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Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 518
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Just figures something out.....
If you take on average one shit per day and each shit lasts on average 5 minutes and you live an average of 72 years, you will end up spending 91.25 days of your life taking a shit.
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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i read my mail when i take a shit
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#3 |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 518
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I focus on not pushing to hard
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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Your heart has to beat 100,000 times per day to keep you alive. 35 Million times per year. Nearly 3 Billion times within your entire life.
You have 6 quarts of blood in you. (5.6 Litres) These 6 quarts circulate through your body's veins completely every 20 seconds. In one day your 6 quarts of blood will travel 12,000 Miles (19,000 Kilometers). In your lifetime your heart will pump over 1 Million barrels of blood. Enough to fill 3 oil supertankers. The incredible machine we call the heart is only the size of your fist. Ponder that.
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#7 |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг
Posts: 10,945
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5 minutes per shit?
My bathroom is a small library. I always got a stack of books on the back of the shitter. |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: MTL
Posts: 5,060
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I knew a website with thousands of cool facts like that...can't find it anymore tough..
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Corona Del Mar, CA
Posts: 10,520
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If it takes you 5 minutes to take a shit you need to see a doctor.
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