Female Ejaculations! Have you ever fucked a girl that could do it?

[TheFLY]

I have... and it's fucking awesome! All that juice all over you -- hot fucking slippery fluid -- it's fucking crazy -- we sweat like hogs anways -- but rolling around all over the floor all slippery like that it's fucking insanity.... body shaking cataclysmic shit that youll have sore spots all over your body the next day -- and probably lots of bruises all over your body... Try that shit sometime in the mud when it's raining -- the rain all over your body -- wet dirt in your ass and your screams and cries and silenced by the acoustics of the rain... nobody can hear you -- you are surrounded by rain -- in a wide open space all you can see is gray and your lover and the sound rushes into your ears and her vagina keep pumping -- squish squish -- it's coming down cats and dogs... Shwoooosh! AAAAaeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa! She screams. Damn. I just spanked one out!

[greentea]

dood that was piss

[tree]

that must be some good coke fly

[TheMob]

You should write a book

[klik]

This seems to be your main topic of discussion today... anything you wanna admit to the group here?

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by greentea
dood that was piss

Dude it's not the same. Piss is not slippery like this stuff -- do your research -- female ejaculations are real and it's cool shit... She can even learn to control it so that it just doesn't come out spontaneously. Men have the same gland as women that produce this fluid... but it's used for a different purpose.

[maxjohan]

Why dont you start writing some erotic novels..?

[TheMob]

Originally posted by maxjohan
Why dont you start writing some erotic novels..?

Lol.. did you just call that erotic?

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by klik
This seems to be your main topic of discussion today... anything you wanna admit to the group here?

Yeah I got leid last night -- met some bunnies from the pool hall. One was the big titted slut -- the other was smaller and kindof ethnic looking -- she was 22 but looked even younger... And I fucked her in the ass with spiked stilletos while I dropped on that pussy across the rim of the majestic pussy landscape -- what a sunset that would make... world of pussy... if my dick was 24 stories tall I could probably fuck a volcano sized pussy... but then I'd probably squash a whole lot of people -- Incredible Hulk style...

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by TheMob?


Lol.. did you just call that erotic?

Haha... yeah bro I'm with you... I don't think it's erotic either I was shooting more for humor, irony... is that lame? Should I push it further into insanity? LOL...

[Pete]

Chicks just take one look at my cock and do that...I thought that was normal.

[TheMob]

Originally posted by Pete
Chicks just take one look at my cock and do that...I thought that was normal.

no man, that's puke

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by Pete
Chicks just take one look at my cock and do that...I thought that was normal.

I can hypnotize any girl to do it with a few hand gestures... it's funny to do at clubs. We always get a nice sopping wet puddle going at our booth -- so the chicks know where the action is at just by the smell of our booth... That's all it takes to get leid all night long by like 20 chicks every night.

[maxjohan]

you`ve been reading alot . . riiigght

[pantymaniac]

happened to me once...

3 years before 35 years old american woman lives in spain come to my country for holiday...while we start to bang she asked me to put towel ..on the bed ..
i did not understand first ..so after that she came more than 25 times with little squirting with voice . sirfffff sshirfff shirffffff...
its amazing.. you should see

[Theo]

Originally posted by TheMob?


no man, that's puke

LOL

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by TheFLY


Dude it's not the same. Piss is not slippery like this stuff -- do your research -- female ejaculations are real and it's cool shit... She can even learn to control it so that it just doesn't come out spontaneously. Men have the same gland as women that produce this fluid... but it's used for a different purpose.

Sorry, its piss.. mixed with alot of mucus. A condition called orgasmic incontinence.

[ronbotx]

Unlike phoney "Penis Pills" , female ejaculation is the real deal. I've dated two women who can do it with proper finger stimulation .

If you would like an instructional video on the subject , from an expert in this field, go get "Seymore Butts, Squirters"

[thatdykeliz]

Those of you saying that it's piss have never been with a girl who could squirt. It feels different from piss, and it smells different...hopefully you've gotten laid enough to be able to tell the difference in the smell of pussy from that of piss...

