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i need a script that will calculate my monthly expenses on bitches in order to get laid.
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Do you mind the app horizontally scrolling a few pages
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Also if i get blue balled it has to calulate the loss for my taxes.
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I hear TurboTax has an option for this.
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I need it to tell me the good times of the month that my chances of getting my balls tickled will be so i can go clubbling.
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Top o' my head guess would be the week when you feel most limber so you can stick your head between your legs and tickle your own balls.
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I also need it to tell me the amount of sprays of cologne i need to maximize my potential of getting laid.
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I would need to know what kind of cologne, obviously.
