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Old 05-21-2003, 07:36 PM   #1
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How much time do you spend grooming yourself?

How much time do you spend grooming yourself?

Eyebrows- 1 hour 1x week

Ball trim --- 30 min 2x week

Deep pubic area scrubbing and cleansing 30 min 3x week

Chest hair minimilization 2 hours 1x week

Tanning 30 min 2x week

Posing in front of a mirror 3 min 5x week

Achieving the look of a sexy stallion.........priceless
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Old 03-20-2004, 07:55 AM   #2
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Old 03-20-2004, 07:59 AM   #3
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Will grooming more regulary increase my Q factor ?
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Old 03-20-2004, 07:59 AM   #4
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Ahaha nooo...

I shower every day and shave my nuts when i see hairs growing, thats about it

I should get a tan tho.
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:00 AM   #5
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You gotta invest in yourself
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:01 AM   #6
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my g/f grooms me!
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:03 AM   #7
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do you count the time you spend to wipe your ass , as grooming too? or not that plays a HUGE role in my time frame daily!
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:03 AM   #8
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shower in the morning, shower at night.
haven't had a haircut in 20 years, haven't shaved in 20 years
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:04 AM   #9
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Shit, I don't even comb my hair. Ever. Maybe that's my problem.
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:09 AM   #10
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How much time do you spend grooming yourself?

Eyebrows- 1 hour 1x week
Ball trim --- 30 min 2x week
Deep pubic area scrubbing and cleansing 30 min 3x week
Chest hair minimilization 2 hours 1x week
Tanning 30 min 2x week
Posing in front of a mirror 3 min 5x week
Achieving the look of a sexy stallion.........priceless
You forgot 'manicure' ..
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:09 AM   #11
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You forgot 'manicure' ..
and pedicure
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:13 AM   #12
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10 mins tops. Thats to buzz my own hair, shave & cut my fingernails tow nails.
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:26 AM   #13
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So post a picture of you in a swimsuit so we can see what all this achieves.

Some of us are already beautiful and a quick shower in the morning seems to suffice.
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:45 AM   #14
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So post a picture so we can see the reult of all this grooming, come on let us view your beautiful bod.

However some of us only need a couple of showere to attain perfection.
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Old 03-20-2004, 09:31 AM   #15
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I havn't taken a shower for a week
When I am at the supermarket , people move away from me.
I stink real bad, but I don't give a fuck.
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Old 03-20-2004, 09:35 AM   #16
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my g/f grooms me!

same
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Old 03-20-2004, 11:27 AM   #17
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and where is the time going in a gym?
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Old 03-20-2004, 11:28 AM   #18
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A shower and shave a day is all I need..
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Old 03-20-2004, 11:30 AM   #19
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How much time do you spend grooming yourself?

Eyebrows- 1 hour 1x week

Ball trim --- 30 min 2x week

Deep pubic area scrubbing and cleansing 30 min 3x week

Chest hair minimilization 2 hours 1x week

Tanning 30 min 2x week

Posing in front of a mirror 3 min 5x week

Achieving the look of a sexy stallion.........priceless
you neglected to mention a trip to the store to get a bottle of "dep" 3 to 5 times a week
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Old 03-20-2004, 11:33 AM   #20
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you neglected to mention a trip to the store to get a bottle of "dep" 3 to 5 times a week
I am on auto delivery with the company they ship automatically
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Old 03-20-2004, 12:50 PM   #21
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I dont time myself for the rest of the things but time in front of mirrors... at least 5 hrs a week.

Cause Im putting into consideration the time spent taking a quick peek at myself at each reflective glass I see when outdoors.
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Old 03-20-2004, 01:00 PM   #22
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and pedicure
and walcure...
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Old 06-05-2004, 12:56 AM   #23
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Old 06-05-2004, 01:01 AM   #24
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30 min if I'm in a hurry... 40-45 or longer to get glammed up to the max. That's not including hair. Hair by itself takes around 35 min just to blow dry because I have long layers and I gotta blow dry section by section with a round ceramic brush to curl the layers so takes awhile.
I'm high maintenance.

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Old 06-05-2004, 01:10 AM   #25
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Old 06-05-2004, 01:28 AM   #26
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Old 06-05-2004, 02:24 AM   #27
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lets just say that i like to be really, really clean and nice-smelling.

there are ladies out there, you know.
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Old 06-05-2004, 02:37 AM   #28
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I'm a low maintenance kind of guy...but I still smell nice...
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Old 06-05-2004, 02:47 AM   #29
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Thats so metro.....it takes me an hour to shower, get dressed etc. And I get a tan once every two weeks, and some other shit....
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Old 06-05-2004, 03:04 AM   #30
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Know whats messed up? this thread took almost a year to get its 1st reply, take a look :-)
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