Fucking stealing Old Trash Cans??? - GoFuckYourself.com

Extreme John · 05-21-2003, 08:00 PM

WTF, last night I put a Bungee coard accross the top of this nasty ass old trash can we have, my wife asks today, where I put the trash can, says she looked for it and couldnt find it today. Im like, WHAT it's right where it was I just put a bungee on the thing. So I get up to look, and ofcourse Im thinking "She's crazy" well needless to say either the racoon that was ripping the thing to shreads every night got pissed and took the trash can with him to teach me a lesson, or there's a pretty sad ass loser that wanted to steal an old ass trash can.

Pathetic.... Kinda like this post.

nocostporn · 05-21-2003, 08:02 PM

i needed a place to stay...fuck off

ZoiNk · 05-21-2003, 08:10 PM

Someone probably stole it for the bungee attached.
ZoiNk

twistyneck · 05-21-2003, 08:34 PM

Did you call the police? Are they investigating?

Extreme John · 05-21-2003, 09:00 PM

Ya know I actually decided to skip the cops and made a few phone calls, the FBI, CIA and ATF are all on the scene, no sign up the bungee or anything.. This is really bad.. Hahaha fucking Rocky the strongest Racoon on the planet.

twistyneck · 05-21-2003, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xtc-Xtc
Ya know I actually decided to skip the cops and made a few phone calls, the FBI, CIA and ATF are all on the scene, no sign up the bungee or anything.. This is really bad.. Hahaha fucking Rocky the strongest Racoon on the planet.

It could have been a potential enemy stealing your trash for secrets. If you aren't, you should be shredding everything important that you throw away.

SleazyDream · 05-21-2003, 09:33 PM

i worked one summer job as a trash man - whenever we saw someone with some new stupid idea on their trash cans we got pissed off and threw the whole thing - trash can and all , into the compactor. if someone packed thier lawn grass too tightly into a can - the can and all went, hell if a can smelled bad on a hot day the can went. who was going to do anything to us? - there's nothing worse than collectng trash. We were unionized and couldn't get fired.

just put out a regular can - simple and easy. don't re-invent the wheel. your trash man probally got pissed off and threw the whole thing out.

Jamdin · 05-21-2003, 09:35 PM

You still have trash cans? We have big plastic trash carts that can only fit four super-size trash bags.

Extreme John · 05-22-2003, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i worked one summer job as a trash man - whenever we saw someone with some new stupid idea on their trash cans we got pissed off and threw the whole thing - trash can and all , into the compactor. if someone packed thier lawn grass too tightly into a can - the can and all went, hell if a can smelled bad on a hot day the can went. who was going to do anything to us? - there's nothing worse than collectng trash. We were unionized and couldn't get fired.

just put out a regular can - simple and easy. don't re-invent the wheel. your trash man probally got pissed off and threw the whole thing out.

Ummmm... Yeah.... Ooooookkkkkk..

Probably would agree, but since it was AT NIGHT Im going to say the Trash Kids were'nt out, they were probably making nighty night. Great theory BUT not a likely occurance. Next...

Marcus Aurelius · 05-22-2003, 06:37 AM

its that crazy motherfucker oscar the grouch again, always house shopping in the middle of the night

05-21-2003, 08:00 PM	#1
Extreme John Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Fl Posts: 1,475	Fucking stealing Old Trash Cans??? WTF, last night I put a Bungee coard accross the top of this nasty ass old trash can we have, my wife asks today, where I put the trash can, says she looked for it and couldnt find it today. Im like, WHAT it's right where it was I just put a bungee on the thing. So I get up to look, and ofcourse Im thinking "She's crazy" well needless to say either the racoon that was ripping the thing to shreads every night got pissed and took the trash can with him to teach me a lesson, or there's a pretty sad ass loser that wanted to steal an old ass trash can. Pathetic.... Kinda like this post. __________________ Florida Honnies - Extreme John 51299342

05-21-2003, 08:02 PM	#2
nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	i needed a place to stay...fuck off __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

05-21-2003, 08:10 PM	#3
ZoiNk Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 2,370	Someone probably stole it for the bungee attached. ZoiNk __________________ "People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

05-21-2003, 09:00 PM	#5
Extreme John Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Fl Posts: 1,475	Ya know I actually decided to skip the cops and made a few phone calls, the FBI, CIA and ATF are all on the scene, no sign up the bungee or anything.. This is really bad.. Hahaha fucking Rocky the strongest Racoon on the planet. __________________ Florida Honnies - Extreme John 51299342

05-21-2003, 09:33 PM	#7
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	i worked one summer job as a trash man - whenever we saw someone with some new stupid idea on their trash cans we got pissed off and threw the whole thing - trash can and all , into the compactor. if someone packed thier lawn grass too tightly into a can - the can and all went, hell if a can smelled bad on a hot day the can went. who was going to do anything to us? - there's nothing worse than collectng trash. We were unionized and couldn't get fired. just put out a regular can - simple and easy. don't re-invent the wheel. your trash man probally got pissed off and threw the whole thing out. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

05-21-2003, 08:34 PM	#4
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Did you call the police? Are they investigating?

05-21-2003, 09:35 PM	#8
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	You still have trash cans? We have big plastic trash carts that can only fit four super-size trash bags.

05-22-2003, 06:37 AM	#10
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	its that crazy motherfucker oscar the grouch again, always house shopping in the middle of the night