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by Gutterboy


Sorry, its piss.. mixed with alot of mucus. A condition called orgasmic incontinence.

Ok faggot. Get out of my thread.

[opflix]

yes. i have experienced it & it is heaven. i love being bathed in a chicks hot cum up to my ears. ooooops... damn... brb.

[TheFLY]

I'm going to invent a bed with a drain -- for guys like me... the new waterproof fabric that they are coming out with now -- I can use that... get a drain in the middle of the bed -- at the end -- so it's in the perfect spot for me to procure all the juice my heart desires... using any number of techniques that I have devised.

[Lykos]

Nope

[rooster]

i like dry sex

[xenigo]

Originally posted by TheFLY
I'm going to invent a bed with a drain -- for guys like me... the new waterproof fabric that they are coming out with now -- I can use that... get a drain in the middle of the bed -- at the end -- so it's in the perfect spot for me to procure all the juice my heart desires... using any number of techniques that I have devised.

That's a fucking good idea man. You should market that shit... instead of the Postorpedic bed, it could be the Female Ejaculation Cum Drain Bed... FECDB. I'd buy one for sure.

This has been my dream for a while, to find a girl that could squirt like that... haven't found one yet though

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by TheFLY


Ok faggot. Get out of my thread.

Just admit it, you love the piss

There is no shame. Many people even like drinking it!

[Peter Romero]

Kylie Wilde is the squirting godess of porn. She squirted a little when I shot her for my site & she vowed to come back & do it for real this week. We were thinking about doing it live on web cams but are having tech probs with that, anyone help? You get first free squirt.

BTW - it's not piss, get laid more often to tell the dif.

I'll get another girl to taste test it live for you.

www.povporn.com

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by POV Porn guy
I'll get another girl to taste test it live for you.

[Peter Romero]

Sunshine is another porn chick that's a squirter. She was on top of me for a half hour doing 2 minute jerk to squirts and totally soaked my bed - she musta came 25 times. AND IT WASN'T PISS!!! My drycleaner knows the diference and he didn't say a word... he just smiled & winked.

[Peter Romero]

Originally posted by TheFLY

DUDE!!! Double squirters! You live close to me, we should do it live next weekend on web cams. call me, you have my number.

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Sunshine is another porn chick that's a squirter. She was on top of me for a half hour doing 2 minute jerk to squirts and totally soaked my bed - she musta came 25 times. AND IT WASN'T PISS!!!

This is not really that difficult to understand. Go find yourself a cut away chart of the female anatomy and find me this mythical "gland" that is capable of squirting large amounts of fluid during orgasm.

There is only one: the bladder

Sure many women secrete large amounts of lubricating mucus during sex, but that oozes out. If its squirting, there is piss involved.

I don't see the point in the denials. If you enjoy it, fine. But she sure as fuck isn't squirting all that fluid out of her uterus

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by POV Porn guy


DUDE!!! Double squirters! You live close to me, we should do it live next weekend on web cams. call me, you have my number.

Thanks for the offer but I prefer intimacy to be intimate... I made a promise not to let my personal life get too intangled into my public life...

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by Gutterboy




This is not really that difficult to understand. Go find yourself a cut away chart of the female anatomy and find me this mythical "gland" that is capable of squirting large amounts of fluid during orgasm.

There is only one: the bladder

You are wrong faggot. Don't make me get on google and look this up. Sorry your ego is hurt that you can't find a woman that can do this...

[TheFLY]

Ok it's not a simple answer...

1880, Alexander Skene, professor of gynecology in Brooklyn, New York, wrote a paper describing and diagramming various glands and ducts surrounding the female urethra. Modern science then began to refer to them as Skene's glands, a term that is still in use today.

