Just figures something out.....
 

If you take on average one shit per day and each shit lasts on average 5 minutes and you live an average of 72 years, you will end up spending 91.25 days of your life taking a shit.

i read my mail when i take a shit

I focus on not pushing to hard

Just let it "Flow" :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Your heart has to beat 100,000 times per day to keep you alive. 35 Million times per year. Nearly 3 Billion times within your entire life.

You have 6 quarts of blood in you. (5.6 Litres) These 6 quarts circulate through your body's veins completely every 20 seconds.
In one day your 6 quarts of blood will travel 12,000 Miles (19,000 Kilometers).

In your lifetime your heart will pump over 1 Million barrels of blood. Enough to fill 3 oil supertankers.

The incredible machine we call the heart is only the size of your fist.

Ponder that.

5 minutes per shit?

My bathroom is a small library. I always got a stack of books on the back of the shitter.

Now that's pretty fuckin cool!...
I knew a website with thousands of cool facts like that...can't find it anymore tough..

If it takes you 5 minutes to take a shit you need to see a doctor.

for the record i just took a shit