caught my foreskin in my zipper - GoFuckYourself.com

richard · 05-22-2003, 09:41 PM

I put my trousers on to move my car early this morning (to let a mate out of the drive) and went commando [no underwear].

I made sure my manhood was safely tucked away before doing up my zipper, no problems...

when i can to get back into bed, i forgot to take such care, and somehow managed to catch my skin in side the zipper mechanism.

I dont think i've ever felt so vulnerable, dick caught inside the zipper, with no way out other than to rip it off.

Fuck knows how, but God answered my prayers, and i moved the zip just right to free myself, but damn i was scared.

Trust me when i say that it hurts when you catch your dick in your zip, and i urge you to take maximum pre-cautions.

Dunno why i felt the need to share with you. After it happened, i thought "ouch, this is so gunna be a GFY thread".

Spunky · 05-22-2003, 09:42 PM

ow ow ow ow ow ow ...

mastamindz · 05-22-2003, 09:43 PM

My dick is to small to get caught.

dirtyone · 05-22-2003, 09:43 PM

franks and beans

eRock · 05-22-2003, 09:45 PM

CDSmith · 05-22-2003, 09:47 PM

Another strong argument for circumcision.

Jamdin · 05-22-2003, 09:47 PM

I've done that once after drinking too much. It's not fun at all

archer · 05-22-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Another strong argument for circumcision.

absolutely!

PostWhore · 05-22-2003, 09:54 PM

nobull · 05-22-2003, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
franks and beans

kristydoll · 05-22-2003, 10:00 PM

- sorry

nocostporn · 05-22-2003, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richard
zipper mechanism.

I can picture it now *zip* GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN ZIPPER MECHANISM

grogan · 05-22-2003, 11:32 PM

im always super carefull

dont want some weird scar on my dick the rest of my life

GTS Mark · 05-22-2003, 11:40 PM

Now how the hell did you get the beans above the frank??!

DH

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-22-2003, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Another strong argument for circumcision.

Better the foreskin than the head.. don't you think?

CDSmith · 05-23-2003, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov
Better the foreskin than the head.. don't you think?

No, I don't. I've never known anyone that got their head stuck in their fly. I recall getting the loose skin further down caught in the zip a few times in my younger days, but never the head. I would say the foreskin would be like 100 times more susceptible to getting caught than anything else.

and it can hurt like a bitch when anything to do with mr j get's caught in the mechanism. I'm quite happy my parents got me snipped at birth. And anyways, pants were meant to have buttons there, not something with 84 razor sharp teeth.

smack · 05-23-2003, 01:14 AM

read the title, caused me enough mental pain to make me reply. ouch!

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-23-2003, 01:18 AM

Mostly This is the reason I wear a kilt. And to be cool.

drunkdollars · 05-23-2003, 01:19 AM

Good Job

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-23-2003, 01:25 AM

Shutup. You'll be wearing kilt one day, when you're so old your balls hang low enough.

Burtman · 05-23-2003, 03:18 AM

I'm clean as far as having a shmagger goes but I did catch the side of the head in a zipper as kid.

Worst experience ever.

Burtman

adamneve · 05-23-2003, 03:26 AM

ouccccccccch

snowywhite · 05-23-2003, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Another strong argument for circumcision.

richard · 05-23-2003, 06:39 AM

wanna see the pics i took?

heh, j/k.

ServerGenius · 05-23-2003, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by richard
wanna see the pics i took?

heh, j/k.

No thanks it's already pathetic enough.....lol

DynaMite

05-22-2003, 09:41 PM	#1
richard Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: UK Posts: 543	caught my foreskin in my zipper I put my trousers on to move my car early this morning (to let a mate out of the drive) and went commando [no underwear]. I made sure my manhood was safely tucked away before doing up my zipper, no problems... when i can to get back into bed, i forgot to take such care, and somehow managed to catch my skin in side the zipper mechanism. I dont think i've ever felt so vulnerable, dick caught inside the zipper, with no way out other than to rip it off. Fuck knows how, but God answered my prayers, and i moved the zip just right to free myself, but damn i was scared. Trust me when i say that it hurts when you catch your dick in your zip, and i urge you to take maximum pre-cautions. Dunno why i felt the need to share with you. After it happened, i thought "ouch, this is so gunna be a GFY thread". __________________

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