1950s, Samuel Berkow, a urologist, discovers Skene's glands are made of erectile tissue that can be stimulated. At around this time Ernst Gräfenberg, originator of the "G" spot (which we'll cover later), wrote of observing the expulsion of fluid from the urethra during sexual arousal:

If there is the opportunity to observe the orgasm of such women, one can see that large quantities of a clear, transparent fluid (that) are expelled not from the vulva, but out of the urethra in gushes. At first, I thought that the bladder sphincter has become defective by the intensity of the orgasm. Involuntary expulsion of urine is reported in sex literature. In the cases observed by us, the fluid was examined and it had no urinary character. I am inclined to believe that 'urine' reported to be expelled during female orgasm is not urine, but only secretions of the intraurethral glands correlated with the erotogenic zone along the urethra in the anterior vaginal wall. Moreover, the profuse secretions coming out with the orgasm have no lubricating significance [so much for Galen's theory], otherwise they would be produced at the beginning of intercourse and not at the peak of orgasm.

1988, M. Zaviacic discovers that the Skene's glands are not, in fact, a vestigial homologue of the male prostate but, instead, a "small, functional organ that produces female prostatic secretion and possesses cells with neuroendocrine function, comparable to the male prostate." Everyone got that?

1995, E. A. Tanagho and company finds that an involuntary opening of the bladder sphincter can be triggered with stimulation of either the G Spot, the clitoris, or both simultaneously.

In summation, the fluid originates from the bladder, but is not urine, but rather an amalgamation of a denatured liquid containing only 25% urea and a female prostatic fluid the originates in the Skene's glands. So now you know HOW it happens, but as for WHY, well, it looks like that mystery will remain unsolved for now. And people think Fermat?s Last Theorem presented a challenge?

[Peter Romero]

Originally posted by Gutterboy




This is not really that difficult to understand. Go find yourself a cut away chart of the female anatomy and find me this mythical "gland" that is capable of squirting large amounts of fluid during orgasm.

There is only one: the bladder

Sure many women secrete large amounts of lubricating mucus during sex, but that oozes out. If its squirting, there is piss involved.

I don't see the point in the denials. If you enjoy it, fine. But she sure as fuck isn't squirting all that fluid out of her uterus

Some dribble, some splash, some squirt - I don't even care - it is making me horny talking about it and I'm gonna go get me summa that whatever the fuck it is. You keep talking, I'll be back soaked to the bone in need of a drycleaning & a good hot shower!

Later non-skater-probably-a-masturbater.

[AngelAllgood]

PICS?

[Peter Romero]

Originally posted by TheFLY


Thanks for the offer but I prefer intimacy to be intimate... I made a promise not to let my personal life get too intangled into my public life...

Hey - you offered Fly, I got a whole houseload of cuties that wanna bang Kylie until she squirts. Fuck em all, I'll do it myself!

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by TheFLY
In summation, the fluid originates from the bladder, but is not urine, but rather an amalgamation of a denatured liquid containing only 25% urea and a female prostatic fluid the originates in the Skene's glands. So now you know HOW it happens, but as for WHY, well, it looks like that mystery will remain unsolved for now. And people think Fermat?s Last Theorem presented a challenge?

In other words.. it comes from the bladder just like piss, it contains uric acid like piss, and it squirts out of the urethra just like piss, but its not really piss because.. uh.. we don't want it to be.

Maybe some peoples preference for shit eating can be explained this way! Sure it comes from the rectum, sure its brown, and sure it originates in exactly the same way shit does, but its not shit because we enjoy it.

hahahahaha

Denial = not a river in africa

[Kimmykim]

The Nile isn't in Africa either, isn't that interesting ;)

[Peter Romero]

Originally posted by AngelAllgood
PICS?

Watch this post on monday night & I will give you a time & date to have Kylie Wild do it live on the soon to be installed www.povporn.com web cam. Now I gotta go get gushed on. BYE!

[jimmyf]

Originally posted by greentea
dood that was piss

Nope it's not piss,

[Gutterboy]

Maybe some of you are overlooking the upside to admitting its just piss... you won't need a girl to enjoy it anymore!

