Anyone need C++ apps written? - GoFuckYourself.com

Fappeddotcom · 05-20-2003, 03:41 PM

4 years of C++ experience. Very reasonable rates depending on the breadth of the project. Also have some experience in Java, j.ava.script, cgi, and HTML.

Sorry for the spam. Contact me for an estimate on your project.
tcburn2002[at]yahoo.com

Juicy D. Links · 05-20-2003, 03:51 PM

i need a script that will calculate my monthly expenses on bitches in order to get laid. Also if i get blue balled it has to calulate the loss for my taxes. I need it to tell me the good times of the month that my chances of getting my balls tickled will be so i can go clubbling. I also need it to tell me the amount of sprays of cologne i need to maximize my potential of getting laid.

How much?

TheMob · 05-20-2003, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
i need a script that will calculate my monthly expenses on bitches in order to get laid. Also if i get blue balled it has to calulate the loss for my taxes. I need it to tell me the good times of the month that my chances of getting my balls tickled will be so i can go clubbling. I also need it to tell me the amount of sprays of cologne i need to maximize my potential of getting laid.

How much?

Hmm.. that could be a big commercial success.

Fappeddotcom · 05-20-2003, 03:58 PM

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i need a script that will calculate my monthly expenses on bitches in order to get laid.

Do you mind the app horizontally scrolling a few pages

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Also if i get blue balled it has to calulate the loss for my taxes.

I hear TurboTax has an option for this.

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I need it to tell me the good times of the month that my chances of getting my balls tickled will be so i can go clubbling.

Top o' my head guess would be the week when you feel most limber so you can stick your head between your legs and tickle your own balls.

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I also need it to tell me the amount of sprays of cologne i need to maximize my potential of getting laid.

I would need to know what kind of cologne, obviously.

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How much?

Fappeddotcom · 05-20-2003, 06:13 PM

Thank you for the responses so far. I will get back to those that e-mailed within 24 hours with details on the project(s) you've requested.

stevo · 05-20-2003, 06:27 PM

RE: Anyone need C++ apps written?

Ill probably take computer science 1 and 2 the next few semesters (mainly c++ & java) How much for you to do my homework assignments? And if i pay all your expenses will you fly down to Florida for the test taking days?

Fappeddotcom · 05-20-2003, 06:40 PM

You can pay me in Florida babes ;)

Bulworth · 05-20-2003, 06:49 PM

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Anyone need C++ apps written?

Yes, please write an Outlook worm which completely uninstalls Outlook from each victim immediately after propagating... No pay but you'd be a hero!

Can you tell I've had one too many support@microsoft emails today :D

seven · 05-20-2003, 06:52 PM

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RE: Anyone need C++ apps written?

Ill probably take computer science 1 and 2 the next few semesters (mainly c++ & java) How much for you to do my homework assignments? And if i pay all your expenses will you fly down to Florida for the test taking days?

If you have a pretty sister I could get a bj from I would like to tutor you for free

(sorry fapped, couldn't help jacking in your thread hehe)

wimpy · 05-20-2003, 07:58 PM

What's the difference between C++ and plain old C?

Backov · 05-20-2003, 08:02 PM

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What's the difference between C++ and plain old C?

C++ is 1 better.

Sorry, programmer humor.

fnet · 05-20-2003, 09:44 PM

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What's the difference between C++ and plain old C?

C is a structured programming language. C++ is hybrid language which is part structured language (a proper superset of c) and part object oriented language, which harbors the secret sacrilege of wanting to be a prototyping language.

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SilverTab · 05-20-2003, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by fnet

C is a structured programming language. C++ is hybrid language which is part structured language (a proper superset of c) and part object oriented language, which harbors the secret sacrilege of wanting to be a prototyping language.

Was that helpful at all?

Quite clever...

And java is fully object-oriented...everything in java is an object...

Libertine · 05-20-2003, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by fnet

C is a structured programming language. C++ is hybrid language which is part structured language (a proper superset of c) and part object oriented language, which harbors the secret sacrilege of wanting to be a prototyping language.

Was that helpful at all?

Which results in C being slightly faster, and C++ being more suitable for large projects, team projects, creating easily reusable code etc.

EscortBiz · 05-20-2003, 09:53 PM

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Libertine · 05-20-2003, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Fappeddotcom
4 years of C++ experience. Very reasonable rates depending on the breadth of the project. Also have some experience in Java, j.ava.script, cgi, and HTML.

Sorry for the spam. Contact me for an estimate on your project.
tcburn2002[at]yahoo.com

*nix or windows?

fnet · 05-20-2003, 10:09 PM

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Which results in C being slightly faster, and C++ being more suitable for large projects, team projects, creating easily reusable code etc.

Speed depends on what libraries (the rtl for the general case) are being loaded and used, how efficient the code is. People write fast apps in C for boring reasons. It's simple. Most people don't need C++ for their tiny little app. Speed comes down load time and the code that has to repeat... the code that loops and anything it has to call. In either C or C++ you can make asm {} block calls which are mostly macroized opcodes- register manipulation. and that's as bit and crafty and fast as you're going to get if performance is critical.

genetic algorithms and smarter cpus are another way to think about that though.

With both languages you have complete control of performance.

seven · 05-21-2003, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by fnet
People write fast apps in C for boring reasons. It's simple. Most people don't need C++ for their tiny little app. Speed comes down load time and the code that has to repeat... the code that loops and anything it has to call. In either C or C++ you can make asm {} block calls which are mostly macroized opcodes- register manipulation. genetic algorithms and smarter cpus are another way to think about that though.

I agree. If your processor is fast enough thou you won't notice much diff. However, if it wasn't about web developing I'd say if you want fast you use Delphi

or use Pascal for small probs. I wish Delphi could be used for web apps

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05-20-2003, 06:27 PM	#6
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