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Old 05-21-2003, 06:09 PM   #1
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Just figures something out.....

If you take on average one shit per day and each shit lasts on average 5 minutes and you live an average of 72 years, you will end up spending 91.25 days of your life taking a shit.
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Old 05-21-2003, 06:10 PM   #2
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i read my mail when i take a shit
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Old 05-21-2003, 06:11 PM   #3
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I focus on not pushing to hard
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Old 05-21-2003, 06:38 PM   #4
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I focus on not pushing to hard
Just let it "Flow"
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Old 05-21-2003, 07:37 PM   #5
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Old 05-21-2003, 09:06 PM   #6
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Your heart has to beat 100,000 times per day to keep you alive. 35 Million times per year. Nearly 3 Billion times within your entire life.

You have 6 quarts of blood in you. (5.6 Litres) These 6 quarts circulate through your body's veins completely every 20 seconds.
In one day your 6 quarts of blood will travel 12,000 Miles (19,000 Kilometers).

In your lifetime your heart will pump over 1 Million barrels of blood. Enough to fill 3 oil supertankers.

The incredible machine we call the heart is only the size of your fist.

Ponder that.
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Old 05-21-2003, 09:12 PM   #7
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5 minutes per shit?

My bathroom is a small library. I always got a stack of books on the back of the shitter.
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Old 05-21-2003, 09:21 PM   #8
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Your heart has to beat 100,000 times per day to keep you alive. 35 Million times per year. Nearly 3 Billion times within your entire life.

You have 6 quarts of blood in you. (5.6 Litres) These 6 quarts circulate through your body's veins completely every 20 seconds.
In one day your 6 quarts of blood will travel 12,000 Miles (19,000 Kilometers).

In your lifetime your heart will pump over 1 Million barrels of blood. Enough to fill 3 oil supertankers.

The incredible machine we call the heart is only the size of your fist.

Ponder that.
Now that's pretty fuckin cool!...
I knew a website with thousands of cool facts like that...can't find it anymore tough..
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Old 05-21-2003, 09:26 PM   #9
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If it takes you 5 minutes to take a shit you need to see a doctor.
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Old 05-21-2003, 09:29 PM   #10
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for the record i just took a shit
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