the title. Award!

The Most Irrelevant Post By A Canadian Idiot Who Has Been Gone For Ten years

I guess that would be a new category. Is Mike still around. Wrong forum. I still have the TShirt but no effing way I am typing that into my search bar. Oh crap. Out of whiskey. See you in 2033!

09-09-2023, 01:27 AM
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Can I Get An Award? Yeah its been awhile. I think August 2013. Google did an algorithm update. All my sites disappeared from their listings. No prob. My listing always came back...LOL! Oops! Not this time. I just finally got fed up with dancing with Google. Pretty much every non-corporate website was removed from their listings. In all honesty I just got tired of looking at dicks. Maybe if I narrowcasted on lesbian I would have tried harder. But no. I ran blowjob and facial sites and I knew a lot of "amateurs" - wives and husbands - I just felt obligated to promote them. I am Canadian. Sorry. They were friends. Friends that bought me a few houses and put my kids through college... Now I just walk my dog, go fishing, and twiddle my thumbs. I don't even whack off anymore. Immune to porn. I was born in 1963. Ontario was basically North Korea (Still is! Spoiler alert!) until the early 2000s. Sure you could get VHS porn in the '80s and '90s if you knew someone. But reality was I watched John Holmes and (OMG I LOVE HER) Seka projected on a white wall in my mother's basement. Is Wifey still around? I know Amber is gone - she told me she was quitting... but what about Dagny? Shit. I first met Wifey around 1995. She was posting to newsgroups back then. Dagny (I will always love you) just a few years later. And Amber. She just vanished. Said she was leaving. She asked me to take down my posts. I did. Never heard from her again. She was a sweetheart. I hope she is well. Yes I am rambling. I am old now. Just turned 60. Can we talk about Loni Sanders? No? Why did you read this? This post had nothing to do with the title. Award! The Most Irrelevant Post By A Canadian Idiot Who Has Been Gone For Ten years I guess that would be a new category. Is Mike still around. Wrong forum. I still have the TShirt but no effing way I am typing that into my search bar. Oh crap. Out of whiskey. See you in 2033!