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Kumpile · 07-09-2023, 12:38 AM

While traveling internationally, going through customs for example, what do you say you do for work?

$5 submissions · 07-09-2023, 05:41 AM

I run a digital content marketing agency

CurrentlySober · 07-09-2023, 09:57 AM

Me: Internet 'stuff'...

If they want more, 'I guide people with their purchasing decisions'

Them: What decisions?

Me: You know, Amazon... Stuff like that.

Them: Do you have a website to show me?

Me: No, I dont. I dont need one.

Them: So how do you do it? How do you 'Guide Them'?

Me: Social Media - I make recommendations

Them: show me your Social Media

Me: Sure (Show Bland Boring Account)

Them: We hear that you like poo?

Me: Do you like poo?

Them: Yes of course... Who doesn't lik poo?

Then we both soil ourselves... Works every time

Well works everytime in my fantasy scenario anyway... Fing is, i cunt a4d2 travel...

JesseQuinn · 07-09-2023, 10:09 AM

before I bought my offline (non adult) biz I just said I did web design. I even made a cover web design site in case anyone asked to see it, but that only happened once

was great for opening int'l bank accounts as well

TheLegacy · 07-09-2023, 10:29 AM

I learned my lesson a long time ago - either say I'm on vacation instead of work related and if asked what I do for work - SEO or helping online websites achieve greater results in traffic etc. That always seems to do it.

RedShoe · 07-09-2023, 11:23 AM

While traveling to Egypt, my travel companion brought some small finger cymbals, and it was enough to arouse the suspicion of the guards. They started going thru their things which distracted them so I could bring all our puppet gear thru. The puppet gear looked shady as fuck, with RC controllers, and wires and and all kinds of electronic mayhem, and they never even bothered searching because all the men guards were busy touching all her clothing.

Yamato · 07-09-2023, 12:14 PM

Aspiring Rapper

dcortez · 07-09-2023, 01:12 PM

Digital marketing and sales consultant.

nikki99 · 07-09-2023, 01:48 PM

photographer (wich is true) but currently on vacations

shimmy2 · 07-09-2023, 02:50 PM

your backstory doesn't matter once they find out youre in adult youre gonna be in detention for 25 hours then deported

dcortez · 07-09-2023, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

your backstory doesn't matter once they find out youre in adult youre gonna be in detention for 25 hours then deported

Why would legal adult industry biz people be deported from US?

Yamato · 07-09-2023, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dcortez

Why would legal adult industry biz people be deported from US?

Because when someone here says "travel", they don't mean visiting aunty SueAnn in Alabama for Thanksgiving.

Look Chang · 07-09-2023, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kumpile

While traveling internationally, going through customs for example, what do you say you do for work?

I document foreign tourists to encourage them to come and visit this country . . .

natkejs · 07-10-2023, 04:59 AM

In immigration: Programming.

In bars: Porn.

BaldBastard · 07-10-2023, 11:43 AM

If you put any occupation that requires an IQ greater than 100 they can hold that against you as I found out once, "Webmaster huh? that's a fairly smart job, no excuses then for not reading the rules then" Limit here is 2.25 litres of booze and I had three 750ml bottles, cunts got me after an 12hr flight and of course I decided to argue.

Wizzo · 07-10-2023, 01:07 PM

Marketing Consultant, only issue I ever ran into was Canada once but did make through.

adultinnovation · 07-10-2023, 01:13 PM

don't you guys ever get sick of working in the bottom of the barrel industry

shimmy2 · 07-10-2023, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dcortez

Why would legal adult industry biz people be deported from US?

Thats a very good question I'd like to know the answer to also.

Retiree · 07-11-2023, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

Thats a very good question I'd like to know the answer to also.

Weren't you deported from CANADA?

CurrentlySober · 07-11-2023, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dcortez

Why would legal adult industry biz people be deported from US?

I was deported from the US - They kept me in Jail for 6 and half months first though...

It wasn't for porn - It was because I'd overstayed my visa - By about 6 years...

Klen · 07-11-2023, 06:17 AM

Online affiliate marketing.

shimmy2 · 07-11-2023, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Retiree

Weren't you deported from CANADA?

Yeah Canada deported me as a permanent resident after 20+ years. Turns out the word permanent has a fluid definition when applied to certain people.

There is no iron behind their own words, the people who used to live in northern america en mass can tell you more about that

2MuchMark · 07-11-2023, 12:02 PM

If you can just say you are visiting... don't say you are "working" at your destination... even if you work online / from home, saying you are working opens up a whole new range of questions.

CaptainHowdy · 07-11-2023, 12:07 PM

Online panhandling . . .

dcortez · 07-11-2023, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

If you can just say you are visiting... don't say you are "working" at your destination... even if you work online / from home, saying you are working opens up a whole new range of questions.

On trips to New York and Los Angeles (from Canada), I told them I was going to negotiate a business deal, which I was, and they let me right through, and wished me luck.

Rochard · 07-11-2023, 12:31 PM

I do email marketing. At this point half of our customers are mainstream.

Publisher Bucks · 07-11-2023, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Marketing Consultant, only issue I ever ran into was Canada once but did make through.

Canada is actually the only place I've ever had an issue too.

For some reason they don't seem to think that 'consulting' or 'marketing' can be done by anyone with a laptop lol

AmeliaG · 07-11-2023, 08:39 PM

Going into Canada, I said I was there for a webmaster convention and showed them flyers for GothicSluts.com

But I am generally not a fan of visiting countries where my existence might be illegal.

pornmasta · 07-12-2023, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

Going into Canada, I said I was there for a webmaster convention and showed them flyers for GothicSluts.com

But I am generally not a fan of visiting countries where my existence might be illegal.

Good point

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AmeliaG Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,571	Going into Canada, I said I was there for a webmaster convention and showed them flyers for GothicSluts.com But I am generally not a fan of visiting countries where my existence might be illegal.