[jimmyf]

Originally posted by TheFLY
I have... and it's fucking awesome! All that juice all over you -- hot fucking slippery fluid -- it's fucking crazy -- we sweat like hogs anways -- but rolling around all over the floor all slippery like that it's fucking insanity.... body shaking cataclysmic shit that youll have sore spots all over your body the next day -- and probably lots of bruises all over your body... Try that shit sometime in the mud when it's raining -- the rain all over your body -- wet dirt in your ass and your screams and cries and silenced by the acoustics of the rain... nobody can hear you -- you are surrounded by rain -- in a wide open space all you can see is gray and your lover and the sound rushes into your ears and her vagina keep pumping -- squish squish -- it's coming down cats and dogs... Shwoooosh! AAAAaeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa! She screams. Damn. I just spanked one out!

Yep 5 or 6 of' em. One I know can Squirt half way across the room. And yes it is a huge turn on when one Squirts and you can feel that warm pussy cum running down your balls. This one lady, I use 2 beach towels folded up, and she goes right through them.

Most men think the woman is pissing on them, stupid fucks. One time I let this lady set on my face, I was eating pussy like mad, and she Squirted a little bit (for her it was) I kind of gaged and thought OH shit I got to up from here, because if she really lets it I'm screwed.

I love Squirters.

[jimmyf]

Originally posted by thatdykeliz
Those of you saying that it's piss have never been with a girl who could squirt. It feels different from piss, and it smells different...hopefully you've gotten laid enough to be able to tell the difference in the smell of pussy from that of piss...

Correct I've eaten it many many times, AND it is NOT piss.

[thatdykeliz]

Originally posted by xenigo


That's a fucking good idea man. You should market that shit... instead of the Postorpedic bed, it could be the Female Ejaculation Cum Drain Bed... FECDB. I'd buy one for sure.

This has been my dream for a while, to find a girl that could squirt like that... haven't found one yet though

I'd buy one too, mostly to keep from sleeping in my own goddamn wet spot. That sucks...if I'm really in the mood, even a towel folded into thirds isn't going to help, the juices seep through all three layers of towel...and then I end up sleeping on the cold, wet dinner-plate-sized spot that night.

[xenigo]

Originally posted by thatdykeliz


I'd buy one too, mostly to keep from sleeping in my own goddamn wet spot. That sucks...if I'm really in the mood, even a towel folded into thirds isn't going to help, the juices seep through all three layers of towel...and then I end up sleeping on the cold, wet dinner-plate-sized spot that night.

Ok, I think you need to post a video. Yes, I think we all need to witness this phenomenon in action. Anyone have any good video footage of this stuff??

[Peter Romero]

Originally posted by xenigo


Ok, I think you need to post a video. Yes, I think we all need to witness this phenomenon in action. Anyone have any good video footage of this stuff??

i told you that I'd do a live Kylie Wild squirting thing on my web site as soon as Kylie calls me monday, 'm gonna set it up - e-mail me @ [email protected] to be notified.

[TDF]

most women never have an orgasm until 25..why? because their stupid asses think they have to pee instead of having a real orgasm

[Peter Romero]

Originally posted by toodamnfli
most women never have an orgasm until 25..why? because their stupid asses think they have to pee instead of having a real orgasm

WOW! I Never thought of that! Your'e fuckin right! They always stop and have this panicked look on thier face and i go: "What's wrong, you were really getting into that and now you look guilty, Whassup?" then they tell me they think they have to pee and go right during the fuckin peak of it all. Briliant!

[Peter Romero]

Originally posted by xenigo


Ok, I think you need to post a video. Yes, I think we all need to witness this phenomenon in action. Anyone have any good video footage of this stuff??

www.fuckingmachines.com has Kylie Wilde squirting and I have picture of her peeing and they look very fuckin diferent. Wanna see? [email protected] - i don't know how to post a fuggin picture!!!