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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
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How much time do you spend grooming yourself?
How much time do you spend grooming yourself?
Eyebrows- 1 hour 1x week Ball trim --- 30 min 2x week Deep pubic area scrubbing and cleansing 30 min 3x week Chest hair minimilization 2 hours 1x week Tanning 30 min 2x week Posing in front of a mirror 3 min 5x week Achieving the look of a sexy stallion.........priceless |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
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jellyfish
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Will grooming more regulary increase my Q factor ?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Ahaha nooo...
I shower every day and shave my nuts when i see hairs growing, thats about it ![]() I should get a tan tho. |
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#5 |
God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
Posts: 10,601
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You gotta invest in yourself
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#6 |
FUKM ALL!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney
Posts: 38,781
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my g/f grooms me!
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#7 |
want to get in shape
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: on the lake
Posts: 12,329
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do you count the time you spend to wipe your ass , as grooming too? or not that plays a HUGE role in my time frame daily!
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OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
Posts: 12,651
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shower in the morning, shower at night.
haven't had a haircut in 20 years, haven't shaved in 20 years
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Valley
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Shit, I don't even comb my hair. Ever. Maybe that's my problem.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Riverside Ca.
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10 mins tops. Thats to buzz my own hair, shave & cut my fingernails tow nails.
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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
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So post a picture of you in a swimsuit so we can see what all this achieves.
Some of us are already beautiful and a quick shower in the morning seems to suffice. ![]() |
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Too old to care
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So post a picture so we can see the reult of all this grooming, come on let us view your beautiful bod.
However some of us only need a couple of showere to attain perfection. ![]() |
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#15 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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I havn't taken a shower for a week
When I am at the supermarket , people move away from me. I stink real bad, but I don't give a fuck. |
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holla
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: KFC
Posts: 11,769
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My time is coming...
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Europe --- eMail: service(at)badasscompany.com --- ICQ: 60288510
Posts: 7,476
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and where is the time going in a gym?
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I need a beer
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A shower and shave a day is all I need..
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Still lost
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I dont time myself for the rest of the things but time in front of mirrors... at least 5 hrs a week.
Cause Im putting into consideration the time spent taking a quick peek at myself at each reflective glass I see when outdoors. |
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The Profiler
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#23 |
Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Cowtown, USA
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Juicy for President in 2004!
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#24 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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30 min if I'm in a hurry... 40-45 or longer to get glammed up to the max. That's not including hair. Hair by itself takes around 35 min just to blow dry because I have long layers and I gotta blow dry section by section with a round ceramic brush to curl the layers so takes awhile.
I'm high maintenance. |
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So Fucking Banned
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#26 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
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Half an hour a day tops.
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#27 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Wherever I want
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lets just say that i like to be really, really clean and nice-smelling.
there are ladies out there, you know. |
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#28 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Closer than you think
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I'm a low maintenance kind of guy...but I still smell nice...
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#29 |
Traffillionaire
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Thats so metro.....it takes me an hour to shower, get dressed etc. And I get a tan once every two weeks, and some other shit....
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#30 |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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when in a hurry...15 minutes
when not...1 hour!
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#31 |
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Location: USA
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Know whats messed up? this thread took almost a year to get its 1st reply, take a look :-)
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