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Old 08-28-2021, 11:04 AM   #1
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if somebody on the radio tells you to cut of your penis

Change the channel for goodness sakes.

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Law enforcement officers encountered a bizarre incident Wednesday morning as a Cookeville man led them on a two county pursuit from Dowelltown to Lebanon on Highway 70.


What they learned was that the man, 39 year old Tyson Gilbert had severed his own penis and tossed it out the car window somewhere along the route either before or during the chase. Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.
COOKEVILLE MAN CUTS OFF PENIS WHILE BEING CHASED BY POLICE | Crossville News First
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Old 08-28-2021, 11:34 AM   #2
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Id have difficulty locating my penis, under my massive belly fat rolls...
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Old 08-28-2021, 12:24 PM   #3
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Id have difficulty locating my penis, under my massive belly fat rolls...
U cn't a4d a penis
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Old 08-28-2021, 03:02 PM   #4
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Nor a radio, upon which to hear the instruction...
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Old 08-28-2021, 03:10 PM   #5
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I wondered who the fuck saved the world. So it was this idiot? Tell him thanks from the rest of us.
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Old 08-28-2021, 03:12 PM   #6
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Nor a radio, upon which to hear the instruction...
I really don't think he needed a radio either.

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Old 08-28-2021, 03:26 PM   #7
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Do it because someone on the radio said.. simple. It's not rocket science.
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Old 08-28-2021, 04:11 PM   #8
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I'll just wait for an angry lover to snatch it out off me . . .
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Old 08-29-2021, 12:46 AM   #10
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What if the radio host tells you to take horse medicine for Covid?
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Old 08-29-2021, 01:03 PM   #12
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I really don't think he needed a radio either.

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Old 08-29-2021, 03:59 PM   #13
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Let them do it, it's called natural selection. Guy called Darwin wrote a book about it.
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Let them do it, it's called natural selection. Guy called Darwin wrote a book about it.
According to Darwin's theory the stupidest can thrive over the smartest as well . . .
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