Fucking stealing Old Trash Cans???
 

WTF, last night I put a Bungee coard accross the top of this nasty ass old trash can we have, my wife asks today, where I put the trash can, says she looked for it and couldnt find it today. Im like, WHAT it's right where it was I just put a bungee on the thing. So I get up to look, and ofcourse Im thinking "She's crazy" well needless to say either the racoon that was ripping the thing to shreads every night got pissed and took the trash can with him to teach me a lesson, or there's a pretty sad ass loser that wanted to steal an old ass trash can.

Pathetic.... Kinda like this post.

i needed a place to stay...fuck off

Someone probably stole it for the bungee attached.
ZoiNk

Did you call the police? Are they investigating?

Ya know I actually decided to skip the cops and made a few phone calls, the FBI, CIA and ATF are all on the scene, no sign up the bungee or anything.. This is really bad.. Hahaha fucking Rocky the strongest Racoon on the planet.

It could have been a potential enemy stealing your trash for secrets. If you aren't, you should be shredding everything important that you throw away.

i worked one summer job as a trash man - whenever we saw someone with some new stupid idea on their trash cans we got pissed off and threw the whole thing - trash can and all , into the compactor. if someone packed thier lawn grass too tightly into a can - the can and all went, hell if a can smelled bad on a hot day the can went. who was going to do anything to us? - there's nothing worse than collectng trash. We were unionized and couldn't get fired.

just put out a regular can - simple and easy. don't re-invent the wheel. your trash man probally got pissed off and threw the whole thing out.

You still have trash cans? We have big plastic trash carts that can only fit four super-size trash bags.

Ummmm... Yeah.... Ooooookkkkkk..

Probably would agree, but since it was AT NIGHT Im going to say the Trash Kids were'nt out, they were probably making nighty night. Great theory BUT not a likely occurance. Next...

its that crazy motherfucker oscar the grouch again, always house shopping in the middle of the night