Rant I accidentally bought single-ply TP - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 10-19-2021, 12:34 PM

I have no idea the last time I had that stuff in my home.

I will be giving it to homeless people around here.

CurrentlySober · 10-19-2021, 12:41 PM

Sending positive thoughts, hope 'n prayers. Stay strong brother x

InfoGuy · 10-19-2021, 12:45 PM

blackmonsters · 10-19-2021, 01:12 PM

Colmike9 · 10-19-2021, 01:17 PM

baddog · 10-19-2021, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Sending positive thoughts, hope 'n prayers. Stay strong brother x

I knew you could relate.

baddog · 10-19-2021, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by InfoGuy

I thought about giving it away at Halloween but quickly thought better of it.

baddog · 10-19-2021, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike9

This stuff is so thin, that might be how it was done.

CurrentlySober · 10-19-2021, 01:42 PM

Kinda like a gateway roll, if you get my meaning, so please be careful...

You start off with double ply, then get used to single, and before you know it, you've joined me on the darkside where you dont bother to use any at all...

OneHungLo · 10-19-2021, 02:45 PM

One of the sweet luxuries I miss. I live out in the sticks, and since there is no sewer system here our TP has to be "septic safe" i.e. single ply.

baddog · 10-19-2021, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Kinda like a gateway roll, if you get my meaning, so please be careful...

You start off with double ply, then get used to single, and before you know it, you've joined me on the darkside where you dont bother to use any at all...

I call it the 30 Day Challenge.

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

One of the sweet luxuries I miss. I live out in the sticks, and since there is no sewer system here our TP has to be "septic safe" i.e. single ply.

Yeah, several years ago I bought a house in Indiana; that shit hadn't even crossed my mind, but it was a factor.

BaldBastard · 10-19-2021, 03:44 PM

Helpful tip video.

blackmonsters · 10-19-2021, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

Helpful tip video.

ruff · 10-19-2021, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by InfoGuy

One ply is the weapon of choice for Halloween terrorists. It stays where it's thrown, but I personally don't know anything about that and I was never here.

k0nr4d · 10-19-2021, 11:50 PM

I remember once I was visiting my dad in Toronto, and went to take a shit. God damn, he had the fucking nicest toilet paper I've ever touched. It had the consistency of cloth. I felt like wiping my ass had cost him a fortune. The best I was able to find here was 3-ply but it was nothing even close to that.

As for the best toilet paper from the functionality perspective, the thick single-ply is, while almost painful to use, the best at "gathering".

baddog · 10-20-2021, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

Helpful tip video.

He was using two-ply. I have a friend (she used to post here) that spent a lot of time in India; she said it was all about sand and one square of TP.

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

As for the best toilet paper from the functionality perspective, the thick single-ply is, while almost painful to use, the best at "gathering".

This is VERY thin single-ply. You can see through it.

Colmike9 · 10-20-2021, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I remember once I was visiting my dad in Toronto, and went to take a shit. God damn, he had the fucking nicest toilet paper I've ever touched. It had the consistency of cloth. I felt like wiping my ass had cost him a fortune. The best I was able to find here was 3-ply but it was nothing even close to that.
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Sounds like Charmin

ruff · 10-20-2021, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I remember once I was visiting my dad in Toronto, and went to take a shit. God damn, he had the fucking nicest toilet paper I've ever touched. It had the consistency of cloth. I felt like wiping my ass had cost him a fortune. The best I was able to find here was 3-ply but it was nothing even close to that.

As for the best toilet paper from the functionality perspective, the thick single-ply is, while almost painful to use, the best at "gathering".

Konrad, are you sure it wasn't the guest towel?

Mr Pheer · 10-21-2021, 01:22 AM

I thought everyone had a bidet now from the last time we ran out of toilet paper?

I've got about 100 rolls stored under my stairs. The good quilted stuff, not that sandpaper that Baddog bought

baddog · 10-21-2021, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I thought everyone had a bidet now from the last time we ran out of toilet paper?

I've got about 100 rolls stored under my stairs. The good quilted stuff, not that sandpaper that Baddog bought

This stuffisn't thick enough to be sandpaper.

CurrentlySober · 10-21-2021, 08:17 AM

When are this years GFY awards due to start? I want to enter this, under the 'Educational' thread of the year.

candyflip · 10-21-2021, 12:02 PM

That's the horrible shit we have to keep in the RV.

Look Chang · 10-21-2021, 08:14 PM

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