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Pipecrew 05-17-2003 07:56 PM

GFY: Summarized
 
Quickest way to figure out when someone has NOO clue about webmastering ;)



GFY Threads:

HI Everyone I'm new.
So Who's the best domain registrar?
Spam me with hosting.
My hosting died, need dedicated servers..spam me!
Who's the best designer?
Spam me with content providers.
Where can I buy this content?
Spam me with feeds.
Whos' the best biller nowadays?
MPA2 pros and cons.
Need gallery templates.
WE ARE HIRING. tgp submitter $5/hour
ONE TIME ANNOUNCEMENT: THE NEXT ARS!
Free Porn Is Killing this industry, down with Tgp's

m0rph3us 05-17-2003 07:56 PM

haha good one Pipe :winkwink:

pipp 05-17-2003 07:59 PM

mhm !

X37375787 05-17-2003 08:02 PM

you fucking newbie - here's some more obvious ones:



Spam me with hosted galleries
content provider contests
banner contests

Jon2 05-17-2003 08:02 PM

http://www.cyberwebextreme.com/motherangelica.jpg

Jon

greentea 05-17-2003 08:02 PM

i need traffic help

KRL 05-17-2003 08:04 PM

You forgot the BIGGEST ONE!

What is BP4L?

MattO 05-17-2003 08:07 PM

What about


"how do I get one of those T-Shirts?"


(I guss that's not really on topic as it has nothing to do with webmastering)

Pipecrew 05-17-2003 08:08 PM

Movie Site ones are good too :)



Are Movie Sites Profitable?
Spam me with Movie Content Providers.
What Format Should I make Movies in?
How Do I cut and Edit Movies?
Who can edit and cut movies for me?
Who can offer me a 100mbit cogent line?
Good Movie Feeds, Who has em?
How Do I rip and encode Dvds?
Trials or No Trials?
Who Wants to Make money promoting my movie site?
How do I take Movie Screenshots?
Just Added 60 free hosted Movie Galleries.
Is it cool to offer Free Trials?
Who makes Movie Gallery Templates?
Who Submits Movie galleries?
Anyone Make Movie Trailers?
Movie Site for Sale, 20 members.

AngelAllgood 05-17-2003 08:33 PM

:1orglaugh

Theo 05-17-2003 08:39 PM

WHICH IS THE BEST SPONSOR?
$50/TRIAL IS TRUE?
MOUSEOVER CODE NEEDED
STILL ANY MONEY AT TGPS?
DO SPAMMERS MAKE MONEY?
CHOKER TRAFFIC ANY GOOD?
BEST NICHE?
BEST PROCESSOR?
BEST FREE TRAFFIC SOURCES?
POPUP CODE NEEDED
IS THIS THE END OF PORN?
and finally





WHAT'S YOUR OTHER JOB?

greentea 05-17-2003 08:42 PM

how do i contact lensman
lensman contact me now
the huns yellow pages help
password sites help

Fletch XXX 05-17-2003 08:43 PM

you forgot the fletch lyrics threads man. ;)


:glugglug

asuna 05-17-2003 08:43 PM

don't forget the
GFY: Summarized
ones!

greentea 05-17-2003 08:47 PM

i sell domain hotfuck-xxx-sexxxx-com $ 5,000

dapproid 05-17-2003 08:56 PM

Austin Powersh and Farshaaa

Could someone explain what HTML is, and perhaps also what a browser is? And what porn is??

CDSmith 05-17-2003 09:11 PM

Where to get paid traffic?




Oh wait, I like those ones. :Graucho

Why 05-17-2003 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qualitythumbs
http://www.cyberwebextreme.com/motherangelica.jpg

Jon

omg i laughed so hard when i read this one. where do ya'll find these?

Bobby Fissure 05-17-2003 09:22 PM

"Hey, take a look at this picture of my weed. This makes me a very cool person."

cherrylula 05-17-2003 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
"Hey, take a look at this picture of my weed. This makes me a very cool person."
pics?

maxjohan 05-17-2003 09:26 PM

funny:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

You forgot: Make $5 an hour flipping burgers..read

:glugglug

Nina 05-17-2003 09:29 PM

don't leave these out:

show us your tits?

and...

would you hit it?
would you hit it part 2?
would you hit it part 3?

quiet 05-17-2003 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
don't leave these out:

show us your tits?

and...

would you hit it?
would you hit it part 2?
would you hit it part 3?

a fucking men

clickpimp 05-17-2003 09:32 PM

do sponsors shave?

CDSmith 05-17-2003 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
don't leave these out:

show us your tits?

and...

would you hit it?
would you hit it part 2?
would you hit it part 3?

<img SRC="http://www.nina-knows-best.com/images/cartoon60x60.jpg" align=LEFT>

<--- I'd hit it.

greentea 05-17-2003 09:33 PM

how do i get listed in google?

Fletch XXX 05-17-2003 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
<img SRC="http://www.nina-knows-best.com/images/cartoon60x60.jpg" align=LEFT>

<--- I'd hit it.

<img src=http://www.musicman.com/00add/fletch.jpg border="1">

:glugglug

cherrylula 05-17-2003 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
"Hey, take a look at this picture of my weed. This makes me a very cool person."
<img src=http://fletchxxx.com/images/scanner.jpg>

:stoned

greentea 05-17-2003 11:07 PM

1 million uniques = $80?

greentea 05-18-2003 10:43 AM

Paypal will no longer accept adult sites?

mjrools23 05-18-2003 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
"Hey, take a look at this picture of my weed. This makes me a very cool person."
and beer :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

greentea 05-18-2003 12:37 PM

How do you check your stats?

Jon2 05-18-2003 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
don't leave these out:

show us your tits?

and...

would you hit it?
would you hit it part 2?
would you hit it part 3?

http://www.cyberwebextreme.com/hit_it.jpg

Jon

greentea 05-18-2003 12:45 PM

http://members.nuvox.net/~sfagan/funny/hityo.jpg

greentea 05-18-2003 01:52 PM

tennis ace were are you?

Rich 05-18-2003 01:54 PM

A guy who gets paid to kiss Like Whoa's ass all day, making fun of other people. Priceless. :1orglaugh

greentea 05-18-2003 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
A guy who gets paid to kiss Like Whoa's ass all day, making fun of other people. Priceless. :1orglaugh

your referring to me?

Rich 05-18-2003 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea



your referring to me?

Do you have an adult centro button in your sig?

greentea 05-18-2003 02:01 PM

ah i realize now your talking about the thread starter :glugglug

Pipecrew 05-18-2003 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
A guy who gets paid to kiss Like Whoa's ass all day, making fun of other people. Priceless. :1orglaugh

Beats Unemployment huh? Shouldnt you be setting an example infront of your children? Like cleaning your bong infront of them again? You will be one hell of a father when they are older. Burnout.

Rich 05-18-2003 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew



Beats Unemployment huh? Shouldnt you be setting an example infront of your children? Like cleaning your bong infront of them again? You will be one hell of a father when they are older. Burnout.

:1orglaugh

Gianni Uomo 05-18-2003 06:58 PM


BoneProne For Life!

Interlude 05-18-2003 08:04 PM

Are you giving the Bush daughters shit for drinking? Who gives a shit? I drink more in a week than they do in a year.

Why 05-19-2003 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
http://members.nuvox.net/~sfagan/funny/hityo.jpg
thats some fucked up shit. who in the fuck would do that to such a cool machine?


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