GFY: Summarized - GoFuckYourself.com

Pipecrew · 05-17-2003, 07:56 PM

Quickest way to figure out when someone has NOO clue about webmastering ;)

GFY Threads:

HI Everyone I'm new.
So Who's the best domain registrar?
Spam me with hosting.
My hosting died, need dedicated servers..spam me!
Who's the best designer?
Spam me with content providers.
Where can I buy this content?
Spam me with feeds.
Whos' the best biller nowadays?
MPA2 pros and cons.
Need gallery templates.
WE ARE HIRING. tgp submitter $5/hour
ONE TIME ANNOUNCEMENT: THE NEXT ARS!
Free Porn Is Killing this industry, down with Tgp's

m0rph3us · 05-17-2003, 07:56 PM

haha good one Pipe

pipp · 05-17-2003, 07:59 PM

mhm !

05-17-2003, 08:02 PM

you fucking newbie - here's some more obvious ones:

Spam me with hosted galleries
content provider contests
banner contests

Jon2 · 05-17-2003, 08:02 PM

Jon

greentea · 05-17-2003, 08:02 PM

i need traffic help

KRL · 05-17-2003, 08:04 PM

You forgot the BIGGEST ONE!

What is BP4L?

MattO · 05-17-2003, 08:07 PM

What about

"how do I get one of those T-Shirts?"

(I guss that's not really on topic as it has nothing to do with webmastering)

Pipecrew · 05-17-2003, 08:08 PM

Movie Site ones are good too

Are Movie Sites Profitable?
Spam me with Movie Content Providers.
What Format Should I make Movies in?
How Do I cut and Edit Movies?
Who can edit and cut movies for me?
Who can offer me a 100mbit cogent line?
Good Movie Feeds, Who has em?
How Do I rip and encode Dvds?
Trials or No Trials?
Who Wants to Make money promoting my movie site?
How do I take Movie Screenshots?
Just Added 60 free hosted Movie Galleries.
Is it cool to offer Free Trials?
Who makes Movie Gallery Templates?
Who Submits Movie galleries?
Anyone Make Movie Trailers?
Movie Site for Sale, 20 members.

AngelAllgood · 05-17-2003, 08:33 PM

Theo · 05-17-2003, 08:39 PM

WHICH IS THE BEST SPONSOR?
$50/TRIAL IS TRUE?
MOUSEOVER CODE NEEDED
STILL ANY MONEY AT TGPS?
DO SPAMMERS MAKE MONEY?
CHOKER TRAFFIC ANY GOOD?
BEST NICHE?
BEST PROCESSOR?
BEST FREE TRAFFIC SOURCES?
POPUP CODE NEEDED
IS THIS THE END OF PORN?
and finally

WHAT'S YOUR OTHER JOB?

greentea · 05-17-2003, 08:42 PM

how do i contact lensman
lensman contact me now
the huns yellow pages help
password sites help

Fletch XXX · 05-17-2003, 08:43 PM

you forgot the fletch lyrics threads man. ;)

asuna · 05-17-2003, 08:43 PM

don't forget the
GFY: Summarized
ones!

greentea · 05-17-2003, 08:47 PM

i sell domain hotfuck-xxx-sexxxx-com $ 5,000

dapproid · 05-17-2003, 08:56 PM

Austin Powersh and Farshaaa

Could someone explain what HTML is, and perhaps also what a browser is? And what porn is??

CDSmith · 05-17-2003, 09:11 PM

Where to get paid traffic?

Oh wait, I like those ones.

Why · 05-17-2003, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qualitythumbs

Jon

omg i laughed so hard when i read this one. where do ya'll find these?

Bobby Fissure · 05-17-2003, 09:22 PM

"Hey, take a look at this picture of my weed. This makes me a very cool person."

cherrylula · 05-17-2003, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
"Hey, take a look at this picture of my weed. This makes me a very cool person."

pics?

maxjohan · 05-17-2003, 09:26 PM

funny

You forgot: Make $5 an hour flipping burgers..read

Nina · 05-17-2003, 09:29 PM

don't leave these out:

show us your tits?

and...

would you hit it?
would you hit it part 2?
would you hit it part 3?

quiet · 05-17-2003, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
don't leave these out:

show us your tits?

and...

would you hit it?
would you hit it part 2?
would you hit it part 3?

a fucking men

clickpimp · 05-17-2003, 09:32 PM

do sponsors shave?

CDSmith · 05-17-2003, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
don't leave these out:

show us your tits?

and...

would you hit it?
would you hit it part 2?
would you hit it part 3?

<img SRC="http://www.nina-knows-best.com/images/cartoon60x60.jpg" align=LEFT>

<--- I'd hit it.

greentea · 05-17-2003, 09:33 PM

how do i get listed in google?

