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TaDoW · 05-20-2003, 08:46 AM

Have the banana companies been engineering stronger necks on the peels? I haven't been able to open a banana the "normal" way for months now because the necks/stems are so strong that in order to for them to crack open I end up brutalizing the top half of the naner!

anyone else notice this shit?

mastamindz · 05-20-2003, 08:47 AM

The monkeys are evolving. So in order for the universe to sync properly, the bananas must evolve as well.

iroc409 · 05-20-2003, 08:48 AM

buy yellower banananananananas.

stocktrader23 · 05-20-2003, 08:49 AM

Hmm, I'd say that regardless of whether or not the bananas have a harder peel you are in fact crazy.

TaDoW · 05-20-2003, 08:49 AM

while I'll admit that this latest one was green on top - most of them have been yellow, and even starting to turn brown (some of em) ... really bizarre

Krimsin · 05-20-2003, 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by TaDoW
Have the banana companies been engineering stronger necks on the peels? I haven't been able to open a banana the "normal" way for months now because the necks/stems are so strong that in order to for them to crack open I end up brutalizing the top half of the naner!

anyone else notice this shit?

You are absolutely right. You have to be. I've been having the same issues. I can't figure it out. It used to be, (even when I was 8 so I know this isn't a strength issue) I could just rip those peels right off there. Now I cant even crack a motha fucka without smooshing the banana all to hell. What gives! I quit eating bananas because of it. But then yesterday a co-worker gave me one, and I had to re-live the experience again! Tragic.

Cheers!

Carol@Pixipay · 05-20-2003, 08:59 AM

All banana problems aside I think you are crazy! Maybe you could consider curling more than a beer to pump up those arms!

iroc409 · 05-20-2003, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by TaDoW
while I'll admit that this latest one was green on top - most of them have been yellow, and even starting to turn brown (some of em) ... really bizarre

you should wait until they are really brown and then make choclate chip banana outmeal cookies. yum.

KRL · 05-20-2003, 09:00 AM

Same here. I suspect they are using genetically manipulated seeds for the banana trees to produce stronger and greater crops.

Like given the bananas the equivalent of steroids.

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TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	while I'll admit that this latest one was green on top - most of them have been yellow, and even starting to turn brown (some of em) ... really bizarre __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

05-20-2003, 08:59 AM	#7
Carol@Pixipay I have traffic for sale Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,118	All banana problems aside I think you are crazy! Maybe you could consider curling more than a beer to pump up those arms!

05-20-2003, 09:00 AM	#9
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