Fletch XXX · 05-17-2003, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
<img SRC="http://www.nina-knows-best.com/images/cartoon60x60.jpg" align=LEFT>

<--- I'd hit it.

cherrylula · 05-17-2003, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
"Hey, take a look at this picture of my weed. This makes me a very cool person."

greentea · 05-17-2003, 11:07 PM

1 million uniques = $80?

greentea · 05-18-2003, 10:43 AM

Paypal will no longer accept adult sites?

mjrools23 · 05-18-2003, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
"Hey, take a look at this picture of my weed. This makes me a very cool person."

and beer

greentea · 05-18-2003, 12:37 PM

How do you check your stats?

Jon2 · 05-18-2003, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
don't leave these out:

show us your tits?

and...

would you hit it?
would you hit it part 2?
would you hit it part 3?

Jon

greentea · 05-18-2003, 12:45 PM

greentea · 05-18-2003, 01:52 PM

tennis ace were are you?

Rich · 05-18-2003, 01:54 PM

A guy who gets paid to kiss Like Whoa's ass all day, making fun of other people. Priceless.

greentea · 05-18-2003, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
A guy who gets paid to kiss Like Whoa's ass all day, making fun of other people. Priceless.

your referring to me?

Rich · 05-18-2003, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

your referring to me?

Do you have an adult centro button in your sig?

greentea · 05-18-2003, 02:01 PM

ah i realize now your talking about the thread starter

Pipecrew · 05-18-2003, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
A guy who gets paid to kiss Like Whoa's ass all day, making fun of other people. Priceless.

Beats Unemployment huh? Shouldnt you be setting an example infront of your children? Like cleaning your bong infront of them again? You will be one hell of a father when they are older. Burnout.

Rich · 05-18-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew

Beats Unemployment huh? Shouldnt you be setting an example infront of your children? Like cleaning your bong infront of them again? You will be one hell of a father when they are older. Burnout.

Gianni Uomo · 05-18-2003, 06:58 PM

BoneProne For Life!

Interlude · 05-18-2003, 08:04 PM

Are you giving the Bush daughters shit for drinking? Who gives a shit? I drink more in a week than they do in a year.

Why · 05-19-2003, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

thats some fucked up shit. who in the fuck would do that to such a cool machine?

05-17-2003, 07:56 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	GFY: Summarized Quickest way to figure out when someone has NOO clue about webmastering ;) GFY Threads: HI Everyone I'm new. So Who's the best domain registrar? Spam me with hosting. My hosting died, need dedicated servers..spam me! Who's the best designer? Spam me with content providers. Where can I buy this content? Spam me with feeds. Whos' the best biller nowadays? MPA2 pros and cons. Need gallery templates. WE ARE HIRING. tgp submitter $5/hour ONE TIME ANNOUNCEMENT: THE NEXT ARS! Free Porn Is Killing this industry, down with Tgp's Last edited by Pipecrew; 05-17-2003 at 07:58 PM..

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Movie Site ones are good too Are Movie Sites Profitable? Spam me with Movie Content Providers. What Format Should I make Movies in? How Do I cut and Edit Movies? Who can edit and cut movies for me? Who can offer me a 100mbit cogent line? Good Movie Feeds, Who has em? How Do I rip and encode Dvds? Trials or No Trials? Who Wants to Make money promoting my movie site? How do I take Movie Screenshots? Just Added 60 free hosted Movie Galleries. Is it cool to offer Free Trials? Who makes Movie Gallery Templates? Who Submits Movie galleries? Anyone Make Movie Trailers? Movie Site for Sale, 20 members. Last edited by Pipecrew; 05-17-2003 at 08:13 PM..

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pipp Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Where the sun don't shine Posts: 1,185	mhm !

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	WHICH IS THE BEST SPONSOR? $50/TRIAL IS TRUE? MOUSEOVER CODE NEEDED STILL ANY MONEY AT TGPS? DO SPAMMERS MAKE MONEY? CHOKER TRAFFIC ANY GOOD? BEST NICHE? BEST PROCESSOR? BEST FREE TRAFFIC SOURCES? POPUP CODE NEEDED IS THIS THE END OF PORN? and finally WHAT'S YOUR OTHER JOB?

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05-17-2003, 09:11 PM	#17
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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	how do i get listed in google? __________________ blunts

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	1 million uniques = $80? __________________ blunts

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Paypal will no longer accept adult sites? __________________ blunts

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	How do you check your stats? __________________ blunts

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	__________________ blunts

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	tennis ace were are you? __________________ blunts Last edited by greentea; 05-18-2003 at 01:55 PM..

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